Quote by woohoo
phhhhh I can cum way more than that and I'm a girl
DD
And I bet she can do it time after time after time etc etc
:giggle:
woo
I can do it time after time.
Just keep clicking the play
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mrfun69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
what a load a bollox! you're on about the wrong sort of conkers mate!
there's many ways to make your cock harder, with some handy tips here
basically, they pump 'em full of steroids and stick spikes on 'em! :shock:
hope this helps?
neil x x x ;)
i think the man ment penis dummy
Ahhhhh, thanks for letting us know :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup:
Nice way to build up your posts by taking the piss
Quote by neilinleeds
what a load a bollox! you're on about the wrong sort of conkers mate!
there's many ways to make your cock harder, with some handy tips here
basically, they pump 'em full of steroids and stick spikes on 'em! :shock:
hope this helps?
neil x x x ;)
i think the man ment penis dummy
Quote by fabio grooverider
Although not really a New Years Resolution, I've cut back on the booze. One pint of Guiness yesterday (which is virtually food anyway) and no alcohol at all today!!!!
Anyone who knows me well will realise that this is quite an achievement!
Anyone else gone into toxic shock after the festive period?
i am going into toxic shock, when i actually realised i could drink 2 bottles of wine to myself and consider/even open the third, that is a night , i decided it was a major strain on my purse strings and also my liver, so yes i am attempting to abstain
Funny enough earthchild... there is a documentry on BBC3 tonight.. can remember the blooming name of it, but a women did the "super size me" experiment on wine, where she drank 4 bottles of wine a night for a month to see what the consequences would be... suppose to be fascinating....
i think they said she ended up drinking 519 units in the month.......
Found out the name of the programme
Mischief..... BBC3........
p.s Fred (grandad) is probably the only person in SH where "109" is being rather generous..... that should just about see me written out of the will.......
sean xxxxx
Did you watch it.
What happend, i'm sill standing.
Quote by Serendipity
It looks good put practical use isn't so good. I tried it and even though I have excellent kegel muscle strength (I can squeeze and hold very hard!) it's still difficult to use, especially with the addition of any natural lubrication! It's a shame as it's a good size and shape!
What would you use ?
Quote by JudyTV
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Sounds great but how do you get a lady to do this lol
You bribe her but if that doesn't work then
You promise and lie about how much you spend on cloths
You sweet talk her
You dress up in a maids uniform and do all the housework.
You do all the jobs she usually does
You get pregnant and go through childbirth
You look after all the household finances and send out the birthday and Christmas cards
You take care of all the birthdays, Christmas and family events
You do all the cooking and take care of the children
You make £1 stretch into £2
You have a period every month or so
You do the ironing while your partner is in the pub
You organise the annual holiday
You do the kids homework for them and sort out the pack lunches or dinner-money
You do a full time job in your spare time.
There is a hell of a lot more but server space is at a premium.
Well thats what women do so now you know how to do it, could you cope?
Failing all that ....you ask her
Jude
Hey do you know me lol
