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24 Apr 2007

I'm grateful for the way female sex organs evolved so someone can do exactly what Dambuster described - just for pleasure.
I would like evolution to step in and release some psychic potential in my brain so I can get inside someone else's head and reallyfeel what it's like for them when they orgasm and I'm helping them get there :twisted:

18 Apr 2007

I would make the flem that people spit out onto the ground in public places fly back and hit them in the face.

18 Apr 2007

Bluddy duplicate posting....

18 Apr 2007

I've actually got better at taking compliments since I started swinging. The way I look at it, if they say something nice to you after they've got you into bed then they must mean it wink

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I used to regularly put myself down in reply to a compliment, but these days I say "thank you" and try to say something appreciative back - if I can lol

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I think I'm better at accepting them because of the extra confidence swinging gives me, which just wasn't there in my vanilla life.

5 Apr 2007

Quote by Dawnie

Only one!!!!!, bloody lightweight

Stormy, want to share a pack of six :rascal:
They come in boxes of 8 now - what a hardship to have 2 more than usual to eat biggrin

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31 Mar 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
We have used O as the only form of sex we had at that particular time but more often than not its just a prelude to more in depth activities...

Personally that's the way I like my oral, mixed in with everything else. I do enjoy it, giving and receiving, but then I like lots of other things too wink

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Nothing but O, for me, can be a little, erm boring after the first 15 minutes lol

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I make my own mind up on anybody who states that they can give O for hours or is the best in the world at it. They may be for someone, not necessarily for me!

22 Mar 2007

Signed with loads of hope and best wishes x

22 Mar 2007

I wouldn't try and retrieve the CD myself, becuase I know I'd just end up breaking everything else in sight biggrin

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Why not take the line that the CD player broke because it won't eject the disk, even if it was loaded upside down? You could also deny all knowledge that you loaded it wrong and just act surprised IF they notice wink

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22 Mar 2007

"oh for Christ's sake" says Dick, "take my last scraping of Marmite then and get a bluddy move on"

22 Mar 2007

Quote by wannahavefun
in the burning building the flame get hotter and hotter............dick hammer is outside the 24 storie building....... the lift is out of order ...he begins to climb the stairs with his trusted sidekick nails...............piercing screams are heard ......................

“It’s OK” he explains to Nail “that’s just the gang bang Mrs Brown is having in no32. She’s a slut so there’s no way I’m going to stop and rescue her, she’s already toast”.
Nails looks in shock at Dick and says “…

18 Mar 2007

Ice Breakers and Counters :lickface:

17 Mar 2007

Quote by dargento
but its just even though id feel comfortablee doing a video...im not sure whether id get turned on watching it f you know what i mean lol

This is what I'd have a problem with, watching myself on video. I don't think it would do anything for me, apart from possibly putting me off sex for life lol

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17 Mar 2007

They'll be plenty of other remarkably fit men to perve at though :twisted:

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Sarah
England............. to win

It's what I'm hoping for but can't get rid of the nagging feeling that Wales will come out roaring and we'll fall to pieces... Queue another load of diatribe in the press tomorrow rolleyes

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But I hope I'm wrong cool

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17 Mar 2007

Usually I check my mail and then browse the forums.
Although sometimes I just can't face the mail, so I drive straight into the forums and avoid my PM box until I feel ready wink

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17 Mar 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx
My Nan always used to tell me not to go out with wet hair/bare feet as I would get rheumatism.

That's a version of one of my Mum's favourites, she said I'd get a cold if I went out with wet hair.
I still do it now and still haven't got a cold from it though....

16 Mar 2007

Quote by Scandal
Just had to move all my stuff from it onto the new hard drive, reformat it

Reformat what, the new one or the old one?
I'm a spanners kind of guy lol

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Oh definitely the old one! It doesn't have to be reformatted, once you've got all the old stuff off it then you can just delete all the folders and stuff.
If you take your old HDD into PC World or somewhere like that they should be able to tell you what disk caddy will work with your disk. Which is much easier than looking for one on the web - spanners or not!

16 Mar 2007

When that happened to my old machine, I bought a new PC and had every intention of slaving the old disk in there but they were diffent sorts and the cable wouldn't plug into the old disk sad

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So did some research and bought an external disk caddy. Simply plugged in the old disk (didn't bother with setting it to be a slave), attached the USB cable from that to the PC and it was up and working in no time. Just had to move all my stuff from it onto the new hard drive, reformat it and I now have a portable, external hard disk which is very useful for backups and all sort of stuff like that.
That's just one of many solutions and if I managed it then it's got to be the easiest!

16 Mar 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
How many experiences do you need to stop being curious and label yourself bi?

Personally, it was about 3 biggrin

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The "curious" was a good way for me to show that I wasn't going to run away screaming at the idea but I dropped it once I worked out I was bi. Now I wonder if I'm going to get to "very bi" - whatever that means confused

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16 Mar 2007

Just tried mine and it won't sign in either.

16 Mar 2007

It would probably be easier just to say "Yes" to being a smoker. If people don't want to meet smokers that's all they really need to know. If you don't mind meeting smokers then what difference does it make if someone selects "average" or "heavy"?!
Mind you, a heavy smoker might put me off as they might want to stop every 5 minutes for a fag lol

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15 Mar 2007

Yeah - I noticed that. I was watching it in real time so didn't have the luxury of skipping them. I'll record it next week and save some time. Thanks for reminding me!

15 Mar 2007

Quote by jaymar
Well do try dunking a jaffa, you won't regret it!
btw has anyone baked a batch of biscuits from my recipie yet?
Jayma, if I ever get some soggy bits at the bottom from a rich tea or the like, I don't swallow them, we don't do that sort of thing down south.

Southerners don't swallow?? :shock: come up to Newcastle.. we give fantastic tips! wink

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This southerner swallows :smug:
You're talking about soggy bits of biscuit - right? :wink:

15 Mar 2007

Dipsy PottyBrains cool

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15 Mar 2007

Sorry to hear about your loss :cry:
When I was still at home and we lost our dog, for days I kept trying to smuggle him bits of dinner off my plate when no one was looking.
I lost one of my bunnies a while ago, she wouldn't touch certain foods so I never bothered to buy them. It's only been recently that I realised I could start buying them again because she wasn't around anymore.
I hope you feel better soon :therethere:

15 Mar 2007

I watched this last night and enjoyed it, although I'm a bit confused as to what exactly is going on :silly:
But I'll keep watching and I'm sure all will be revealed in the last episode....

14 Mar 2007

Sometimes it can be a fine line between keen and pushy! But if it was me then I'd think it was pushy and go right off the idea of meeting them.
If someone has explained that they won't be free for a while then it's fine to keep in contact but not to keep pushing for that initial meet.

14 Mar 2007

I personally don't think swinging sites are a waste of time. The majority of meets I've been fortunate enough to enjoy, all started on the Internet!
Waving my finger in the air, I've probably had around 10% of contacts not actually being couples. It sounds like you've just been really unlucky if you're hitting the 90% mark :shock: or maybe it's just that you use the criteria "no cam = not a real couple"? confused

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13 Mar 2007

I enjoy reading all the threads. The variety of topics people have talked about since I started reading the forums is mindblowing - funny, thought provoking, controversial, educational, the list is endless! I've been on the site for a while but always feel a bit too shy to bite the bullet and join in redface

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7 Dec 2006

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