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paul4fun
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 82
Straight Female, 72
UK

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Couldn't get in the usual way the regular 'Enter the Chat Room' link - got:
"An error occurred - Application error".
So downloaded 'the desktop chat room' (Adobe Air) - then got "Invalid username or password"
Nothing doing!!
:sad: :sad:
:sad: :sad:
Paul
My wife seeks guys (any colour) who have their own accommodation in North London. She likes to be fucked bareback while I watch. I'm straight and will only join in if she asks. We cannot accommodate. Your place only. No hotels. (click our ad below)
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-2558661.html
Just watched the 'X Factor'. Now me and the Mrs going round to Pete's local flat for drinks :cheers: and threesome fun! passionkiss :wanker: hump
My wife seeks guys who have their own accommodation in North London. She likes to be fucked bareback while I watch. I'm straight and will only join in if she asks. We cannot accommodate. Your place only. No hotels. (click our ad below)
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-2558661.html
Man over 45yrs wanted to fuck my mature wife.
She likes a full load up her cunt.
Regular fuck for man over 45yrs who has his own place - not hotel!
North London.
Guys with accommodation in North London seem thin on the ground! My Mrs needs some cock up her soon. PM me!
Paul
Just had a thought; Has any M/F couple had messages similar to this from a 'couple'?:-
"Hi, saw your advert - I'm on my own this weekend, the other half is away and I would like to meet you two on my own....."
Betcha no couples have had messages like that - from a WOMAN!!
Paul
Mature couple need man (over 40yrs old) in North London for threesome fun. Fridays or Saturdays. Wife wants to be the centre of attention while husband watches her enjoy herself being fucked bareback. Straight husband will only join in at wife’s request. We cannot accommodate – your place only – not hotel. (click our ad below)
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-1080221.html
Quote by fildee
Thanx have done that and submitted a ticket, Im on xp with sp2 and Sky is my provider

GOD is my provider.
He/she is up in the SKY.
He/she wears a broadband around his/her waist.
Mature couple need man (over 40yrs old) in North London for threesome fun. Fridays or Saturdays. Wife wants to be the centre of attention while husband watches. Straight husband will only join in at wife’s request. We cannot accommodate – your place only – not hotel.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-1080221.html
We're a mature married couple looking for men (over 40) with accommodation in North London (not hotel). View to man fucking wife on regular basis. Drop us a line with photo if this suits you.
Where do Adam & Eve live? Do they have an advert on the site?

Hi wave
Any men in North London with accommodation? (not hotel). Meet locally for a drink. If all goes well, back to yours and I'll watch/help you to fuck her! Friday nights are best.
Paul

hump :hump: :hump:
Quote by oneforall
cheers to you too!
how about Club Lick?
walthamstow I believe...
just stabbing in the dark here... another club, not sure about aprty atmosphere or the like...
sorry I cant help further
OfA
oneforall

Cheers one 4 all - might give it a go - still up for house parties though!! Appreciate your help biggrin smile lol :!:
Quote by oneforall
have you heard of "our place 4 fun"?
thats North london I believe..
Im sure others on here could tell you about it
OfA
oneforall

We don't go there. (long story). Also heard of Rios (been there once - good) What we'd like is parties or similar. Thanks for taking the trouble to help, though! :cheers:
Any parties going on in North London tonight or any couple want to go out for a (no strings) drink and compare notes. Our usual club is bloody closed!!
Paul & Jill/b]
Quote by mik69

I hope your ongoing support of abuse sarcasm and the inability to have a discussion leads you were you belong
As I said in my first post have fun, but not at other peoples expense
xxx

I think you may have judged us wrong my friend as this so called sarcasm and the inability to have a discussion is simply our way of humour as plenty of people will tell you many have posted a cotriversal thread in the forum and they to have sufferd the same fate as you. However that is where the simularites end because they turn up and see what has been posted and judge it for what it is light hearted humour. Sometimes after a partically stupid post they even admit there wrong doing and apolagise but after all is said and done most (including those who take the mik) forget about it and move on tommorow is another day and all that so let me say :welcome: and I look forward to reading your next post. Because i'm certain this one is done with now biggrin
No its not.
My Mrs is 53yrs, a bit wrinkly, short and thin with small tits. I would like to take her to a bloke’s place and watch her take a load of spunk up her cunt.. hump :hump:
Quote by welshBIcouple
What was the score again though? Just tell me one more time (smile from ear to ear)
I'm going to predict that England lose against Poland 1 - 0 and Austria is a draw
GOING to predict it? - When? :jagsatwork:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Ive got to get some tissues (man size) :shock: :shock:

So you have taken my advice and you are having a wank? bolt ........................... lol
Dave_NottsWell, he is an england fan, so doesnt that automatically mean that he is having a wank as he is a wanker
:shock: only joking Paul wink
Nigel Wanker? Yes - along with 99% of the male population - and 100% of celibate priests. England supporter? Read my comment near top of page 2 (careful though, as pages might be stuck together, you know what Dave's like - he can never get hold of a Big Tissue. :crazy:
Thought I recognised you...............you are that guy standing near the train station shouting "BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TISSUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" :lol: .......
..........or is it issue...........getting confused now
Dave_Notts Er...Dave - did you notice that the 'Big Tissue' I mentioned had a capital 'B' and a capital 'T' ? Did you wonder why that was?
Thanks for explaining it (albeit unknowingly) to the no-brainers who didn't get it the first time around (albeit unknowingly). rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by welshBIcouple
Ive got to get some tissues (man size) :shock: :shock:

