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marmalaid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
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Quote by steph
Sorry but I agree with Marms
I find the thought of just shooting someone totally abhorrant - and the thread distasteful as it advocates MURDER.
Steph
Wouldn't go that quite far Steph, it's obviously a 'light-hearted' thread, just the thought of enjoying the imagined death of someone I find distasteful.
Chris.
Quote by bi_the_sea
Ok, here's a question to get you thinking....
If you could put one politician up against the wall and give them both barrels who would it be? And why? ]No limits (ie they can be dead already....)
I'll start it off.....
Dick Cheney because of Iraq, Halliburton scandals, oil interests, the fact that he controls the robot that sits in the Oval Office etc....
Come on, your turn....
No one, I'm against capital punishment and corporal punishment in general. Wishing harm on another really doesn't get me off.
HTH
Chris
Quote by 34fun
you do not have to be bi or afraid of another mans bits, just adventurous.
when i did it the lady in question called a halt after a few mins cos she found it too painful, but the other guy did think he was a friggin jack hammer !!!!
A bit of sensitivity is called for, you are correct there, dude.
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Ohhh hello marmalaid, long time no speak! hehehe
TY for that info, real good to know that straight guys would be up for this :twisted:
so the position your just saying do it like you would anal really ?
Shaz x
oh P.S Tony said to say hi back! lol and yes his lungs are stronger now! lol
we will have a house soon and you might just get an invite to our house warming party if your intrested marmalaid hehehe
:bounce: Woo hoo, I'm first on the list
What do you mean, like I do anal? Did I miss something?
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Tony has a bit of a fantasy watching me get DP and i seem to like the idea :twisted:
But not the DP as one would normally expect...
As i don't like anal we was thinking about 2 in the same hole but we have a few questions?
As the 2 guys would be going in the same hole, would they need to be bisexual?
Just that if we did have to get bisexual guys to do it then we would rather not try it...Don't want them end up forgetting i am there and leave me out :shock: and also not really in to watching 2 men doing things together
So have any of you lovely ladies tried DP this way and if you have....
Is it possible ?
what was it like?
what position did you find best?
and most of all, would you do it again?
Shaz x
It's possible, I can attest to that...
What was it like? I guess it's a personal thing, so you'll just have to find out for yourself!
The position that seems easiest is for the two guys to have their legs interlocked, one over, one under.
Would i do it again? Is that an offer :twisted:
Do the guys have to be bi? Nah, just not frightened of another guys bits.
Chris.
Say Hi to Tony for me.
Quote by dambuster
Ah - those little tray things that Chicken Balti come in ????
:thumbup: you got it!
Quote by dambuster
Roll on bbq weather
So tomorrow, Noel - I'll have a full English please (no tomatoes or fried bread)
Did I hear BBQ and tomorrow in the same sentence? No? Consequtive sentences? Close enough!
Rather unimaginative, I know, but I usually say no and walk on.
I feign interest for a short time, ask for their name and number and tell them that my phone is registered with the TPS (Telephone Preference Service) and that I'll be reporting them, don't get to do this very often, only about twice per year.
If they are contacting me via work phone I ask them if they are reading from a script, "No sir!", if they obviously are I tell them to stop readign from the script or I'll hang up, and I do
I feign interest for a short time, ask for their name and number and tell them that my phone is registered with the TPS (Telephone Preference Service) and that I'll be reporting them, don't get to do this very often, only about twice per year.
If they are contacting me via work phone I ask them if they are reading from a script, "No sir!", if they obviously are I tell them to stop readign from the script or I'll hang up, and I do
Quote by LilmissI'm glad you had that bit removed from your name, it was a little strange, as the word gullible was taken out of the Chambers dictionary in 1997, naive is used throughout now.
Well..... Id like to thank the ops for allowing me to take the gullable bit off my name...
Im now once again known as ....
Lilmiss
Chris.
PS I've got some toenail clipping that you need to see! (sorry, I meant to say would you like to see some kittens?)
Bugger! And I've just been out to get my own, I have chips and gravy.
BLT (with mayo) for me tomorow please Noel!
They did, it's called a food processor, Kenwood do/did a grate (did you see what I did there ) one called the Kenwood Chef.
Simple, when there is no cheese left, depends on how much you get through in a week really. Grate loads and keep it in the fridge in a Tupper/Better/Genericware tub, then it's always ready for you at a seconds notice. Unless, of course, it's parmesan, that has to be done fresh over your food.
Time for a betterware mountain!
BLT (with mayo) for me tomorow please Noel!
Quote by dambuster
if this is the age of teknologie - why hasn't someone come up with an electric/mechanikal cheese grater thing ?????
They did, it's called a food processor, Kenwood do/did a grate (did you see what I did there
) one called the Kenwood Chef.Quote by dambuster
And while I'm on the subject - How the fLuck do you know when to stop grating ???
Simple, when there is no cheese left, depends on how much you get through in a week really. Grate loads and keep it in the fridge in a Tupper/Better/Genericware tub, then it's always ready for you at a seconds notice. Unless, of course, it's parmesan, that has to be done fresh over your food.
Quote by dambuster
I now have a grated cheese mountain in my kitchen that the EC would be proud of and pay subsidies for :shock:
Time for a betterware mountain!
Quote by Rich_and_dee
sorry Chris, it all started by me asking why i could hear funny noises online. Wasnt chatting on at the time and im useless at MSN. I may only be 5ft tall but I cause mayhem wherever i go :embarrased2:
Have you resolved it, or do you still want to sort it? (Other than by switching off your speakers!)
Chris
PS Is that 5 foot, or 4 foot 11 and 3 quarters
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Chris you still haven't explained yourself - why were you dressed normally and why didn't you change clothes? Were you ill?
I am so glad we didn't go to this munch.... I would have been sooooooo disappointed if we had gone all that way and Chris hadn't taken his clothes off
:lol: :lol: 
Shireen
xxx
You sweet talker, you!
You really shouldn't encourage me. In fact many people asked when I was going to disrobe. Debbiewebs put a neckerchief type thing on me and people asked where my woggle was, Tatty took off my tie and unbuttoned my shirt and then, a little later Mistress Sassy did it back up :shock: you see, not everyone apreciates my body as you do :lol:
Chris
Quote by freckledbird
Chris you still haven't explained yourself - why were you dressed normally and why didn't you change clothes? Were you ill?
And whilst I'm thinking about it, it had nothing, absolutely nothing to do with EagerSlut usurping my position as the attention seeker as was suggested by one impertinent!
Quote by EagerSlut
Ooooooh! And does anyone know if we converted any of the bar staff? :P :twisted: :twisted:
Right at the end of the night I said to the manageress/owner/whatever
"Good night?" she replied
"It always is with you lot."
So you never know, we might have a chance yet!
Every venue that I've asked I always get that sort of response, you are all fab and it's always great to see you!
Hugs and kisses to all!
Chris
Quote by naughtynymphos1
sleazy, give me a shout when you're done and i come and collect me stuff
But will you stop for a coffee this time?
nah he wouldn't come in was scared i'd set him on with the cleaning up i think
he just kinds wound the window down and threw the stuff out while passing
i make a good cuppa n all don't i marm's?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
think NN was planning on a marmite snack
are you being rude?
Coffee is just fine, and Mafia is very chatty too!
