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markps
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54

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Are there any women in south east london who would like to meet up now. I've had enough of work and want to play? biggrin
I have been totally demoralized by a man that goes dogging..all his thoughts of us women is that we are slappers and easy lays and up for a shag with any one!.
I am very sure that all men are not like that...................but its these types of man that make a bad name for others!.........
so what i would like to ask.. how do you men see us women when out dogging?[/q
DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHAT A FEW IDIOTS THINK!!!!!!!!!
The world is full of narrow minded fools who scorn what they don't understand
Quote by bluexxx
You could try going for a curry lol

ouch i gone
Quote by manofmuchfun
I'll just get my skirt.....I'm hungry !

atleast you'll be better company than the other thousands of volunteers lol
Don't want to watch the footie, can't be arsed to stay in. Anyone know of any decent places to go in london on a tuesday. Don't necessarily mean an orgy just somewhere where the people are friendly and you can have a conversation or a laugh
mark
I am going to leave work in a minute and get myself a curry. Any ladies in south london fancy coming with me. If for no other reason than a) you are hungry and b) its better than watching the football.
I can go and sit there and read the paper but it wouldn't be as much fun would it!!
mark
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You are very very ill markps and you should get yourself to a hospital immediately :shock:
HTH
Shireen
xxx

Its been very quiet lately, do you think that has something to do with it
I think my day has taken an awful turn......
Work or christmas shopping....
any useful alternatives??
markps
i've found that i've never needed the actual consumption of the beer to render me helpless - do you think my body produces some kind of beer drug??
markps
I think we are all conditioned in to eating mince pies at christmas, I know that I can't help but reach for the box of sainsburys finest come the 1st december, but do i really like them, no i don't think i do.
How do you make them? Theres all sorts of weird gear inside them little beasties. On secon thoughts don't tell me.
Brandy butter anyone??
markps
Please count me in and maybe my wife depending on her mood
markps
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Actually bluexxx I read an article( lol ) about them and one of the organisers said you wouldn't go out to a restuarant and eat crap food

What do they know..... I much prefer crap food to posh nosh, so it stands to reason that I prefer crap sex too...... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, hold on a min..... that analogy has gone wrong somewhere :shock: confused :? :?
if you are gonna eat for pure pleasure you pick chocolate or mcdonalds or curry you don't put on a shirt and tie and pay 3 million quid for some nouvelle cuisine
markps
wink
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It could have been worse........it could have been your auntie :shock:
Dave_Notts
it could have been worse than that-IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR UNCLE :!:
Hell, I went low.........but you went lower :shock:
Good point tho lol
Dave_Notts
there again it might just be the uncle useing the cousins phone ...just so as to lure you over for the night !!!!
oh well in for a penny in for a pound :shock:
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My cousin has started sending me erotic text messages. Obsviously this is quite a turn on becouse she is 22 and I am 34.
Should I make the most of the situation or shall I go and see the priest and get myself condemned for an eternity in hell as a weird inbred loser for even considering such a basic transgression of normal moral values.
(For the guys out there, she is quite fit)
(For the ladies, she has a lovely personality)

Do you have any pics????
wink
Dxxx
ps Moral values......?????
best advice yet - leave morals at the door the are not welcome here
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My cousin has started sending me erotic text messages. Obsviously this is quite a turn on becouse she is 22 and I am 34. Should I make the most of the situation or shall I go and see the priest and get myself condemned for an eternity in hell as a weird inbred loser for even considering such a basic transgression of normal moral values.
(For the guys out there, she is quite fit)
(For the ladies, she has a lovely personality)
I currently am erring towards the latter viewpoint as she is family after all, but it is a dilemma that needs discussing
Markps

In the UK it is legal for cousins to marry cousins. I'm assuming cousins may fuck cousins too. So speaking as Agony Aunt J to you I'd have to say, go with your heart.
Having said that, if you read any of my former posts you will know that Agony Aunt J knows F all at all
does that include anal??
I love cabbage and sprouts, as long as they are served with half a roast cow and a million roasties
hate that appleton woman on that ant and dec program. I'd rather eat the insects than watch her
markps
Quote by xxdevil69
Isn't marrying your cousin legal? (not saying you want to marry her, but if the marrigae is ok, then surely sex must be fine as well)

good point
My cousin has started sending me erotic text messages. Obsviously this is quite a turn on becouse she is 22 and I am 34. Should I make the most of the situation or shall I go and see the priest and get myself condemned for an eternity in hell as a weird inbred loser for even considering such a basic transgression of normal moral values.
(For the guys out there, she is quite fit)
(For the ladies, she has a lovely personality)
I currently am erring towards the latter viewpoint as she is family after all, but it is a dilemma that needs discussing
Markps
I can't believe that everyone is so dismissive of reading!! Apart from sex and laughing it is probably the most fulfilling thing that you can (although grinding your opponent into the mud when playing rugby is quite satisfying!!). I can't tell you what books to read as i don't know your thing but can offer one piece of very good advise. Don't read Salman Rushdie ever - he probably deserved to be single out by the muslim world but for crimes against literature rather than any perceived religious sleight, and never ever read geoffrey archer becouse he is an arsehole!!!
markps
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can anyone pm me with a location for myself and my wife to "visit" tonight in south east london
couples only reply please(although she might not mind a queue of men lol)
Mark/Anita
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Hi Mark wave
:welcome: Make ya self at home and get join in the chat. You'll be :crazy: as comfy as the rest of us are here in no time at all. wink
comfy i can do smile
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Hello everyone,
I'm new to this site so forgive me if I write nonsense. Its nearly christmas so I thought that I'd give myself an early present and do something just for me!!. So I joined here!! I'm probably at the back of a very long queue of horny blokes but what the heck, you all seem nice people looking at the msgs here so if i just converse and have a laugh then it'll still be worth it.
see ya
mark biggrin :D :D :D

Hi Mark.... If you joined SH a month before christmas.....what on earth will you find in your stocking this year? :shock: as long as its not les dawson then I don't really care!! :!:
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:shock: :shock: :shock:
I can just FEEL the answers flooding in....
I think we are in a drought!! ps the wife will kill me for putting her real name on here lol she doesnt mind everyone looking at her but her name!!! lol
<sits and waits for the onslaught>
Hello everyone,
I'm new to this site so forgive me if I write nonsense. Its nearly christmas so I thought that I'd give myself an early present and do something just for me!!. So I joined here!! I'm probably at the back of a very long queue of horny blokes but what the heck, you all seem nice people looking at the msgs here so if i just converse and have a laugh then it'll still be worth it.
see ya
mark biggrin :D :D :D
can anyone pm me with a location for myself and my wife to "visit" tonight in south east london
Mark/Anita