Quote by Maia
:doh: make up your mind, man!
lol
Think i'll look in your box...if i may
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luv2lick
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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Serious question ... sorry.
My brakes need replacing on my car.. Cant afford to take it to a garage to do. I can do rear drums as have done them before. But how difficult is it to do front discs?
I think the disks themselves need replacing as well as the pads. Is this just a case of taking them apart and puting them back as you found them or do you need to mess around with fluids and stuff?
I know I should take them to a garage really...was gonna try and do them then take them to the garage down the road and have them check them over...for a nominal fee.
My brakes need replacing on my car.. Cant afford to take it to a garage to do. I can do rear drums as have done them before. But how difficult is it to do front discs?
I think the disks themselves need replacing as well as the pads. Is this just a case of taking them apart and puting them back as you found them or do you need to mess around with fluids and stuff?
I know I should take them to a garage really...was gonna try and do them then take them to the garage down the road and have them check them over...for a nominal fee.
What does the clever boy want as a prize then?Quote by bluexxx
Make sure she has shaved her legs first though!
Errrr...you want to be real careful. I don't think anyone has heard from Tool since last night...
:wink: :wink: :wink:
Indeed :shock: .
I believe that the bus load of butches actually caught him heading towards the coastal road.
He didn't run fast enough
All I can say is that Tool will be in therapy for a very long time
:crazy:
:grin:
A bus full of lesbians.... nowhere to run....... Dive in...... fight your way out perhaps.... what a way to go......... Lucky Bastard :twisted:
You Are A Juicy Kisser!
About Your Kissing Style:
Your lips are totally kissable baby, and you know how to use them.
You are the perfect - with the right combo of lips and tongue.
It's important to flaunt it, so kiss early and often on dates!
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
You're 100% hot, and you know it. You're all about being sexy, all the time.
You have no trouble scoring dates or kisses ...
Just trouble getting rid of jealous people trying to show you up!
You attract attention from every hot guy and girl... even before you show off your kissing skills.
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
Go out with another Juicy Kisser and you'll be the power couple of the party. Sure, you'll have a ton of hot kisses, but only after everyone there has checked you guys out. Hook it up with a Romantic Kisser and you may have found your soulmate. Romantic Kissers will be attracted to your appeal, and you'll appreciate their loyalty.
Keep away from Carnal Kissers! They'll just try to play you for sex, and ruin your reputation in a heartbeat. And Freaky Kissers are way too wild and rough for your style. You prefer pleasure to pain, thank you very much.
Noooooo....It cant be..how can this test tell Libra not to snog me...
About Your Kissing Style:
Your lips are totally kissable baby, and you know how to use them.
You are the perfect - with the right combo of lips and tongue.
It's important to flaunt it, so kiss early and often on dates!
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
You're 100% hot, and you know it. You're all about being sexy, all the time.
You have no trouble scoring dates or kisses ...
Just trouble getting rid of jealous people trying to show you up!
You attract attention from every hot guy and girl... even before you show off your kissing skills.
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
Go out with another Juicy Kisser and you'll be the power couple of the party. Sure, you'll have a ton of hot kisses, but only after everyone there has checked you guys out. Hook it up with a Romantic Kisser and you may have found your soulmate. Romantic Kissers will be attracted to your appeal, and you'll appreciate their loyalty.
Keep away from Carnal Kissers! They'll just try to play you for sex, and ruin your reputation in a heartbeat. And Freaky Kissers are way too wild and rough for your style. You prefer pleasure to pain, thank you very much.
Noooooo....It cant be..how can this test tell Libra not to snog me...
Quote by Serendipity
I know this much about Beer (.....) so I went to the Bud site to see how it's born...apparently the stages are:
1. Making it
2. Tasting it
3. Tending it
4. Serving it
I'll take 2, 3 and 4 please :twisted:
I take it you are still on about beer?
I think the term...presenting it, is much naughtier than serving it???
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by hornyred and dino
my technique ,, invented by me ! hold the jaffa cake in your left hand ,choccie side up , lightly depress the thumb of your right hand into the center of the chocolate causing the chocolate to crack , pick off all the cracks of chocolate and consume leaving the orange bit and the cake .Carefully peel the orange bit off the cake , making sure not to rip it and place on tongue , slowly such on the orange bit until it disolves .You are now left with just the cake which is ideal for dunking in your tea!
Hell yeah...I do a similar thing...although I tease round the orangy bit and peel it off with the chocolate still attached... then you can bend it to assist with the removal.......
Never dunked the cake base though....I'm off to put the kettle on
with a tongue like that you could "melt" 3 orangey bits at once 
:lol: :lol: :lol:With an arse like that I know where I would like to place them for the final assault ! :lol:
Quote by hornyred and dino
my technique ,, invented by me ! hold the jaffa cake in your left hand ,choccie side up , lightly depress the thumb of your right hand into the center of the chocolate causing the chocolate to crack , pick off all the cracks of chocolate and consume leaving the orange bit and the cake .Carefully peel the orange bit off the cake , making sure not to rip it and place on tongue , slowly such on the orange bit until it disolves .You are now left with just the cake which is ideal for dunking in your tea!
Hell yeah...I do a similar thing...although I tease round the orangy bit and peel it off with the chocolate still attached... then you can bend it to assist with the removal.......
Never dunked the cake base though....I'm off to put the kettle on
It seems i may have stumbled across something here....
Are all Jaffa Cake eaters connoisseurs? Is the technique more important than the consumption?
Is there a correlation between sexual techniques and jaffa cake eating techniques???
do people of the same star sign eat them the same way ???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
Are all Jaffa Cake eaters connoisseurs? Is the technique more important than the consumption?
Is there a correlation between sexual techniques and jaffa cake eating techniques???
do people of the same star sign eat them the same way ???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
I work in an office where this sort of thing has happened
I would be prepared to bet it is one of the following...
You flaps were showing... ... it was way too short !
Someone else has had a bollocking and they are trying to be consistent .... To shut them the fuck up!
Your boss is trying to protect you from rude comments from yours or his colleagues (which may include your nemesis ... is trying to do the right thing and be a friend.
Just chill.... take the advice... for a while and see what happens after a couple of weeks.
I would be prepared to bet it is one of the following...
You flaps were showing... ... it was way too short !
Someone else has had a bollocking and they are trying to be consistent .... To shut them the fuck up!
Your boss is trying to protect you from rude comments from yours or his colleagues (which may include your nemesis ... is trying to do the right thing and be a friend.
Just chill.... take the advice... for a while and see what happens after a couple of weeks.
Guys.... the question is......and it is definately worth pondering....
Do you eat the jaffa cake in one go?
Do you Full Moon, Half Moon....Total Eclips it..(With a waving hand gesture)
Or do you gently lick all the chocolate off until the smashing jaffa orangy bit is exposed...before teasing it away from the cake base... so that said smashing jaffa orangy bit can be taken by the index finger and thumb ..then 'Whapped' on to your poked out tongue.. :twisted:
Perhaps a poll?
Do you eat the jaffa cake in one go?
Do you Full Moon, Half Moon....Total Eclips it..(With a waving hand gesture)
Or do you gently lick all the chocolate off until the smashing jaffa orangy bit is exposed...before teasing it away from the cake base... so that said smashing jaffa orangy bit can be taken by the index finger and thumb ..then 'Whapped' on to your poked out tongue.. :twisted:
Perhaps a poll?
