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17 Mar 2006

Sex,jokes and rock and roll anyone?

19 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer

Harry
That photo does ask the question 'what were you doing?'

he was about to pee against the pole and see if he could get an even stream on both sides of it :shock:
That must be it. He is a part-time fireman who likes to test his hose now and then.

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8 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde

Am I right ? I am right arent I? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mother!! I thought You liked the teeth I carved for you!

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4 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Have you been licking said toad by any chance?
:lol2:

Are you trying to say i am caustic of tone or inference?????????? lol
equi-princess xxx
think postie is talking about the south american toad wich has very interesting results when licked :shock: biggrin

:shock:
when ya had a lick pass it round :shock:
spot on! :thumbup:
There are lots of things,other than toads, that give interesting results when licked.

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4 Nov 2005

Quote by skimpy
Staying upright

But not staying up. Right?

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4 Nov 2005

Long division.
(Never sure what goes into which and hw many times. confused

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2 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
LeedsLad, by your own admittance you've had a shit year, and some of what you have written (particularly your inferance to Law and Order) is true. But remember this site is A BRITISH site not English, so don't forget all the Welsh, Scottish, or Irish members.
Maybe the best thing to have done would've been to forget the poll and just posted the words you wrote in the steam room, that way you would not have run the risk of people ripping the shit out of what you said..........
I hope you like NZ.......... it's a great place but after the UK will possibly take some adjusting to, and do remember your nearest neighbours will be the penguins in Antarctica.
I suspect you are relatively young, why not stay here and try and make a difference?
Oh and :welcome: to the site
M

Heed this advice Leeds lad. NZ has some great people but sometimes the nearby penguins are more interesting if you are not a rugby fanatic or on dope whoch is a popular source of recreation.I grew uphere ad in South Africa as my dad fled manchester after he got out of the navy end of WW2 and we pingponged thereafter. Been to NZ OZ and USA as well and all have their problems. You cant change the world but you can make your little corner of this one a little better. :idea:

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29 Oct 2005

Quote by givemeahug
Ok thought about this last night and thought i'd ask ....where would u most like to have sex.....i.e your bosses desk...(doesnt have to be with your boss)
or on your ex b/fs car with his best mate...or just a ramdom place like your local pub car park...lol
Me i have just done the bosses desk of my perfect partner and it was kinky as hell but i would love to do it on a car bonnet down a dark lane....or on a warm beach on holiday....
So over to u all...............

On stage in front of the nation after Chris Tarrant has handed me my cheque for a million. biggrin

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