So you have taken my advice and you are having a wank? bolt ........................... lol
Dave_NottsWell, he is an england fan, so doesnt that automatically mean that he is having a wank as he is a wanker
:shock: only joking Paul wink
Nigel Wanker? Yes - along with 99% of the male population - and 100% of celibate priests. England supporter? Read my comment near top of page 2 (careful though, as pages might be stuck together, you know what Dave's like - he can never get hold of a Big Tissue. :crazy:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Oh alright then. Sorry Dave. Love you really.
Let's call it a draw. If you call it a draw as well, it'll be a pair of draws. :cheers:

No No No No..................
we can't have a draw.......we are too pig-headed to call it a draw :silly:
Don't let these lily livered people get in the way of a good debate biggrin
I have even been searching my house for a book to borrow you on pronuncitation of Celtic speech. The "C" is pronounced "K" rolleyes .
And for kissing and making up.......I never kiss men...........(you lot from the munches "Shut it"........they are supposed to be discrete ffs :D )
Dave_Notts Not even a little ciss? (celtic spelling). Tell you what - I could have my kiss in your closet, no one will see us there! 69position
You're throwing me the bait aren't you! Well I'm not going to bite - I only lick....and tongue...and suck....and - Ive got to get some tissues (man size) :shock: :shock:
Oh alright then. Sorry Dave. Love you really.
Let's call it a draw. If you call it a draw as well, it'll be a pair of draws. :cheers:
Dave says Northern Irish football team is CELTIC.
Dave_Nutts also says he is a Welsh Celt. Did he mis-spell Celt? smackbottom
Quote by Dave__Notts
Where's my green shirt????????????????????????
Joins the Celts in saying "COME ON NORTHERN IRELAND"
Dave_Notts
ps Not VERY bitter about Saturday either biggrin

Er...I don't think a Celt would say "COME ON NORTHERN IRELAND" (who are mainly Protestant supporters). Celts would say "COME ON IRELAND (as Celts are mainly Catholic supporters!!) rolleyes

Celts are a race of people that used to live here a long long time ago before the Angles, Saxons and Jutes took over a lot of the land. They then called their part Angle-land that became England.
The Celts were established in what today we call Ireland, Scotland and Wales. The Celts from England migrated into those parts and also the South West of England.
The Celts of Ireland also settled in Scotland (once called Pict-land) and intermarried with the locals. Somewhere around the 17th hundreds the Scots were invited to migrate back to what is now Northern Ireland by King Billy.
So it does not matter what religion you are........if you are Scottish, Irish, Northern Irish, Welsh or part of the South West of England.....you are a Celt.
So I stand by my earlier statement :roll:
Dave_NottsYou are absolooooootely right, Dave – or rather the encyclopaedia you looked up is right! But what we are talking about is modern day FOOTBALL – not the history of man-fuckin’-kind. May I suggest you confront a few dozen Glasgow Rangers supporters and declare:-
“It does not matter what religion you are........if you are Scottish, Irish, Northern Irish, Welsh or part of the South West of England.....you are a 
Then when you recover, you can look up your injuries in a MEDICAL encyclopaedia. :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: bolt

No encyclopaedia was read. I just enjoy reading about the origins of my country and those around me. You may be talking about football but I was talking about the race called the Celts. That was my statement :roll: . If you wish to change the context of my post to match the presumption you have made, then that is up to you loon
Have you met many Scottish people? Ask them are they Celts or tell them they are not Celts if they are not Catholic. You may be surprised by their answer.........and you may have to have your medical encylopaedia removed surgically after they have told you innocent
Dave_Notts The MAIN CONTEXT of your post was about FOOTBALL i.e. 'green shirt - come on Northern Ireland'. If you want to talk about the history of Celts, Catholickers, Anglo-Sexons (sorry, Freudian slips), you should start a new topic. :roll:
By the way Dave, if a Catholic bashes the Bishop - is it a mortal sin? I am of course asking the question on behalf of a freund (oops - a Freudian spelling mistake).
Look - the history of The Celts :arrow: hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Where's my green shirt????????????????????????
Joins the Celts in saying "COME ON NORTHERN IRELAND"
Dave_Notts
ps Not VERY bitter about Saturday either biggrin

Er...I don't think a Celt would say "COME ON NORTHERN IRELAND" (who are mainly Protestant supporters). Celts would say "COME ON IRELAND (as Celts are mainly Catholic supporters!!) rolleyes

Celts are a race of people that used to live here a long long time ago before the Angles, Saxons and Jutes took over a lot of the land. They then called their part Angle-land that became England.
The Celts were established in what today we call Ireland, Scotland and Wales. The Celts from England migrated into those parts and also the South West of England.
The Celts of Ireland also settled in Scotland (once called Pict-land) and intermarried with the locals. Somewhere around the 17th hundreds the Scots were invited to migrate back to what is now Northern Ireland by King Billy.
So it does not matter what religion you are........if you are Scottish, Irish, Northern Irish, Welsh or part of the South West of England.....you are a Celt.
So I stand by my earlier statement :roll:
Dave_NottsYou are absolooooootely right, Dave – or rather the encyclopaedia you looked up is right! But what we are talking about is modern day FOOTBALL – not the history of man-fuckin’-kind. May I suggest you confront a few dozen Glasgow Rangers supporters and declare:-
“It does not matter what religion you are........if you are Scottish, Irish, Northern Irish, Welsh or part of the South West of England.....you are a 
Then when you recover, you can look up your injuries in a MEDICAL encyclopaedia. :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: bolt