Quote by sexyjess23
what about skips?? skips are the best crisps in the world mmmmmmm
mmmmmm Cheese and saladcream sandwhiches with prawn cocktail skips in them....... yummy
Don't knock it till you've tried it! :D
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luv2lick
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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ops: :oops: :oops:Got a plan.....
Use a stunt double......
I go in..... make pleasantries.... a few minutes later...I buckle under the pressure and get jiggy with her......about 2 hours later....I say...I'm just popping to the loo
Thats when the cunning switch is made
You come back from the loo....fully refreshed, ready for more shagging! Being fresh you will be well up for it and she will be amazed and impressed with your staying power too!!!!
Everyones a winner...um except Marya who lost her bet... but she gets an amazing shag so isn't really a loser
Brilliant
Use a stunt double......
I go in..... make pleasantries.... a few minutes later...I buckle under the pressure and get jiggy with her......about 2 hours later....I say...I'm just popping to the loo
Thats when the cunning switch is made
You come back from the loo....fully refreshed, ready for more shagging! Being fresh you will be well up for it and she will be amazed and impressed with your staying power too!!!!
Everyones a winner...um except Marya who lost her bet... but she gets an amazing shag so isn't really a loser
Brilliant
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Utterly brilliant..... cant stop chuckling to myself...And it has also dawned on me...they have security cameras in Supermarkets.... they is a strong chance your episode is being used as a safety training video.... in supermarkets all over the country ! :shock:
Quote by Libra-Love
I'd be sliding up and down warming a sticky dessert
Until I read this...I would have had a quick check for anti slide devices...then wooo hooo.
But now..... I would gently lay my warm tongue against the bannister... and wait for the swoosh of Libra Love gliding towards me :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by foxylady 123
An in car vibrator would be nice!!
! :happy: :happy: :happy:
There is an episode of Wacky Races where Penelope Pitstop had one of those...
It is true..they pan to the car interior and it said Vib {} Rator around the gear stick !
Do you often spend your time watching the Wacky Races?? :confused2: :evil2: :confused2: :evil2:
Occasionally... why do you have any suggestions? :twisted:
Quote by HungryP
Well being a Pink Floyd fan, I'm aware of a hidden message on the Wall album. One of the tracks, can't remember which one, contains a message which can be heard if the track is played backwards. With the help of a friend who had a reel to reel tape deck back in the 1980s, I was able to hear it.
Its a long time since I last played it but the gist of it was: "Congratulations, you have discovered the secret of this record. Send your answer to Old Pink, care of The Funny Farm, Little Chalfont".
The message was intended as a tribute to Syd Barrett, founder member of the group & responsible for its early success. He suffered some sort of mental collapse & spent some time in a mental institution.... allegedly in Little Chalfont!!!
That is at the above site. If you click on the song title in the list at the top...it loads the track...click on the words 'Show reverse lyrics' and it will tell you what they are saying
I was talking to some mates about urban myths etc the other day and we got on to hidden messages in music played backwards
Go to the following link...
If you click on the song title in the list at the top...it loads the track...click on the words 'Show reverse lyrics' and it will tell you what they are saying
What do you think...are there any more around?
Go to the following link...
If you click on the song title in the list at the top...it loads the track...click on the words 'Show reverse lyrics' and it will tell you what they are saying
What do you think...are there any more around?
Quote by Bloke2005
Oh, there's many, many more that are far wittier and far quicker than me. And, for the record, my tongue is nearly always firmly in my cheek when I post
PS: I'm surprised they let you join - all male swingers are bisexual, or so I thought - it's a kind of prerequisite ain't it? :shock:
Am I ??? :shock:
Quote by Happy Cats
Gerry Adams wakes up in a good mood, goes to the bathroom looks in the mirror and thinks “jeez I look good, but whats that funny smell?â€
Goes down for breakfast and the wife kisses him good morning and says “jeez you look good this morning, but whats the smell?â€
Arrives at the Sinn Fein office and Martin says “ Hi Gerry, you look fantastic, can you smell something?â€
Well Gerry is pissed off about this and goes to see his doctor. He explains that everyone has been complimenting him but what is the smell?
The doctor looks at him for a second and then says “Mr Adams, I know exactly what is wrong here……………..
Your’e a c*nt!â€
I know, I know – offensive to c*nts
Have you ever wondered what would happen if all cunts united and had synchronised periods?! :shock:
I thought they had and are playing at Southampton today
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Ice Pie
OK IcePie, see how you make this offensive to anyone....
2 Goldfish in a tank, one looks at the other and says
"How do you drive this thing?"
Joke told to me by my 5 year old cousin. BTW
My grandfather was crippled during the war while driving a tank, and I find it deeply offensive that you should choose to poke fun at those who risk their lives for your freedom.
Next!
Um... dont miss mine above...... And kinda hoping you can smash it down.. I think this thread will turn into a serious challenge to find an in-offensive joke
