amazing!!!...five threads and they find the exact woman even tho she isnt and has never been registered on here....
ok...my turn...'blondenymphinderbybeggingforashagtonight'...where art thou?
single straight male dogger up north tonight and wanting a prearranged dogging scenario, pref fairly early...any location between york and newcastle...i will find it
pm for details and mobile if required
strange coincidences maybe...... most of my ex's have had identical mouth diameters to my girth ...wink
and if these comparisons are correct is it ok to say 'that horse is 14 cocks high?'
if it was in the sun and worries any couples then it wasnt!....and if it wasnt but intrigues any couples...then it could be!!
Jags....we do try
Its official!!!. A survey of derby doggers has revealed that the last time a couple was spotted was last feb (the 31st).
Single guys have actually been seen drinking tea and doing the crosswords puzzle in the car and one even threatened to stay in tomorrow night..HELP is urgently needed....
We are scanning the country hoping to entice/kidnap/bribe a couple up for a show for sunday...
ahem...
Single dogger ( straight male) , looking for couple . Your choice of location. Your choice of scenario. tonight or sunday night. Quick reply promised with text number if required
im smiling...well that stirred the pot!!!
but four of the ten thousand meets might have been timewasters
naaahhhhhhh...cant be four...thats not 60%
meeting?...working out statistics on timewasters?...
seems to me its impossible for him to have met anyone as all the time is spent on here 24/7 typing crap and calling others.
can we for once just have a simple sensible discussion on the subject
Naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh....you must be kidding!!!
derby is a hive of activity, both swinging and dogging
you need to get out more...wink
thank you.
and now its going to bug me not knowing what may or may not have been sent.
to any blonde/redhead/brunette nymphomaniacal orientated goddess who had suddenly turned shy ....please resend!!!!!
quick question. my email account had a message saying that there was a pm for me (wed 14th)...yet when i clicked on the link and signed in...no message..box not full...and the last one was dated the 11th....can messages be sent and then cancelled?...or is this just an error?
has anyone else experienced this?
bordering on 'non specific'.. i think... as im not from that area and fear that my car would be on a tilt so would have to check the location pages to be sure
unless you mean 'empty office'...whereas thats definately not specific...loads around here
right..this is the alternative procedure
you click on any 'enter chat ' link....type in name, and password...connect...note you arent connected...do the repeat performance seventeen times, but this time selecting the help topic
then you find yourself in a room chatting to a 'christine' who is also totally lost and asking YOU how to get into chat
you swear...hit the keyboard...repeat three times that you cant help...then you realise that she is a swinging single female...omfg... and instantly go into 'seduction overdrive'...then five lines later realise she isnt actually in the room anymore...
simple
hope this helps!!
is that me? ...on the left...behind the bush
fabulous time...thanks again...well planned shows are always good
i sense another tesco thread coming
good luck with the.... errrr....'inter-view'
<<<<< available to cheat with, ...try before you buy...etc
...and still respect myself in the morning
sigh....im so so easy
well seeing that pic bailiff...im hooked already,... altho im smiling as im not sure we are all talking about the same location
prearranged meets help via pm's....and they dont lose any of the illicit feel...just guarantee that you recieve 'attention'
knowing my luck...just as i approached any tesco couple a teenager would hurtle down the aisle and do a handbrake turn!!!
surely the problem will sort itself out.
after one or two posts with little or no response surely they will give up....or better still change the way they post and the things they say....if not...the mods can sort it out
ouch fingers...mentioning cars colours and marques is a big no no
but you are right....this 'bar steward' thinks the area is the best ....some fabulous action locally of late
im smiling jay "gentlemanfor2"...'derby is just getting back on its feet'...ahem...you shouldnt have been away wednesday
sorry to rub it in
actually, you seem to be grasping the ettiquette failry well!!...
just give them space until invited...getting out of your car so they can see who you are often helps...and just read the signals from there...
bottom line is...if they like and they want to show...they will...if they dont..they wont....there is never a good reason to be pushy
have fun and enjoy
...and a good book,..... a spare bulb for the internal light,....the t-shirt with 'virgin' on the front.....and ear plugs so you dont have to listen to other doggers telling you what you missed last night!!!
enjoy
ok...i am posting early morning so you have plenty of time if you decide that tonight is the night instead...oh yes....and (smirk)can you plz pm me details of which window that drunken orgy appeared in so i can be outside in my car waiting patiently for the lounge light to be flicked on and off.
bear...bare..whatever...me in mind for your next foray into the scene
i was intrigued and was considering nervously attending a munch with a female friend.. but now im horrified...my presumption that these are just social gatherings to say hi , ask questions and meet new likeminded friends is obviously wrong...being snogged or fondled upon entrance didnt appear in any desvcriptions i had read before
i prefer any woman i am with to be safe and wouldnt want to find myself not relaxing due to keeping an eye out for some moron
please please tell me that this is not the norm!
Non alcahol gatherings may be a better idea
Straight caucasian (i can sense the puns coming) midlands guy willing to travel or accomodate
any scenario discussed. dont mind just watching
pms responded to quickly
gold dust!!!!!!!!!!!!
"a secure, private, security patrolled, non police area in the east midlands"
the last time i organised this sort of outside play thing i had a real prob finding a suitable location that wasnt already known as a dogging location.
im smiling....is this franchiseable?