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natandh
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bi-curious Female, 56
0 miles · Bristol

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Quote by kittysin
One of my favourite oddities, which Hubby frequently quotes is the one about being able to urinate in public as long as you do it up against the back wheel of your vehicle and also have one hand on the vehicle at the same time.
Oh, and apparently it only applies to blokes...theres a relief! redface

I thought that only applied to black cab drivers?
H.x
Ah, thanks people!
Yes, we had a great time :twisted:
passionkiss to all.
H.x
Wow. I go away for two days and look what happens. biggrin
Thank you, Sheddy for the thread, lovely idea, and it does explain why I was accosted several times on my way home.
Only back for a quick change then back to Cardiff - a quiet night in with some old friends - who I'm sure to get a hug from.
Play nicely while I'm gone children, see you all tomorrow.
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: hugs all round.
My point about the age thing is just that he was very specific. There may be a woman out there who'd love to go but he'd look at the age, say 36, and discount her. Yes, you can have an age range but would not 20's and 30's have been better.
steps back slowly and waits to get ripped to peices
H.x
I'm off to Bristol for a couple of days of deliciousness with Nat.
For all of those in a couple, give each other a hug and please, please don't take each other for granted. Think of us poor single - or nearly single people, and count yourselves lucky.
I do realise I'm preaching to the converted but I thought it worth saying.
See you all Sunday.
H.x
You say your wife is not interested in swinging but you don't say if she is happy for you to.
If you are looking for a quicky this is not the place for you, if you are serious, want to make some friends, meet like minded people, then come and join us.
H.x
You can earn up to $4,250 (sorry dodgy keyboard haven't got pound sign) from renting a room before you pay tax on it. Have a look on the gov web sight under 'rent a room scheme', which works out to just over 80 a week.
Hope this puts your mind at rest.
H.x
Sorry to hear about your split, I hate living on my own, another reason for the lodger idea. A friend of mine house shares in London and thinks its great, which is what gave me the idea. I think I'm going to have a very strict vetting session!
Do you bring lots of men home? No...well you're no good then.
Do you stay out till 5am Sunday morning then come home and play loud music? No... well you might get woken up then.
I can see this is going to be a very long proccess. biggrin
H.x
And you are being ageist. What, d'you think women over 35 aren't sexy?
H
Don't worry about it, we all get days like that. I write myself e-mails, then when I'm in a less frazled state of mind - read them back and wonder what all the dramma was about. But if you can't vent a little to your friends, then the world is a sorry place.
I hope you're feeling better about life the universe and everything.
H.x
Quote by cu3b4ll
:bounce:

I do mine in stereo :bounce: :bounce:
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: . :bounce:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dolby 5.1

:giggle: bolt
:bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
virtual surround
(yes I know the horse is dead yet I keep hitting it)
Quote by mike48
Did you say you had 2 rooms to rent Nat
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Yep, but only if you get the landlady's name right....
H.x biggrin
:giggle: That's right Blodwen
cheeky minx smackbottom

Well, if that's your game...
...room's yours :rascal:
Quote by mike48
Did you say you had 2 rooms to rent Nat
innocent

Yep, but only if you get the landlady's name right....
H.x biggrin
Thanks for all the advice!! Some serious thinking to do now :shock:
H.x
Quote by sheddy
I lost mine in about 1976

Ahh 1976 what a great year confused :? welll it was for me anyhow I was born lol
That's taken all the fun out of counting your rings....
Well you're braver than me for a start, the chat rooms scare me!
This place is quite friendly though, if you tongue is firmly placed in your cheek (even if you'd like it to be in someone elses)
Come in, join the fun biggrin
H.x
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi hunni kiss
My best mate has a lodger but he was fortunate that he was a mate of his beforehand so he knew him. All I can suggest is make the house rules on your terms and make sure they accept them before they move in. It's your home after all.
By the way, I'm all packed so could I have a south facing room with an adjoining door to yours please? :twisted: :rose:

Having the key cut as I type biggrin
I knew this was the right place to come to for advice!
I was wondering about security, bonds and references that kind of thing. Is it best to have a writen contract, go through an adgent or advertise privately?
thanks for the help guys, appreciate it!
H.x
Does any one here house share?
I'm thinking of renting a couple of rooms out to help pay the bills but I've never shared with anyone other than family or partner before.
Any pointers for me?
Quote by blonde
Have I lost my marbles ?? :smoke:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You should always know where your marbles are. I keep mine in a Golden Syrup tin in the attic.
Put them somewhere safe girl!!
H.x
Quote by Sassy-Seren

is this big enough ladys??form an orderly queue ladies .no rush she'll carry eight of you lovelys!! lol :lol: :lol:

I'm not getting in that ! The doors are broken ! :shock:
He obviously filled it with Red Bull. biggrin
Hi, Nat and I will be staying in Bristol for a couple of nights and were wondering if anyone would care to join us for an hour or two's fun and games.
Obviously this is short notice, but I'm hoping someone will reply.
We're looking for that all ellusive single bi-fem (isn't every one!)
or a couple (preferably similar in age to ourselves),
or a guy (so long as he's similar to Nat's profile - it may be heightist but I have a thing for tall men)
We're both quite laid back and easy to get on with, drop us a line and I'll get back to you.
I'm going to be off line till this evening - just incase you thought I'd done a runner!
Look forwatd to hearng from you and hopefully meeting you.
H.x
Quote by sheddy
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/1159725415.jpg
Now you can't get much larger than that confused :? I'm now off to find me a woman to go with it. :? :? :?

:bounce: A LORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!