Quote by Eli the Ugly
OK-a OK a you peeegs - I geeve up.
I've tried shooting everybody's boll***cks off and meessed
that's because in the 'real' world I'm Tune Essence.
Boy have I enjoyed being an obnoxious, chilli stinking, fart!
Must come naturally.
Thanks to everyone else who made it so much fun and especially ICE PIE for coming up with the idea - a real good'un.
Howdy varmint, I guess you don't know how close you came to getting plugged clean through the juglar. I had a bead drawn on yer and was about to say 'adios' when ya revealed y'self. OK compadre, nice play, sure as hell had me fooled. I thought I was shootin' Dave J (sorry about that pardner, guess I owe you an apology). Pretty good show, Tune...
I aint finished with that other varmint 'Frenchy' yet; where in Hell's Acre is he, if he don't reveal hisself, I'll just ease his headaches ...fer good.
So, who am I?
Well, I gave y'all clues enough:
I told y'all you'd already seen a picture o' my horse...
I told y'all I was a dead man-and if y'all had seen 'High Plains Drifter' you'd a' knowed I was a ghost...
I told y'all I would be strikin' camp, pouring the coffee on the fire, and hittin' the trail when this charade was over...
Told y'all I loved westerns
I told y'all I was a Granpappy.............
Strikes me, thems a whole mess o' clues?
(spits, lights cheroot........)
OK pardners, here's me an' m'horse in better days:
Been missing you all , so I just popped in for the ball.
Hope the Sherriffs (Mods) don't mind too much....
Willl be off again now
God bless you all
Still miss you
Artificer
PS Any one seen a dopey sheepdog: answers to Fly??