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My experience has been the opposite but saying that I don't have a one liner problem i.e. 'single guy desperate for sex in the UK' or 'I want a shag tonight'
I spend some time seeing these ads and laughing because they are DESPERATE ads if their sex life is as bad as there chat up lines than some Girl is in for a crap night. Know wonder those ads are just ignored or slated they are comedy not reality.
I still say there is an excellent bunch of people on here - single guys, woman and couples and then there are the ones who are probably best saving up and buying a rubber doll
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I spend some time seeing these ads and laughing because they are DESPERATE ads if their sex life is as bad as there chat up lines than some Girl is in for a crap night. Know wonder those ads are just ignored or slated they are comedy not reality.
I still say there is an excellent bunch of people on here - single guys, woman and couples and then there are the ones who are probably best saving up and buying a rubber doll
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It's no longer a sexual position as such but with a person(s). A WPC or two in the back of a police van could be a very exciting time indeed - they would have to have tights not stockings A nun who had decided that it wasn't worth staying iin Religion and fancied something dirty :twisted: - I've always fancied a WPC though and i do like the look of Goths
That's just the start though as for the sex - things could be sore the next day
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A nun who had decided that it wasn't worth staying iin Religion and fancied something dirty :twisted: - I've always fancied a WPC though and i do like the look of GothsThat's just the start though as for the sex - things could be sore the next day
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Try something a bit different in your sex life mate. Doesn't a good Porno do it for you. Is it that you can turn yourself on but no longer find interest in your Woman? I could go on with the list of things to spice up your relationship if need be but first of all pin point the main area of the problem and also take your MRS/Partner on a date - she wearing no Nickers of course and let the mind wonder.
That whipped cream isn' t bad either although it can be sticky. I've always liked baby oil except it's a bit slippy when you want to go some...
Good luck
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That whipped cream isn' t bad either although it can be sticky. I've always liked baby oil except it's a bit slippy when you want to go some...
Good luck
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In the realoty of the world are any of use single, after giving this thread some more thought I actually spend most of my time going out with Woman because i like their company. Sex to one side, although it's my favourite hobby, I love being within the company of Woman and not just for one thing. I have noticed that some 'single people' treat the opposite sex as another sex toy but do we want to be a sex toy. Well, yes we like being a sex toy but, we also like being a person. The 'I want a shag' line is all good and well but we are more developed people who enjoy the flirt, the chat and the whole package..... and then GREAT SEX - don't we.
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because i like their company. Sex to one side, although it's my favourite hobby, I love being within the company of Woman and not just for one thing. I have noticed that some 'single people' treat the opposite sex as another sex toy but do we want to be a sex toy. Well, yes we like being a sex toy but, we also like being a person. The 'I want a shag' line is all good and well but we are more developed people who enjoy the flirt, the chat and the whole package..... and then GREAT SEX - don't we.J
Not sure if what i say counts as i'm single Part time I have a partner who lives at a different address because i enjoy being single. We both get on well apart but badly together, well not that bad 
. The sex is better now than when we were living together soooo.. being single is fun. She knows what i do and get up to and, at times, we go to 'certain' parties to support one another It's great, some know what it's like going by yourself, we never have to unless we choose to.
I love coming home and not being worried in case I have upset someone. I can entertain anyone I want without fear of another persons feelings/views. If I either of us feel horny we spend the night together, or the evening depending on work. We walk down the street admiring people without offending one another... in fact it's the perfect relationship as it's NSA with a kind of love
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. The sex is better now than when we were living together soooo.. being single is fun. She knows what i do and get up to and, at times, we go to 'certain' parties to support one another It's great, some know what it's like going by yourself, we never have to unless we choose to. I love coming home and not being worried in case I have upset someone. I can entertain anyone I want without fear of another persons feelings/views. If I either of us feel horny we spend the night together, or the evening depending on work. We walk down the street admiring people without offending one another... in fact it's the perfect relationship as it's NSA with a kind of love
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Well I suppose mine isn't that bad as most young men have had similar experience:
When i was a teenager, a few years ago
I was having a great time in foreplay,
she was getting wet and horny (of course) she put her hand down to my cock and SPLIRT - Cum all over the place very very embarrassing. Thsad thing is we cleaned up got a bit hot again and as soon as i penatrated.. you guessed. Lucky enough for me I don't go soft after ejaculation so we carried on. I stil cringe at the thought though...
