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I'll re-post the suggestion to update the SH home page with a message to warn people that there are problems.
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masquerade
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
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I never could resist a shopping spree. I'd like a double ended dildo, in a really funky colour and around 18" long - oh, and it's got to be one of those flexible ones. What do you have in stock?
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Quote by Mister_Discreet
4) How many posts does it take to get a bit of purple on my bar?
If my memory serves me right, ten.
Yep - definitely 10. As you can see from my post count I got there quite recently and was so excited when the first bit of colour appeared, I had to go and lie down in a dark place for a bit...
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Well he's 18 - didn't everyone over the age of 25 seem old when you were a teenager? People in their 30s were just soooo past it and anybody over 40 were obviously relics brought across from ancient Egypt!
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If a couple joins up each partner can choose to be whatever they want.
Cool - not only is the site great for meeting people and the odd (sometimes very odd!) sexual encounter, it also gives me the ability to choose whatever I want to be.....
If I was paying, that would be real value for money
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Don't make any at all or make sure they're ones you won't have any difficulty in keeping like - I will continue to drink; I will still overspend at the sales buying things that I don't really need but must have because they're such a bargain; I will post more on the SH forums .... etc etc
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I've always wanted to attend a masquerade ball - so chose it as my forum name. It also seemed to fit with having to keep my swinging and vanilla lives separate 
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My sense of humour and Christmas spirit when I was out shopping earlier.
But found it when I got home - it was hiding in a glass of wine.
But found it when I got home - it was hiding in a glass of wine.
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I think it's nice to have a choice - variety being the spice of life.....
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Thought I was doing well at 548 - I really should get out a bit more 
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Thought I was doing well at 548 - I really should get out a bit more
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I love being watched by other people, but I don't know if I could ever watch myself on video :shock:
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I, masquerade, solemnly declare that from this day forward I will continue to take the piss, keep my humour, hold my head up high and fight on the seas and oceans to defend my swinging heaven whatever the cost maybe. I shall never surrender!
This could turn into a very loooonnnngggg thread if everyone :shock: posts in here ........
This could turn into a very loooonnnngggg thread if everyone :shock: posts in here ........
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Hi
We're a couple with some spare time on our hands and are looking for a guy to join us for some fun on Wednesday afternoon in London. Great if you can accomodate or we'll split hotel 50/50.
She is 40, size 14/16, he is 37 and straight. Not into pain or w/s but pretty much anything else is fine! You should be 30-40 yo, WE, experienced, (black would be nice but not a priority), polite and friendly would be a bonus - as would genuine.....
PM if you're interested.
Thanks x
We're a couple with some spare time on our hands and are looking for a guy to join us for some fun on Wednesday afternoon in London. Great if you can accomodate or we'll split hotel 50/50.
She is 40, size 14/16, he is 37 and straight. Not into pain or w/s but pretty much anything else is fine! You should be 30-40 yo, WE, experienced, (black would be nice but not a priority), polite and friendly would be a bonus - as would genuine.....
PM if you're interested.
Thanks x
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So it's just something the girlies can all look forward to then?!
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Glad I caught this thread as I was browsing through, it struck a chord as I've been discussing the subject with my (very good!) friends.
So, to all you experienced people out there - what makes them flap? Do they start off that size? Do they just grow as you hit puberty (or not in some cases!)? Do they grow the more action they see?!!!!
I was going to ask my doctor, but I'm sure you lot will give more fun answers!
PS Please be nice to me, it's my first post.......
So, to all you experienced people out there - what makes them flap? Do they start off that size? Do they just grow as you hit puberty (or not in some cases!)? Do they grow the more action they see?!!!!
I was going to ask my doctor, but I'm sure you lot will give more fun answers!
PS Please be nice to me, it's my first post.......
