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nostringsluton
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Luton
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Sexlightened
this is my pet hate on here. i also hate when someone tells me about their bad meets they had on here. (i really don't care!!!!!!! )
Sexlightened
Quote by deancannock
ohhh......mine gets sore and hurts if you keep bashing it after its shoots..!!!!
I think that is the point why he likes it... ouch
Sexlightened
Quote by pebble
It did feature an old-sweethearts man-to-man huggle while the wife looked on, that's threesome territory surely!
tissues at the ready
Sexlightened
Quote by Bluefish2009
wouldn't it be better for the kids to have parents who divorced than live with parents who are rather dysfunctional people in a bad marriage ?
Yes, I agree, but that changes nothing in my view
How can you agree but then say.. but it don't change my views.
Sexlightened
wouldn't it be better for the kids to have parents who divorced than live with parents who are rather dysfunctional people in a bad marriage ?
Sexlightened
They are showing "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel" in cineworld in luton.. looks a bit saucy
Sexlightened
Quote by MidsCouple24
Could it be down to size that puts many people off meeting us
Sasha rates size in the following way
1 inch - Are you taking the mickey?
2 inch - I can't even hold it in my hands.
3 inch - Never been so unsatisfied in my life.
4 inch - I've had bigger.
5 inch - Good, but not enough!
6 inch - About right.
8 inch - Excellent and perfect.
10 inch - My insides are hurting.
12 inch - I'm absolutely fucking destroyed.
So now we are thinking that it's down to this and in future will stop supplying pizzas for the people we meet and let them bring thier own snacks which might help us find more meets.
swear i was sent this on facebook few years back
?1 inch - Are you taking the f**king piss?2 inch - I can't even hold it properly.
3 inch - Never been so unsatisfied in my life.
4 inch - I've had bigger.
5 inch - Good, but not enough!
6 inch - About right.
8 inch - F**king perfect.
10 inch - It's hurting my insides.
12 inch - I'm absolutely f**king destroyed.
And this is how I rate Domino pizzas... you think a like :)
Sexlightened
Quote by essex34m
Are all swingers ignorant bastards?
I am. And I get more than you.
I am lovely
Sexlightened
it puts me off when the husband of the couple does the typing ie the forum posts.. they always sound so dull and boring.. and I'm sure the wife is pretty amazing..
Sexlightened
Quote by little gem
Three days is a long time to wait for a text reply!
I know someone like that...if and when your reading...yes I mean YOU.. how long!!!
Sexlightened
Why don't you close the door and shut the curtains
'cos you're not going anywhere.
He's coming up the stairs and in a moment he'll want to see your underwear.
You couldn't stop it now. There's no way to get out.
He's standing far too near. How the hell did you get here.
Semi-naked in somebody else's room.
I'd give my whole life to see it.
Just you stood there only in your underwear.
If fashion is your trade then when you're naked I guess you must be unemployed yeah.
Cos once it's underway there's no escaping the fact that you're a girl and he's a boy.
You couldn't stop it now. There's no way to get out.
He's standing much too near. How the hell did you get here.
Semi-naked in someone else's room. I'd give my whole life to see it.
Just you stood there only in your underwear.
If you close your eyes and just remember that this is what you wanted last night.
So why is it so hard for you to touch him.
For you to go and give yourself to him?
I couldn't stop it now.
There's no way to get out.
He's standing much too near and how the hell did you get here
Semi-naked in somebody else's room. I'd give my whole life to see it.
Just you stood there only in your underwear.
Do, do do do do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do. Do, do.
Oh yeh I want to see you. Want to see you only in your underwear. Har.
'cos you're not going anywhere.
He's coming up the stairs and in a moment he'll want to see your underwear.
You couldn't stop it now. There's no way to get out.
He's standing far too near. How the hell did you get here.
Semi-naked in somebody else's room.
I'd give my whole life to see it.
Just you stood there only in your underwear.
If fashion is your trade then when you're naked I guess you must be unemployed yeah.
Cos once it's underway there's no escaping the fact that you're a girl and he's a boy.
You couldn't stop it now. There's no way to get out.
He's standing much too near. How the hell did you get here.
Semi-naked in someone else's room. I'd give my whole life to see it.
Just you stood there only in your underwear.
If you close your eyes and just remember that this is what you wanted last night.
So why is it so hard for you to touch him.
For you to go and give yourself to him?
I couldn't stop it now.
There's no way to get out.
He's standing much too near and how the hell did you get here
Semi-naked in somebody else's room. I'd give my whole life to see it.
Just you stood there only in your underwear.
Do, do do do do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do. Do, do.
Oh yeh I want to see you. Want to see you only in your underwear. Har.
Sexlightened
desperate people call for desperate measures..
If I was a young man Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum...
I wish I never slept with all the wrongs on I did
I agree with what others have said...these days (well 2012) I couldn't sleep with someone I don't fancy..
it makes you feel sick afterwards.. not good at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I was a young man Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum...
I wish I never slept with all the wrongs on I did
I agree with what others have said...these days (well 2012) I couldn't sleep with someone I don't fancy..
it makes you feel sick afterwards.. not good at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexlightened
Quote by little gem
Pots to piss in.... cue Harry Jones!
:giggle:
does he use this site still. and finish off with a regards ? what a ledge
Sexlightened
Quote by little gem
LG. x
what about the gruffalo then ?
Silly old owl, doesn't he know? there's no such thing as a gruffalo!
