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mrs_cream123
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As I'm not sure who Terry Pratchett (I'm sure he's an author) is, alongside about 80% of famous people, was he the one that was going into an elderly care home and was saying "it's sunny outside, why aren't these people outside". I saw that advertised a few weeks ago, but was that the programme Sassy? If this is the programme, I really wanted to see that but forgot it was on and tbh, didn't know when it was on lol
Gutted I missed it and probably the 2nd part cos I'll forget it's on lol
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Quote by Daisyfresh
Is there room for little old me or not :sad:

was this in reply to a social? If so, you've clicked the wrong button chick kiss
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Quote by Ben_welshminx
Minx gets that Mrs Cream. We can find nothing that helps except rest, hugs.

Oh does she? It always seems to happen to me :-( I don't feel so alone now :-) It is awful tho, I totally understand how Minx feels when she gets it, and it's not nice :-(
Thankyou for the hugs kiss
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The immense pain I had this morning in a muscle near my shoulder blade. Im sick of having a cough, when I've had a cold, and pulling (or whatever I do) a muscle. I couldn't get up out of bed without being in agony. Thankfully it's starting to ease :-)
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Quote by earthchild
making up with someone i havent spoken to for nearly 2 yrs

:thumbup: kiss You been hungover today? wink wink lol
Actually, I cannot believe it has been that long! :eeek:
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Quote by anais
My colleague had a stroke yesterday and not responding to medication (atm), 32 yrs old :sad:

Really sorry to hear that kiss
Life is so shit like, sorry to swear, but far too many bad thing are happening to young ppl these days. A lass who I got along very well with who I used to work with, was having horrendous headaches. Multiple trips to the hosp said they were just migranes. Went for an MRI or CT and poor lass had 3 mini strokes!! Worried incase she has a massive one. She's in her early 40s.
There's no steam room at the min and I wanted to unload, sorry hen kiss but a lad who was killed on a night out in darlington in November, a 19 y/o in the army based in the North east, was beaten up by 3 thugs (16 and 2 17 y/o's or a 17 y/o and 2 16 y/o's) Anyway, just released his body and the poor kid was an only child. Poor parents. That must be so bloody awful for them losing their only child in such horrific circumstances.
Hope they fooking rot and wtf were they doing out anyway. Fooking barstewards :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by woohoo
I use deep red in here and Orange in chat so what the feck does that make me?? lol

Apart fae a wee scots git wink

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Quote by Dawnie
:eeek: I use pink :lol2:

I've often wondered about you :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Just ask your Ian, he knows I'm all woman after liking my free rangers wink :rascal: innocent
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Suze what awfully sad news!! I wish I could say something that could help, but I really don't think I can. I've no idea how u must be feeling now, how lost u must feel, how shocked u must feel.
All I can say is talking is one of the best therapies. Talk all you want to anyone - your friends, your family. Keep his memory going.
I really am thinking about you all and I send u many virtual hugs your way ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Stay strong as best as you can.
All my love kiss
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Quote by danne-gary
i feel so ill and fed up
have agonising toothache due to infection in a tooth, plus now have a uti :sad:
have been ill since christmas eve so all my time off work, which i was so looking forward to, has been rubish and passed in a blur of pain and trips to emergency dentists, twice, and walk in centre, twice :sad:
despite having very strong painkillers iv still spent most the time either in bed trying to sleep away the pain or rocking and crying with pain for hours on end :sad:

Aww that's terrible! Sending lots of virtual hugs ur way cos I really don't want u to get this cold too lol
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I do hope it goes very very soon!!! kiss
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Quote by foxylady2209
I'm full of cold *sniffle* and I feel so tired :sad:

<<< Sends across prescription of clear chicken broth, a duvet to wrap up in and a David Attenborough box-set to watch. :therethere:
Awww thankyouuuuu! passionkiss Hey, I was on an NHS site trying to get ideas to get shot of this cold and it said there's been research that chicken soup can help quicken up the thingy of a cold. It has anti-imflammatory properties and zinc I think it was. I dunno what zinc does tho, if it was that :confused2:
Is the David Attenborough boxset Life? :bounce:
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Quote by Nicekat
I have to keep reminding myself of the fact that I am in a vanila enviroment because when drinking alchol sometimes ya can forget and make mistakes, for example, this woman gave me a kiss good bye and I went straight for the lips and I lasted longer than it should have and my vanila mates just stared at me with open mouths oops lol

Yeah, I was at a school reunion last month. Now in a "swingers" situation when saying goodbye, it's usally a hug and kiss on the cheek or lips (depending on the person). A "vanilla" person is and always has been a hug. But at this school reunion when saying goodbye to ppl, I kept kissing ppl on the cheek. It sounds harmless but it's just something I never ever do with them friends, espesh ones I hadn't seen in 10yrs!
I so know where you're coming from there Kat!
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Would love to have come but I've got my MOT and car tax due that month, although we are trying to get a new car before them are due cos it's gonna fail it's MOT well and truly, so don't wanna run the risk of having to drop out again :-(
Will keep an eye out for the next one tho :thumbup:
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Sorry I'm late Frecks but hope u had a wonderful birthday. Many happy belated returns to u, from us both kiss kiss
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Thanx for organising it BIokey! :thumbup: kiss
The only person's mouth I explored were both Hermy's. I was far too shy redface There was a certain kiss I missed and I missed lemonbluecat having a tumble. Dunno what happened but hope ur ok! kiss
Wish we'd stayed in Camp David a bit longer like cos all the bottles were ....including the big bottles of Magners or Bulmers, whatever it was I was drinking - bargain!!!! :bounce: :bounce:
Wish I could of talked to splen and wor lass a bit more, and Mr Anderson, but I was in shy mode redface
Was brill meeting up again with everyone!! Roll on the next one but I need to save up! lol
Ooooh and was dead chuffed the mr had a fit as hell admirer wink
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Many congratulations from us two aswell, but u alreday know that wink
Sooooo very happy for u both!! may u both enjoy the rest of ur lives together!! :bounce:
me and him lol kiss
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Quote by minxysub
I keep being asked this question...
and my answer is still the same... I would love to spend christmas with all my family and have many hugs...

Agreed and we are :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Gonna be a proper family Xmas this year :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
But I could still do with some hair straigheners, cos mine keep switching them selves off :-(
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Quote by markz
:eeek: omg!!

yes.......................:cool:
That wasn't in reply to me looking at ur tadpole, was in reply to the thread wink
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