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mrs_cream123
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 61
Bisexual Female, 42
0 miles · Durham
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Aww thanx peoples!!
Flower - Oooo hello and thankyou!!
Midscpl -
What a hoot! 
Thanx for the welcome Steve - you're STILL here? :wink: Nice to see you though :D
Cuuuuuuuubes - Eeeee I feel it too, looking at these newer, younger members :lol:
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Well hello everyone!! Me & the mister have been discussing about poking our noses back into the scene a little while now so thought I'd let u all know the good news.
I imagine theres going to be more new 'faces' as oppose to familiar ones now. Wow, its been about a 3 year break me thinks! For those who don't know us, we used to be regular users of the North East chatroom & also the Mids and Scottish ones too. We ventured to Scottish socials, as well as local North East ones. We're now living near Durham & hoping to pick up where we left from.
Apologies if it takes ages to reply to any messages but like I say, we're just poking our noses in & it would be rude not to say hello ;-)
Have fun guys, stay safe and keep smiling xxx
I imagine theres going to be more new 'faces' as oppose to familiar ones now. Wow, its been about a 3 year break me thinks! For those who don't know us, we used to be regular users of the North East chatroom & also the Mids and Scottish ones too. We ventured to Scottish socials, as well as local North East ones. We're now living near Durham & hoping to pick up where we left from.
Apologies if it takes ages to reply to any messages but like I say, we're just poking our noses in & it would be rude not to say hello ;-)
Have fun guys, stay safe and keep smiling xxx
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I'm in now too :-D
Good luck to everyone who hs joined and will be joining :thumbup:
Miss Cream xx
Good luck to everyone who hs joined and will be joining :thumbup:
Miss Cream xx
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I had a mail in my inbox but didn't have the thing saying I had one unread email. I just hapened to click on my mailbox to see it (from yesterday).
I dunno if anyone else has experienced that?#
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I dunno if anyone else has experienced that?#
xx
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Quote by BIoke
It comes down to any mouth is a mouth in my honest opinion, they arent necessarily bi as in my defination of bi . It is often about desperation for sexual contact. And yes I am ready to be slated for my opinion.
Joy x
I 100% agree, it does for lots of them Joy and desperate is never attractive (to me), male or female, anyway.
I used to like the idea ages ago and before I got any real mmf experience on here, of sucking some 'straight' bloke's cock while he went 'ohhh.... ahhh' but have now found that those ain't the kind of bi guys that make for a relaxed fun evening. They willoften tolerate cock to get to pussy and can make the whole situation feel a bit awkward.. especially for any females involved. And when you go to kiss them the look on their face is often priceless
Chilled, sexy, smart bi blokes/bi-male couples and single females who like invovlement with such work for me ;) To be honest, I even find the idea of male-male meets a bit lame right now as there's much more fun to be had with the right kind of female involvement :thumbup:
It's funny - I continually hear from bi blokes that bi blokes don't put 'bi' on their profiles as 'some couples don't like it'... and then I continually hear from couples that I know that they can't find decent bi blokes... it's seems a bit like 'the blind trying to find the blind' to some degree.
It's just the stigma that's still attached to it I think - they think if people see it they will assume they are some big !
I find being honest and being yourself tends to work best in the long run. It works for me anyway.
BIoke x
Tell me about it, sick of it! You don't know who is genuine and who isn't. Don't always believe profiles either - someone contacted us and it had bi-male. Went bck a cpl of days later and he was straight....hmmmmmm
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Quote by Saffy
When i saw a little girl in que at morrisons. Her mum went though the self serve till & at the end of it the little girl put her hands on each side of the machine kisses it & said your very welcome in loud voice. The que people just cracked up laughing
Awwww that is sooooo cute!!!
For me, when I was feeling down, Friends would always make me laugh and smile. Billy Connolly too, particularly telling us the intimate details about his colonoscopy :lol2:
I can't think of anything else. Apart from Marya_ tonight saying that she thought when ppl said "marra", it was a typo of her name
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This was the 2nd season I've been in and my 1st season was such a learning curve.
I did badly last year but this season I picked up a few tricks and left them up my sleeve :-) I was incredibly chuffed to have finished 16th (I think) but could have been higher if I had cottoned onto my tricks a few months earlier.
I should be doing it again next season now I know what I'm doing now. Hopefully someone will take it over.
thankyou Pharoh for doing it
I did badly last year but this season I picked up a few tricks and left them up my sleeve :-) I was incredibly chuffed to have finished 16th (I think) but could have been higher if I had cottoned onto my tricks a few months earlier.
I should be doing it again next season now I know what I'm doing now. Hopefully someone will take it over.
thankyou Pharoh for doing it
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Quote by BIoke
apart from playing, have you ever caught someone having sex, doing a clients garden next doors window was open and the moans and groans coming from within were really horny, hung around to put faces to sighs but no joy, better that way. anybody else had similar?
It was me!
I used to fly when I was young and pretty and we'd regularly catch passengers shagging in the loos. I'd gather about 10 people outside the door and then open it from the outside... :rascal:
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Quote by Thebonediggers
with a teaspoon...cut it in half and eat the flesh like you would a boiled egg from its shell.
Me too. When I first bought a kiwi, I thought "how the hell do u eat one of these?" and tried it that way, and have done ever since :-)
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I'm using google chrome and no idea what shockwave player I'm using as I've upgraded it that many times EVERYTIME I look at a profile, my internet crashes. Someone else I mentioned this to, said he was having the same problem, but he's not on google chrome. For those who are aware of google chrome, the screen goes blue with a jigsaw piece in the middle with an unhappy face on, and it says something but can't remember what now.
If I don't get that, both the chatroom window and the other S.H window shut themselves down and a little warning window comes up saying "woah! Google chrome has crashed, restart now?" Or something to that effect.
I changed to google chrome from Mozilla Firefox as I had the same shutting down problem with that and changed from I.E to Mozilla for the exact same reason. At times, the screen would go black, the power light on the monitor would go off and the tower would beep.....the pc shut itelf down and re-started itself. I think that's a sign saying we need a new tower, but cannot work out why EVERY time I look at a profile, that blue screen comes up with the jigsaw piece.
We checked the pop-ups and have allowed them, but still having the same problem. Does this sound familiar to anyone and does anyone know what to do to resolve it please?
Thanx in advance for any help
EVERYTIME I look at a profile, my internet crashes. Someone else I mentioned this to, said he was having the same problem, but he's not on google chrome. For those who are aware of google chrome, the screen goes blue with a jigsaw piece in the middle with an unhappy face on, and it says something but can't remember what now.If I don't get that, both the chatroom window and the other S.H window shut themselves down and a little warning window comes up saying "woah! Google chrome has crashed, restart now?" Or something to that effect.
I changed to google chrome from Mozilla Firefox as I had the same shutting down problem with that and changed from I.E to Mozilla for the exact same reason. At times, the screen would go black, the power light on the monitor would go off and the tower would beep.....the pc shut itelf down and re-started itself. I think that's a sign saying we need a new tower, but cannot work out why EVERY time I look at a profile, that blue screen comes up with the jigsaw piece.
We checked the pop-ups and have allowed them, but still having the same problem. Does this sound familiar to anyone and does anyone know what to do to resolve it please?
Thanx in advance for any help
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Quote by Dirtygirly
I think there's also a lot of people who are 'situationally' bi.
Aww cock, I've just seen that :lol2: I totally agree with u there! xx
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Quote by Kaznkev
Many good points made already,
i do think vampanya summed up well how some women may be using the description.
But assuming it is not done to please a partner or get meets,what is happening?
i wonder if we could perhaps consider that there are emotionaly bi and physically bi people?
By which i mean that there are some women who are not averse to letting another women get intimate physically,but mentally there attraction is to shouldnt probably be described as bi,simply openminded.i think many of the not very bi women you come across fit into this category,they will allow certian physical more.
Then thre are emotionally bi people,women who could have easliy ended up with a female life partner,who find women attractive and the idea of sex wth them a turn on in of does not have to mean they are split 50/50 down the middle,i know myself i find far more women than men attractive,and before i met kev pretty much accepted i was a lesbian.
Are there fewer emotionally bi women,it does seem that way,but the thread would have to wander into gender politcs,feminism and political lesbianism to a think cover why that might be
All of this is the preason why,where possible i describe myself as pansexual
i like people,if i like them well enough the arangement of there bits is irrelevant
(and i havnt brought up non binary defintions of gender cos i want a nap!)
Sorry I haven't read any further than Kaz's post just yet, but I do agree with your two thingys. I call it "situationally bi" and "bi". I am "bi" as I am attracted to women. I fancy females. I kiss, give oral and have sex with women. In fact I was pretty much gay before I met the mr, as men did naff all for me, but was highly attracted to women.
