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mark__surrey
Over 90 days ago
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Master of Sex
i used to be a punk rocker, still love the music.
cant stand all this pop idol, crap!
im in a band now and ive played drums since i was a nipper still do and still get the best buzz out of playing music theres nothing beats it.
Master of Sex
it has been a good post and a good informative one and with humour well done all!
after all humour is one way to a womens heart
the other ones your bank balance.
Master of Sex
just me being nozy here, what did we all get up to then last night? me i ended up in a pub got very drunk and woke up on my sofa with some hot stuff next to me!
yes thats right last nights curry some on me some still on the plate!
could ve been worse i couldve slept in the porch it has been known or even slept in my bass drum !
spill the goods then whatve you all been up to!
Master of Sex
makes them sound desperate helen. it must be really off putting for the girls here as some of the posts make me laugh or cringe or they honestly think why they havent got a reply and wonder why?
patience and good manners cost nothing.
yes you do have to wait and build before you start getting anyhwere here but,good
things come to those that wait.
i like the forum also because of the humour etc and, info.. its nice to have freinds and
chat about things in common.
id love to meet most people here for a drink and become known to them, if anything nice happens then to me that would be a massive plus!
after all its why im here, but if it doesnt its not the end of the world. id still
like to keep in touch with not enemies.
Master of Sex
ive had one meet which was mindblowing but,its only made me want face it thats why im here.
Master of Sex
its what you do with it that counts, it does have its advantages being large.i used to paint mine differant clours in the winter and tie it around my neck,saves me buying a scarf.
Master of Sex
have agreat 2 weeks.................. its hard to type seeing double...... urp!!!
Master of Sex
when you fdont have to work in an office etc like i dont you can spend a lotve time also helps to have a good MINE HA HA.
Master of Sex
what a surise how many hidden cameras will be conceiled in the walls etc....blah blah blah.....
Master of Sex
i dont know steve, i just think or do i? that most ads ive seen or cpls for bi fems etc.
its a jungle here but im making my way through .... wheres me axe.?