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reel it in boyQuote by roger743
I would love people to stop hating on me because i am its only the males who are hating ,maybe you are jelous and think im going to take your women or somthing!
You can't take my women; I don't have any to begin with.
lol young lad you have so much to learn. There is wanking and there is real life he he
Quote by Twisted - Sister
how u gonna show me
Well as it happens I have to be in Tring in Bucks over the week end, maybe I should drive up to London on Saterday evening and take you for a car ride?
Maybe you would be interested in sitting next to me in my car, naked from the waist down so that I can hold your cock while I drive and I bet you cum quick the first time but not the second or third.
TS
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You seem like you need some reassurance that you should be getting from the kids your age. Go and try with them, they want the same, you will be surprised !!! we were all young too
however me thinks there is something amiss here lol you are too naive or you are bating people.
which is it?
You seem like you need some reassurance that you should be getting from the kids your age. Go and try with them, they want the same, you will be surprised !!! we were all young too
however me thinks there is something amiss here lol you are too naive or you are bating people.
which is it?
Quote by Chillin
I once met a woman who I didn't think was so 'beautiful' but I'm no oil painting either, anyway we not only made love, but ended up living together for 5 years , and I found that she became more and more 'beautiful' every time I saw her.I've never judged ppl by their looks, thankGod cos even though we split up she's one of the most Beautiful ppl I'll ever have the privelige of knowing. We're still great friends and I love her like no one else.
Love
could do with more of that he he Quote by flapjackboy
Have business cards made up that read "This card entitles the bearer to a free shag!! Phone this number now"
Genius, sheer genius.
to get some business card sheets to run through his printerHow sureal lol almost like you should be on TV who would ever have thought of a rabbit with a bloddy pancake on its head lol
I think Punky must have been drunk to blurt out what she did lol At least "the minger" had the last laugh and control of the situation. And a model running round cos she cant enjoy the beautiful people says it all really. sounds quite selfish???? who am i to judge but there you go
Irony can be quite ironic sometimes
best sex is when you give and what you give to each other.
Irony can be quite ironic sometimes
best sex is when you give and what you give to each other.
its funny but what about the size of the pussys here I think its a bit of ling and lang in that both find someone who fits them. I remember shagging a woman with an echo when I called her name and it was time to get the telegraph pole out. Why do women not brag about how big their pussys are? lol or maybe after three childre its something better not talked about.
A woman goes to the hospital for a fanny tuck and when she wakes up there are three bunches of flowers beside her bed.
One bunch from her husband hoping it went well and she has a speedy recovery
second from the doctor hoping the operation was a success
and the third from a patient in the Burns Unit thanking her for his new ears
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I think its a bit of ling and lang in that both find someone who fits them. I remember shagging a woman with an echo when I called her name and it was time to get the telegraph pole out. Why do women not brag about how big their pussys are? lol or maybe after three childre its something better not talked about.A woman goes to the hospital for a fanny tuck and when she wakes up there are three bunches of flowers beside her bed.
One bunch from her husband hoping it went well and she has a speedy recovery
second from the doctor hoping the operation was a success
and the third from a patient in the Burns Unit thanking her for his new ears
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as speedo would say...... i am not in the waltons... so dont expect me to keep saying hello to everyone!!!
but hyah!
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Night John-Boy!
Night Mary-Ellen!
Night WBB! (hmmmmm - don't remember seeing you either!)
Thanks for the warm apple pie mmmmmmmmm delicious x and when you say goodnight, jump in the bed and give me a wet one :twisted: ahhhhhhhh Sue Ellen always done it for me :lickface:
need to get a grip on this one and it all depends on whether or not this information is first hand, mind you second hand will always help too and then everyone can lend a hand and didnt you hate those hand me downs as a kid or the hand to hand at karate club. And what about after you put the shelfs up and the misus says "You are handy" and you wonder how she knew!!! you got to hand it to them they must have plenty hands on experience.
Here goes you mad buggers. Madmaninsane here from edinburgh. Anyone from around my parts? Visited the site a few times and thought "What the hell eh?" 
Lets get ready to RUMBLE he he
Whats a "post" for?
tying your dog to when you go into the shop
Anyway a huge warm hello to all friendly thespians out here
Lets get ready to RUMBLE he he
Whats a "post" for?
tying your dog to when you go into the shop
Anyway a huge warm hello to all friendly thespians out here
