Quote by O. K.
And your point is ?
Quote by O. K.
What is the matter with the Human race? their relentless pursuit of pleasure, and sex, workaholics have an obsession and compulsion to do all the work in the world during one lifetime, alcoholics try to drink all the worlds stock at once, smokers are intent on using all the tobacco at one go, Millionaires have a determination to be multi multi billionaires, money they couldn't possibly spend, after all, we are only here for three score years and ten, IF WE ARE VERY LUCKY!!!
Quote by Libra-Love
Errr what you saying...you have to get pissed to f*ck me??????
thats harsh..... :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
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Can I buy you a drink or do you want to just get down to it? :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
Hi,
I'm a 39 y.o. former slut, pill popping junkie, but am on medication for it now :P
As I have slept with all my mates who now find me dull, annoying and depressive I'm left with a fanny like a clowns pocket. I'm loud and embarressing but desperate, so come on, please, give me a chance to stalk you!"
No cock pics no reply as I've already included mine to show you my fantasic under-arm mane.
Sloppy Drunk
Kent
I particularly like social :twisted: Quote by Maia
Have had no joy at meeting men (they all tended to not be too good at the conversation side of things) so now would like to meet another woman (preferably).
Anyway, look forward to getting to know some people.
love
maia
Quote by Libra-Love
How many hands do you need to hold a bugle?
And if it's only one hand are you talking about blowing it when you're masturbating?
Personally, if anyone was more preoccupied with blowing their bugle at that peak moment than they were with me they would find themselves blowing a very strange tune from somewhere deep within
Why not just learn to yodel?
Quote by uhuru
ok sorry wrong advice,
just be yourself....dont let a confidence knock set you back, get out and about ....you must talk with strange assistants ? so why be any different ?
Wasn't quite like that. More of a case that the music was so loud we couldn't communicate any other way!
Quote by uhuru
ok sorry wrong advice,
just be yourself....dont let a confidence knock set you back, get out and about ....you must talk with strange assistants ? so why be any different ?
Wasn't quite like that. More of a case that the music was so loud we couldn't communicate any other way! Quote by uhuru
ok sorry wrong advice,
just be yourself....dont let a confidence knock set you back, get out and about ....you must talk with strange assistants ? so why be any different ?
Quote by manofmuchfun
ok sorry wrong advice,
just be yourself....dont let a confidence knock set you back, get out and about ....you must talk with strange assistants ? so why be any different ?
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Most companies have 'retention deals' which you only get offered when you quite firmly say you will cancel your contract to go with someone else. Of the various companies I've tried, orange are a pain but less worse than most others. Orange and Vodaphone officially have the best coverage last time I checked - and they are the only two that can get reliable reception where I live.
for 2 months!!Quote by hertsguy30s
The oriental girlie from Hi-5 (kids prog on Ch 5 early morning) ..actually dammit I really DO fancy her and I'm not embarrased about it at all! Well...maybe a little...but phwoarr! Another slightly embarrasing choice was the girl/lady who presented BBC Breakfast before Natasha whatserface started..now SHE was cute (Natasha's just got far too many teeth and about as much sex appeal as a box of Persil Automatic Non-Bio)
Leg It!!!!
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