Damn it was exciting though
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When i was a teenager, a few years ago
I was having a great time in foreplay,she was getting wet and horny (of course) she put her hand down to my cock and SPLIRT - Cum all over the place very very embarrassing. Thsad thing is we cleaned up got a bit hot again and as soon as i penatrated.. you guessed. Lucky enough for me I don't go soft after ejaculation so we carried on. I stil cringe at the thought though...
Damn it was exciting though
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Fabio - keep your eyes open for theses guys - the sex Police:
Woman wants $1m compensation after police raid swingers party
An Alabama woman wants $1m compensation after police raided a swingers party she was attending.
Kathy Sue Myers is suing Decatur council, the mayor and local police, claiming her rights were violated when officers entered the party without a warrant.
Ms Myers, of Piedmont, is suing for the embarrassment the raid caused her. Police say they were acting after complaints about public sex acts.
The Xchange Club has more than 800 members, including Ms Myers. Adverts on its website say it consists of mainly married couples. Members say its activities include partner-swapping. Police say they raided the club's party at the Days Inn hotel ballroom following complaints members had exposed themselves and performed sex acts in full view of the public.
A police spokesman said the force could not comment on the case, The Decatur Daily reports.
Source:
Have fun
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Woman wants $1m compensation after police raid swingers party
An Alabama woman wants $1m compensation after police raided a swingers party she was attending.
Kathy Sue Myers is suing Decatur council, the mayor and local police, claiming her rights were violated when officers entered the party without a warrant.
Ms Myers, of Piedmont, is suing for the embarrassment the raid caused her. Police say they were acting after complaints about public sex acts.
The Xchange Club has more than 800 members, including Ms Myers. Adverts on its website say it consists of mainly married couples. Members say its activities include partner-swapping. Police say they raided the club's party at the Days Inn hotel ballroom following complaints members had exposed themselves and performed sex acts in full view of the public.
A police spokesman said the force could not comment on the case, The Decatur Daily reports.
Source:
Have fun
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Even though I don't know you it's sad to hear your off Butters not sure on the locking posts situation. Maybe see it from their side of the fence, it could be a FETISH for them. Sorry, i couldn't resist a bit of humour in a serious thread. All the best if you don't come back but i think you should
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Glad to see some follow the more Pagan path lol We go to a long stone and, well, basically get drunk and talk about everything and anything and then wake up none the wiser It's better than those 'Christians' who meet up on Christmas day at Church to pretend they are Holy Why pretend to be something you can never be, perfect that is, yes you can have a moment of perfection but your life can never be perfect. I honestly thought the bible would make a good Comedy as the reality of life is so different.
If it makes you happy though
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It's better than those 'Christians' who meet up on Christmas day at Church to pretend they are Holy Why pretend to be something you can never be, perfect that is, yes you can have a moment of perfection but your life can never be perfect. I honestly thought the bible would make a good Comedy as the reality of life is so different.If it makes you happy though
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It has all been taken over by Commercial sales or force, as you say, to buy buy buy. I am Pagan in my attitude. I have Kids that I have always said Xmas is a bit of a sham and the Church thing is not worth a token gesture. That to one side I enjoy the time of year to celebrate a New Year coming, time off work and, hopefully, new friends gained. I re- evaluate my life and try to show good will to all. It's a time for the Kids to enjoy - lets set up a celebaration for the Adults to enjoy with NSA and no pressure to do anything
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P.S.
I hope it isn't a depressing time and should depression creep in i'll send you a Peter Kay Video to enjoy :arrow: or something else more tasteful. Hopefully something will happen in Hull as the scene seems to of died since i lived here previously :cry:
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P.S.
I hope it isn't a depressing time and should depression creep in i'll send you a Peter Kay Video to enjoy :arrow: or something else more tasteful. Hopefully something will happen in Hull as the scene seems to of died since i lived here previously :cry:
This forum welcomes waffle - makes a nice change from the bollox (TIC)
I reckon your waffling will let us get to know you quicker!
Yes, not sure if that's a good thing keep me updated :P
A maid to do the cleaning also helps
Now why do i like the idea of a made, is it the cleaning or the uniform
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