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m1970
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 54
0 miles · Swansea
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Depends on circumsatnces for me, I can be shy, although my biggest problem is being pee shy, I cannot stand at a urinal and go for a piss , I can stand for 15 minutes and still not go, if i go in the cubicles, no problems, don't ask me why.
Im usually chatty, if im out in a pub i tighten up for some reason. I prefer company who does the talking for me
Im just odd
Im usually chatty, if im out in a pub i tighten up for some reason. I prefer company who does the talking for me
Im just odd
Quote by couplefunuk
Not quite a swinging thing, but still a small world story...
We explained where we were from (we were living in the Bahamas at the time) and what school we went to etc. Turns out her sons had just started at the same school that year and when we got back one of them had been moved into my brothers dorm.
So yeah, very small world!
*Him*
I used to live in the bahamas and went to st pauls school
spooky!
I meant we went to school in Kent - which is why this convo in a pool on Paradise Island was so wierd!
Which town did you live in?
Lived in freeport, my father was in the oil business over there and was there for a few years.
Quote by couplefunuk
Not quite a swinging thing, but still a small world story...
We explained where we were from (we were living in the Bahamas at the time) and what school we went to etc. Turns out her sons had just started at the same school that year and when we got back one of them had been moved into my brothers dorm.
So yeah, very small world!
*Him*
I used to live in the bahamas and went to st pauls school
spooky!
Quote by H-x
My advice is to treat this site as a marathon and not a sprint, remember quality rather than quantity. I haven't met anyone yet and may never due to my restrictions, I enjoy listening to other peoples stories thats why I am here, if I wanted a quick fuck it would be best if i went down town. Its all about time, be patient
Brave man!
H.x
Yeah that would be brave, thats why I don't do town
Hi m8
If you want computer advice or ANY advice go and visit the best non sex forum on the planet, Im serious the site I am recommending has thousands of members from all walks of life. Not sure about weekends cos most of the pc experts are on there during working hours, you will need to go to the computing forum on the site, you will have to register first.
best of luck
If you want computer advice or ANY advice go and visit the best non sex forum on the planet, Im serious the site I am recommending has thousands of members from all walks of life. Not sure about weekends cos most of the pc experts are on there during working hours, you will need to go to the computing forum on the site, you will have to register first.
best of luck
My advice is to treat this site as a marathon and not a sprint, remember quality rather than quantity. I haven't met anyone yet and may never due to my restrictions, I enjoy listening to other peoples stories thats why I am here, if I wanted a quick fuck it would be best if i went down town. Its all about time, be patient 
Quote by Velvet Lips
Just want to know is it possible to search by when the user was last online, I find it annoying clicking on a profile and read this person was last on here 335 weeks ago, annoying!
Also can you search by distance in numerical order so that you have "0" miles first through to "20" miles on a 20 miles search. Just a thought. Is there a way to search for videos too?
Yes, in thier profile is says when they were last on-line or if indeed that they are on-line at that time.
I don't know of any way of doing a mass search on this, are you planning a mailshot !!??
:D
youre funnysend a thousand winks in a single click, i like it :D
Just want to know is it possible to search by when the user was last online, I find it annoying clicking on a profile and read this person was last on here 335 weeks ago, annoying!
Also can you search by distance in numerical order so that you have "0" miles first through to "20" miles on a 20 miles search. Just a thought. Is there a way to search for videos too?
Also can you search by distance in numerical order so that you have "0" miles first through to "20" miles on a 20 miles search. Just a thought. Is there a way to search for videos too?
After browsing through loads of ads and photos :shock: , I thought I would take a peek at the people who live "0" miles from me 
, and surprise surprise there are people on here that I have see about in my area :D , I would never approach any of them but I can think to myself "I know what you do in your spare time :D " if I ever saw them out and about.
So, have you seen people on here that you know, have you seen the local vicar brandashing a whip or your next door neihbour.:
, I thought I would take a peek at the people who live "0" miles from me , and surprise surprise there are people on here that I have see about in my area :D , I would never approach any of them but I can think to myself "I know what you do in your spare time :D " if I ever saw them out and about.So, have you seen people on here that you know, have you seen the local vicar brandashing a whip or your next door neihbour.
: Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
sounds like you met a right one there..........
do u reckon his wife knows he met you for coffee?
I do know this guy and I know for a fact he is genuinely single.
Having met him I quickly found out why he was single
If only that was the end of it, but he bombarded me with phone calls for over a month and wanted to take me out on a vanilla data :shock:
After numerous calls with me telling him I was not interested and hell would freeze over before anything happened between us, he sent me a text message saying..
"If you don't fancy me just say so"
Erm hello? The lights are on but no-ones home
SCARY!
I would rather part on a mutual agreement, I wouldn't build my hopes up if the answer is no then so be it, works both ways.
Cracking thread looking forward on hearing all the stories. :shock:
Quote by H-x
I tend to wear clothes that suit my personality........
black.
H.x
Your sexual personality is as follows
, according to this I bet no one on here likes white
What is your sexual color personality?
Your favorite color will tend to be chosen by you especially in your clothing and home decor -- it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. Psychologists have found an association between color and sexual patterns.
RED
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
YELLOW
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.
PINK
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.
PURPLE
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
BLACK
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
Green
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
ORANGE
Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.
BROWN
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.
Gray
The color gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a gray marries another gray, the marriage is made in heaven.
BLUE
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests
WHITE
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.
What clothes do you find makes a person look attractive in, for me it's colourful for a girl, I like to see girls in pastels, blue, yellow and hot pink , I like girls who were jewelery (not lot's of gold) to match there outfits. Shoes something with heels, it makes the girl walk shaking there hips, Thongs :D , now these are a must preferbly in a set of nice tight black trousers :shock:, hair I like hair to be well maintained, long hair does it for me and pig tails :D
Im a fussy bugger
, I like girls who were jewelery (not lot's of gold) to match there outfits. Shoes something with heels, it makes the girl walk shaking there hips, Thongs :D , now these are a must preferbly in a set of nice tight black trousers :shock:, hair I like hair to be well maintained, long hair does it for me and pig tails :D Im a fussy bugger
