I have sole use of a friends house in Maspalomas on the above dates. Beautiful 4 bed house with air con, large terrace with pool (not overlooked), daily cleaner who also takes care of food shopping, laundry, ironing etc. Any sexy males interested in meeting up?

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For those that list themselves as straight but are bent as a nine bob note isn't the best start to their swinging experience :-)

It depends who they want to swing with! There are many "straight" men who are having sex with other men and their wives have no idea.

Most of the messages I get and indeed all of the men I have met have "straight" on their profile. A few of them have told me that their wife insisted they describe themselves as straight.

It was none of those reasons and I do still not know why or who did it but the mute has now been removed by a Mod.

How or why does one become "muted" in a chatroom thereby being unable to post a pic?

That sounds like a comedy from Peter Kay!

Very unlikely. The men on Canal street are not interested in straight females, in fact they are usually regarded as a nuisance owing to the number of straight females (hen parties) who invade Canal St at weekends.

If I am alone then just tight boxers for hygiene reasons as I think changing my sheet/duvet cover once a week is quite enough!

God no! I wear a suit to work so the dry cleaning bills would be through the roof!

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I went there once.

Did you like it?

in Birmingham was the best adult cinema by miles but it closed down about 2 years ago due to redevelopment.

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Just painted a wall so will need to watch it dry

Oh come on. it's not that bad! 😊

Anyone watching?

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Indeed. You only have to look in the Bi Married Chatroom to see the number of "straight" men visiting.

Add to that the number of profiles with "No single males" but the male on the profile spending a lot of time in the bi/gay rooms!

• What's your favourite sitcom of all time? Mine has to be Two Doors Down.

When you hear the word swingers, what springs to mind? For me it is always Donald and Jacqueline from "Benidorm".

Uncut is so much better.

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I'm not sure why you think that the beach is 95% Gay. Kiosk 6 is the LGBTQ+ area but Kiosks 7 and 3 are definitely heterosexual. (I think I've got my kiosk numbers correct!).

I did not say the beach was 95% Gay, I said the nudist beach was 95% Gay based on my experience of being there every year.

I think one has to bear in mind that not everyone who is listed as straight is actually straight!

The nudist area in Maspalomas beach is about 95% Gay so not sure it would be what you are looking for.

Simply because Gay sex is so much easier/hassle free in that you can meet someone, have sex and both go your separate ways. This does not happen in the straight world. According to my straight male friends getting sex usually involves buying drinks, dinner, listening to someone's life story and a load of abusive texts if you decide not to see them again and the alternative is paying a sex worker which is equally dreary.

The Pianist, a simply brilliant film.

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Is that your superpower? Being able to determine someone's sexual preferences irrespective of what they say just by looking at them?

No, from chatting to them in the chatroom.

Not sure about that but a lot of guys on this site who are listed on their profile as "straight" are at least bi.

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Well theres a surprise, I've just logged on and headed for chat and bingo its all up and running ...

Still a blank page for me. May I ask what browser you are using?

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It works on Firefox, but then you cant use cameras (long known problem), some say it works on Chrome, it doesn't work on Msoft Edge without a huge amount of fiddling about ... so must be some kind of scripting problem I would think. At this rate therte will be a a huge outgoing of members unless admin pull their fingers out ......

I'm on Chrome and it's not working for me.

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I think there's an element of a vicious circle there. Some single men act like idiots, single women and couples start ignoring all single men to cope and more single men start being pushy or just speaking in haste instead of thinking about the best approach, and the wheel just keeps on spinning. I don't know that there's a solution.

Then again I have lost count of the number of times I have been contacted by the male half of a couple who have "no single males" on their profile and I am very much single, male and gay.

Really annoying, has been like that since all day.

Have been unable to access the chatroom since yesterday. I just get a blank page with no explanation of what is happening.

The male toilets for a few reasons. They are usually less busy, usually cleaner and no matter how one is dressed one is still a man.