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metallic
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
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Someone actually takes this site seriously??? I thought it was here to provide an outlet for me when I feel the need to have a break from my 'real life'.
Life's too short to give a shit and unfortunately the years seem to accelerate as they pass to exacerbate things. All i can honestly say is thanks to those whom find amusement, sorry to those who don't and mine's a pint of what you're having to those about to go to the bar.
Now, on an 'i'm slightly tiopsy' and randomly off-subject type note, Rossi rules!!! The Doctor ess a genius. Heee-a sheeet all over Sete, Max and farts in the face of Honda
Life's too short to give a shit and unfortunately the years seem to accelerate as they pass to exacerbate things. All i can honestly say is thanks to those whom find amusement, sorry to those who don't and mine's a pint of what you're having to those about to go to the bar.
Now, on an 'i'm slightly tiopsy' and randomly off-subject type note, Rossi rules!!! The Doctor ess a genius. Heee-a sheeet all over Sete, Max and farts in the face of Honda
So it goes a little like this? (novice cracks fingers and shakes hands to loosen up).:
Hi Juliette got your email 1 minute and 15 seconds ago and boy did it cheer me up. So anyway, how's your bum for spots today? Off anywhere nice at the weekend? NO WAYY!! you're washing your hair also? Well it just so happens I'm a mobile hair stylist passing through Timbuctu later in the week. Me and my mates Buzz and Neil are just back from our last mission and I'm busy cleaning the moon-dust from our lead suits but once finished I'll get out the hairdryer and tongs.
Well I'd like to get the chance to say all this in person but If you look our the window you may be able to make out the binoculars pointing at you from the the apartment block across the street. It's me waving.
I'll be seeing you then,
Dr Lecter.
S.W.A.L.K.
Hi Juliette got your email 1 minute and 15 seconds ago and boy did it cheer me up. So anyway, how's your bum for spots today? Off anywhere nice at the weekend? NO WAYY!! you're washing your hair also? Well it just so happens I'm a mobile hair stylist passing through Timbuctu later in the week. Me and my mates Buzz and Neil are just back from our last mission and I'm busy cleaning the moon-dust from our lead suits but once finished I'll get out the hairdryer and tongs.
Well I'd like to get the chance to say all this in person but If you look our the window you may be able to make out the binoculars pointing at you from the the apartment block across the street. It's me waving.
I'll be seeing you then,
Dr Lecter.
S.W.A.L.K.
Without wishing to be to graphic, it involves taking ones 'stool' (or that belonging to another party) and freezing it before engaging in some bottom-fun once solidified.
A good game to introduce to the family when your grand-parents are over at crimbo or perhaps at the local church fete i think you'll agree. Not that I've tried it I hasten to add.
A good game to introduce to the family when your grand-parents are over at crimbo or perhaps at the local church fete i think you'll agree. Not that I've tried it I hasten to add.
Hi all,
I'd like to christen my first post on the site by arranging a "cheridee" space-stalking event at a prominent UK location. Entry is, of course free however, entrants will be asked bring their own freezer-boxes with a selection of space-entry devices which will be categorised by the judges prior to competing.
Category 1 will be for newcomers and gerbil-owners.
Category 2 will be for more experience 'orange-bib' wearing entrants to whom the odd carrot or even cucumber-sized space-entry device are not to be winced at :shock: .
Category 3 will be for pro's and those of a seriously problematic childhood. These entrants will be chosen by the judges out of sheer pity as their chosen space-missile will be truly eye-watering in proportion :scared: .
I hope to get a great response and (fingers crossed) Norris McWhirter may even make a surprise visit with the cast of Blue-Peter to film the event and put Space-Stalking on the World-Record breaking map. Who knows, in 2008 the UK may even be the first Olympic host to accept this up and coming sport.
Post your entry details here if you wanna be a eye-wateriing, sphincter-twitching, freezer-filling, space-stalking, RECORD-BREAKER !!!!!!!! :thumbup:
I'd like to christen my first post on the site by arranging a "cheridee" space-stalking event at a prominent UK location. Entry is, of course free however, entrants will be asked bring their own freezer-boxes with a selection of space-entry devices which will be categorised by the judges prior to competing.
Category 1 will be for newcomers and gerbil-owners.
Category 2 will be for more experience 'orange-bib' wearing entrants to whom the odd carrot or even cucumber-sized space-entry device are not to be winced at :shock: .
Category 3 will be for pro's and those of a seriously problematic childhood. These entrants will be chosen by the judges out of sheer pity as their chosen space-missile will be truly eye-watering in proportion :scared: .
I hope to get a great response and (fingers crossed) Norris McWhirter may even make a surprise visit with the cast of Blue-Peter to film the event and put Space-Stalking on the World-Record breaking map. Who knows, in 2008 the UK may even be the first Olympic host to accept this up and coming sport.
Post your entry details here if you wanna be a eye-wateriing, sphincter-twitching, freezer-filling, space-stalking, RECORD-BREAKER !!!!!!!! :thumbup:
