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natandh
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bi-curious Female, 56
0 miles · Bristol

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I'm not soon to be single, I'm only occassionally a couple (confused - good, join the club)
How many owners have you had
A couple of careful owners, a couple not so careful.
Low or high mileage
medium mileage, would apprecaite regular servicing....
do you have any outstanding credit agreements
credit, I don't give credit!
and what's the rust like on your big end
nothing a rub down with some wet and dry wouln't cure.
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I have a camper van........
bugger, just read the 'Good woman' bit. Counts me out completely.
Quote by firelizard
Have you considered becoming the 'elusive single bi fem' yourself and playing with another couple?
H.x

No good hun. Stormwalker and I want to play together with a lady. I don't want to play with another man yet and Storm's not bi and neither of us wants to be watched by one either, so for the moment it would'nt work.
Fussy buggers ar'nt we :giggle:
Love
FL xxxxxx
Was just a thought. I'm as good as single and I haven't plucked up the courage to 'go it alone' yet.
As for being fussy - who isn't? (waits for role call!)
Have you considered becoming the 'elusive single bi fem' yourself and playing with another couple?
H.x

people like say they like to see the back of me. I hope they mean it in a good way!
H.x
D'you think they're self assembly?
Or would I need to get a man in....
H.x
Count me in for the nice day, I would like to say I'm always nice......just missunderstood. :shock:
Yeh, the shower thing kind of puts me off too. As for a sensual massage, I'm more of a 'rip my clothes off and use me' type. (boy, am I gonna regret that one!!!, just being honest though)
Anyway, I hope you find her....or them, and have a great time.
H.x
Quote by Darkfire
wave ello & welcome
I like bikers, I like leather - but having a bloke play in leather just doesnt appeal :shock:
probably a bit off-topic but I dont mind the leather skirts etc etc and thigh boots on me/ women...........but if i pulled a bloke who wanted to wear a harness or chaps to play in, i'd wouldnt be able to do owt for laughing lol
I like my men NAKED :twisted: :lol: - love the leathers but they gotta come off before my knickers do :lol: :lol:

couldn't have put it better myself...so I didn't :grin:
H.x
thank you very much!
I now have an army of little red men in my control bar!
H.x
I can't make head nor tail of that site. All I managed to do was downlaod a spamblocker for outlook.
Any pointers?
Thanks, H.x
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because they can.
h.x

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I've tried but my pronounciation is appauling.....
H.x
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Why thank you. :dry:
H.x
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde

because they can.
h.x

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I've tried but my pronounciation is appauling.....
H.x
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because they can.
h.x
I have no idea what all this is about, but I figure you must have your reasons and it sounds like you had a bad experience which I'm sorry for. I wish you well and hope, if you did not find what you were looking for here, you find it elsewhere.
Take care of each other.
H.x
thanks for your help folks, I'll give it a go tomorrow......
or maybe Monday, focusing may be a problem tomorrow biggrin
H.x
thank you.......
what's image shack?
Is it me or would it be useful for this information to be in the 'Help' section for newbies
can someone point me to where it tells me how to do this, I've had a pretty good look through all the advice and help stuff but can't find it.
Am I being stupid (waits for obvious reply, which would be no more than I deserve)
H.x
Quote by sexycouple22
Just had my first case of performance anxiety. Any one got any tips on how to get rid ( we arerelative newbies, thanks you know who) any tips would be great. And not sacastic ones, i've been on this site too long, i know whats coming)
jeff

I know whats not. :giggle:
sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry
Oh it sounds like you're having a bad day :therethere:
Ignoring stuff doesn't work long term, just stresses you out.
Talk to some mates, even if they give you bad advice sometimes just saying things outloud helps polarize the problem.
(succession - for future reference)
H.x
Oh I know how you feel. I've had reacuring problems for a few years.
Don't panic - yes you'll feel like a trampled carpet today but try to keep as mobile as you can (I know easiers said than done) but it should improve.
Hot and cold compresses work. Hot water bottle for ten minutes then frozen peas wrapped in a towel for the same. Repeat it a few times.
Lay off the alcahol as it dehidrates you, and tea and coffee too. Try echinacea tea.
Hope it feels better soon!
H.x
I've not had any from admin - some from nice people biggrin replying to ads or just saying hi but none from admin.
for my two peneth worth (and I'm glad I could type that not have to say it)
I've never been employed. Since I left college 1st time I've only ever worked for myself. I've never had sick pay - holiday pay - company pension - union membership. My hourly rate was well below the minimum wage.
Yes you should be able to take action if you feel you've been duped by your employer, but as employees, many people take things for granted that should not be taken for granted.
Just thought it was worth metioning, don't hate me - beat me yes - but don't hate me.
H.
and all we get to gawp at is guys in bad bermuda shorts, socks and sandals.
H.
Quote by westerross
Hi everyone,
Just wondered whether anyone has any nominees for the Best Looking Swinging Lady on this site?
As someone who - ahem - receives quite a lot of messages from people who don't quite match what I'm looking for, I'd be interested in seeing other people's views on who the top dogs are so to speak!!!!!!
Ladies....check out my profile if you wanna see some GREAT pics!!!

As your profile indicates thatyou're looking fer everything under the sun practically, does that mean your only getting responses from straight guys (who seem to be the only thing yer not looking for) - or what?? dunno Very strange if all you've got on your pics is cock shots. Why only the invitation to 'Ladies' if you're also interested in bi-males?
At least he didn't add 'gay female couple' which a lot of guys do.