"Situationally bi" people I class as those who aren't attracted to women sexually but would 'fondle' in a swinging sense. How far they go is up to them.
To be honest, I never came across "situationally bi" ppl until we came into the swinging world.
:-)
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If it was Club 200 that was in Newcastle, it shut a while ago. But as has been said, Club F is the only one closest to Newcastle
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Quote by BIoke
so we get rid of child -- we actually put our names down for social ..we even eventually get updated on list and what do we see NE14MMF ffs its MFF ...gawd mail box will be full of blokes now
Oops sorry, I'm usually good with details - all sorted now though :rascal:
God ya never happy, u winge when u don't have mail :lol2:
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I thought it was just my end! I've put a support ticket in, shockwave keeps crashing on me in the chatroom. Never has done until tonight. Recently hoyed firefox for google chrome, as firfox was far far too slow and kept crashing. Google Chrome is way way faster!!
Miss C xx
Miss C xx
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Quote by susiesue2
right ..nice tho lemons bumps are ,,,,he he heh he ,,,just how many bumps can she handle??????,,,,,looking 4ward again to meeting new faces and old ,,very old ones .....
then there's ne14.
mr c
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That's really good! I love the things u post in here Cherry! I still go back to that cat game
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ISTJ - sensing
You are:
slightly expressed introvert
moderately expressed sensing personality
slightly expressed thinking personality
slightly expressed judging personality
You are:
slightly expressed introvert
moderately expressed sensing personality
slightly expressed thinking personality
slightly expressed judging personality
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Quote by Mr-cream123
Unsuccesful but at least I tried
or
aspirations, failure, satisfaction, survivor (and) moved on
or
beautiful,gorgeous,sexy(and) sex on legs
But honestly, thankyou :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:
assionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss: Sex God
Unsuccesful but at least I tried
or
aspirations, failure, satisfaction, survivor (and) moved on
or
aspirations, failure, satisfaction, survivor (and) moved on
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Fanny farts, common problem I know, but Id hate to think they came from elsewhere :scared:
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Thankyou for the invite Woo and letting us stop over. We had a lovely time once again :thumbup: Sorry you's lost ur bets I went to bed sober (for a change) so that's why :lol2:
Thank God the wii didn't get put on, or if it did, I missed it - phew! was not going to make a fool of myself on that Just Dance :scared:
The buffet was brill, many thanx to bo-peep, was great meeting you! and meeting everyone else :thrilled:
Sm - you might not look like Adrian Chiles so much in real life but I'm not dropping ur nickname :wink: Was great finally meeting you both as well as saucy and others we've spoke to for a while and finally met one another lastnight :thumbup:
Thanx once again and hope to catch up with u all again soon!!
:kiss: :kiss:
I went to bed sober (for a change) so that's why :lol2:Thank God the wii didn't get put on, or if it did, I missed it - phew! was not going to make a fool of myself on that Just Dance :scared:
The buffet was brill, many thanx to bo-peep, was great meeting you!
and meeting everyone else :thrilled:Sm - you might not look like Adrian Chiles so much in real life but I'm not dropping ur nickname :wink: Was great finally meeting you both as well as saucy and others we've spoke to for a while and finally met one another lastnight :thumbup:
Thanx once again and hope to catch up with u all again soon!!
:kiss: :kiss:
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Quote by minxysub
work made me cry today..twice
i am so unhappy with it at the moment - seems nothing i do is right and i cant do any more in the 16 hours i work - i cant sleep for worrying about it and am dreading going in :sad:
I totally know when u are coming from there. It is extremely frustrating, you try to do what u think is right and get told it's wrong. You're confidence drops like a lead balloon.
When this happened to me, I cried endlessly over it. I ended up talking to the manager about it and my personal tutor, as I was uni. It helped me, even just the talking about it.
Big hugs to u chick
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a pair of DD's
a talent
hot sunshine
oh and a new car which I can actually drive away in straight away and not have to wait for the revs to finish dropping before setting off :twisted:
a talent
hot sunshine
oh and a new car which I can actually drive away in straight away and not have to wait for the revs to finish dropping before setting off :twisted:
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A Child Called It
It's about the only book where, images while I have read it, have stuck so long in my head. I read it in about 2003/4 and can still vision the story. Then it made me HAVE to get the follow up books....of which I enjoyed reading so so much!
It's about the only book where, images while I have read it, have stuck so long in my head. I read it in about 2003/4 and can still vision the story. Then it made me HAVE to get the follow up books....of which I enjoyed reading so so much!
