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But will you stop for a coffee this time?
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marmalaid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
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Quote by Phoenix
Did no one ever tell you that it is rude to keep your hat on indoors, especially with ladies present!!!
Or if that is a new contraceptive cap, I dont think I will bother !!!!!!!!
I'll take it off after Xmas.. :shock:
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Why does this make me think of the Grinch?
Quote by LilMissGullable
Mines so small it's not visible, normally it's fully visible on my passport, but this year, for the first time ever, it's not visible.
No longer does my passport contain the name William!
Your such a bloody liar!!!!!!!
Altho i am STILL waiting for the proof
It's true! William no longer features on my passport, also what used to be Christopher is now only Chris
Quote by sexyann57
Mines so small it's not visible, normally it's fully visible on my passport, but this year, for the first time ever, it's not visible.
No longer does my passport contain the name William!
:shock: :shock: OMG what was i playing with then
:rascal: :grin: :grin:
Not telling, you'll have to find out for yourself ;)
Quote by well_busty_babe
therefor if you hold your bum cheeks appart you are more likely to have a silent one!
I must disagree with your original assertion there, young la.. young la.. Busty.
Wen I have tried this it just raises the pitch a fair bit, just like when you pull the sdes of a balloon neck apart!
My turn then!
It was good to meet new people, it was fab to see 'old' friends, fantastic to 'bounce off' Dammie, wonderful to change clothes with so many people :twisted:
I went to the munch thinking, I have absolutely nothing in the car that I can change into, so the munch is safe, I wasn't expecting Dammie to tell me he liked the shirt. So we swapped. Then Susie -the-Naughty told us that we had to swap trousers too. A munch activity was born, clothes swapping!
to Steve-Mids, 
to Shireen, would have like to finish that conversation.
Thanks to my travelling companion :rose:
Here's to the next one!
Chris
It was good to meet new people, it was fab to see 'old' friends, fantastic to 'bounce off' Dammie, wonderful to change clothes with so many people :twisted:
I went to the munch thinking, I have absolutely nothing in the car that I can change into, so the munch is safe, I wasn't expecting Dammie to tell me he liked the shirt. So we swapped. Then Susie -the-Naughty told us that we had to swap trousers too. A munch activity was born, clothes swapping!
to Steve-Mids, to Shireen, would have like to finish that conversation.Thanks to my travelling companion :rose:
Here's to the next one!
Chris
Quote by kazswallows
Only said the nice stuff cause your such a lovely couple (now where did I put my hat):lol:
HAT!!!! you keep your hat just where it is, please :lol: people will start wondering!!
Talking of hats, has anyone seen mine? May be mentioned later in this thread, but I'm still working my way through it!
If its the one we have hun, I'll return it for a ransom :rascal:
Right, so I have to pay this ransom, before you even let me see the hat, eh? Then I have to pay the ransom to get the hat back you say? Then I have to pay a storage, carriage and handling charges? All seperately? All in kind?
What's that you say? If it's not my hat I have to compensate you for wasting your time?
Oh, ok then, it seems you have me over a barrel! :twisted:
Quote by polly40
Only said the nice stuff cause your such a lovely couple (now where did I put my hat)
HAT!!!! you keep your hat just where it is, please :lol: people will start wondering!!
Talking of hats, has anyone seen mine? May be mentioned later in this thread, but I'm still working my way through it!
Quote by LilMissGullable
NaughtyNymphos..... lovely to see u again.... now i understand why u had trouble with ya boots!!!]
mine was fine it was him, he ended up with a size 13 :shock: :shock:
mine you i did make someone scream when i stood on her toes :shock: :shock: sorry whoever you was
:lol:Some 1 stood on my fingers.... when id say down to do "oooops up side ya head"... not once...but twice :mad: .....
Who was it tho... I can't remember....
Was it u Marmalaide??????
I was sat next to you, you dopey mare! Back to reading
Quote by PoloLady
OK... there are plenty of occassions where there is no need to ask why a thread has been locked - the reason is just obvious.
But could anyone shed some light on why the 12 (swinging) Days of Christmas was locked
I would guess that it's because it was a sort of statement, like the jokes, it can't really be expanded upon, now, if you had finished it with "What would you like your fb/partner to slip to you?" there's a point for discussion.
Made me smile though
Quote by da69ve
No 3
Road to perdition
The 39 steps
Superman
Herbie
Taxi Driver
earthquake
Clockwork orange
Herbie
Italian job
Chicken Run
Arlington st
The English Patient
Braveheart
The Commitments
Where's Superman? And have you something against the French classic "The Red Balloon"?
Superman is in the telephone box.....blue costume red cape......its a dead giveaway!
So it is, and it's Arlington Road, by the way, it's written on the road sign, it's a dead giveaway :lol:
Quote by Number 1
........do this.
Had the opportuntiy to watch a fantastic film last evening. Starred, Colin Farrell, Robin Wright Penn, Dallas Roberts and the fantastic Sissy Spacek. The film....................................'A Home at the End of the World'. Farrell and Roberts were absolute as confused young men growing up to be bigger and better men, the lovely Robin Wright Penn was simply stunning and Sissy Spacek made an 'Everest' out of a small, but hugely significant part.
Whilst the film was an emotionally rewarding experience of compassion and intrigue the highlight was the fantastic 70's soundtrack and the simplicity of the 'tale'. Even the most discerning and sceptical film lover can empathise with the characters and the predicament that they ultimately find themselves in. Go on treat yourselves........WATCH IT............you'll love it, I think.
I watched 'Transported 2' last month, it came out at the pictures this week. Don't bother, it's shit.
Chris
Quote by alljustfun2001
No1 - black hawk down, deep blue and U52 - Kes is right btw and also the deep blue is open water - easy mistake btw Das Boot and Good Morning Vietnam then
No2 - Layer cake (where than come from??) btw, its a pig = babe The guy right in the centre is dressed like the hitman in the park.
No3 - Herbie, its an easy mistake so answer os Annie Hall (dont no it myself but there u go)
have fun n update later,
3)
Herbie
Taxi
Godzilla, or Volcanoe, or Earthquake
Italian Job
The Matrix (phone box)
Inferno (people falling)
The Red Balloon
The Aviator
Arlington Road
A Bridge Too Far or one of a million other war films
The one with Mel Gibson about how the English, or was it the Romans, tried to help them become civilised.
Lord of The Rings Twin Towers
Herbie
Taxi
Godzilla, or Volcanoe, or Earthquake
Italian Job
The Matrix (phone box)
Inferno (people falling)
The Red Balloon
The Aviator
Arlington Road
A Bridge Too Far or one of a million other war films
The one with Mel Gibson about how the English, or was it the Romans, tried to help them become civilised.
Lord of The Rings Twin Towers
