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luv2lick
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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Quote by musketeer
Oh Musketeer :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Sorry to hear you had to go through that, it's awful!!! Such a lovely guy, you really don't deserve any crap from people, certainly not machete weilding nutcases :shock:
It wasn't that bad, speaking as a person who, in a former career, had cars driven at them, was attacked with baseball bats and convenient 2x4, threatened with knives and fists etc. and over 20 years with only two blows landed, ( 'cause I'm a sweet talking bastard), I didn't regard it as earth shaking and I'm really not in trauma!
You were a teacher??? Shit!
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Not for the first time I lost a G-string and my bra at a club last night! Having spent over an hour playing with a couple of guys I am sure one of them took my favourite sexy underwear as a momento, obviously not content with just shagging me!
Anyone else suffered similar experiences?
M
xxx
The lucky bastards! :twisted:
Quote by timn
Yesterday I decided to patch things up with my x, and knowing one of her things was to visit a nudist beach, I took her to St Osyth near Colchester.
When we arrived, I got out a small fishing shelter, a rucksack with towels etc (the morning weather was quite hot and nice) and our packed lunch. We walked down the hideously dangerous path to the beech to find all the signs we stolen (by that point, we noticed a guy in a red manchester U shirt on a bike following in the distance).
We walked to the far end, pitched up the tent, and the guy in the red shirt sat directly opposite us. I turned the tent round, he picked up his bike, walked round to the front, and sat there. I moved the tent for a final time, and he moved just out of watching distance, but just so he could peek in. My friend and I decided stripping was not an option, and he was frankly creaping us out!
After a while of munching on our packed lunch, he decided to go peer into all the other tents, with only his trousers off. Finally when we were laying down, he decided to come over and have a good stare into our tent. We began to packup, so he stood up, wanked himself off and walked off.
At this point, another guy had sat down behind our tent (We didn't even notice him) who was only half starkers. We packed up, went down to the beech, and suddenly we were alone (only with a couple of actual nudists around). We stripped off, walked along the beech only to see the second guy, following us, wanking in the bushes.
Quite off putting, and frankly, not what we wanted to spend our afternoon doing!
This was probably all to do with my x being a thin, 24yr old blond.
That is totally unacceptable..... Fancy wearing a Man U shirt......tosser !! :twisted:
Quote by ockysweeties
i dunno... even if you had a 13" long, soda-can thick beast, but all u did was jackhammer it into me repeatedly, or if that's all you thought you needed to do since you were the owner of such a prick, I'd probably kick you iin the nuts and out the door.
on the other hand if we were out in a pub and you made me laugh and we had a great chat, and then on our way home gave me a fantastic kiss, and knew that sex involved a lot more than just genitals mashing into genitals or mouths... I'd be cooking you breakfast.
yeah big cocks are good, but it all depends on who they're attached to. (unless they are made of silicone and bought from a store.)
See this is the bit that makes me wonder if you girls are just trying to make us feel better... you all go on about 'what's the point of having a big one and not knowing what to do with it' etc but you conveniently fail to mention the guys who are hung and know exactly what they are doing..I am sure that most hung guys do actually know what to do with it and are conciderate lovers....
Well, I'll be honest.... Mine aint bad...it is above average length and wont quite go into a toilet roll tube as a guide to girth but I would love to have a massive cock.
It does make me feel a bit gutted when I see so many posts or ads from women that want bigger and better etc.
I guess I have had to come to terms with what I have and try to be proud of it and be grateful but it isnt always easy... The first time I read the ads on the photo section I came away feeling more than just a little bit de-moralized but hey... got to get on with it!
It is really nice when I hear a girl say that size isnt that important but I am always left wondering..
I dont know..do women feel the same about their breasts etc??? I mean a cock size COULD have a direct relationship to the quality of the fuck and the pleasure given whereas breast size doesnt have quite the same direct relationship....
What do you guys think.?
It does make me feel a bit gutted when I see so many posts or ads from women that want bigger and better etc.
I guess I have had to come to terms with what I have and try to be proud of it and be grateful but it isnt always easy... The first time I read the ads on the photo section I came away feeling more than just a little bit de-moralized but hey... got to get on with it!
It is really nice when I hear a girl say that size isnt that important but I am always left wondering..
I dont know..do women feel the same about their breasts etc??? I mean a cock size COULD have a direct relationship to the quality of the fuck and the pleasure given whereas breast size doesnt have quite the same direct relationship....
What do you guys think.?
Go for it...... Swingers come and go... True friends will always be true friends.
But that special lady may only come along once...and if you dont try you will never know if it is her! I wouldnt say anything straight away...just see how it pans out. Then tell her when you feel comfortable...(Just dont leave it too long!)
You dont know how you will feel about swinging when you are with her anyway.... so there is no point worrying about it until then is there ????
Good luck mate!
But that special lady may only come along once...and if you dont try you will never know if it is her! I wouldnt say anything straight away...just see how it pans out. Then tell her when you feel comfortable...(Just dont leave it too long!)
You dont know how you will feel about swinging when you are with her anyway.... so there is no point worrying about it until then is there ????
Good luck mate!
Blind man
A blind man enters a "Ladies" Bar by mistake. He finds his way to
a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
A blind man enters a "Ladies" Bar by mistake. He finds his way to
a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
Was pissed off at the generalisation, and getting another label to add to the list... but then I thought "Fuck it!!!" whats the point...lifes too short.. I didnt do it so whats it got to do with me?......Hope you find your £20 and if you do I hope you have the balls to come on here and own up... if not...Sorry it was nicked....
Guess you will have to put it down to experience...
Now....wanna shag?
Guess you will have to put it down to experience...
Now....wanna shag?
