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banghead Knew I should have looked this morning, been in Wakefield/Normanton all day.
Ar well next time biggrin hope you both had a great time :thumbup:
Dave
Don't forget lucky bags with their naff words printed on the sweets. rotflmao
And my favourite at the time SHERBERT DIPS worship
Dave
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Being blunt i would say that i look at it as...
The starter - oral
The main course - pink
Pudding - anal
ie the main course is the most important but the others are also great because I am always hungry! rolleyes

nah sorry i have to disagree with you here, deffo the starters the most important if i don't have a good starter they not getting any main course lol but i like pudding too :thumbup:
I'm with NN on this one, :thumbup: if time allows then the starter sets the juices flowing and the rest will follow. biggrin
Having said that grabing a quick main course sandwich on the run is also exciting. :grin:
Maple syrup drizzled on and licked off slowly. :lickface: Mind you it has to be the real thing none of your Tate & Lyle imitations.
Thats it i am off to Morrisons as I feel the urge growing. biggrin
For me it is Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers.
Why: Dancing in the surf at a beach restaurant at dusk in Barbados on our wedding night
:inlove:
Dave
Was air lifted off an Austrian mountain suffering from hypothermia after not making it accross an open water pond on snow ski's. :doh: (snow - water - snow, worked the first time)
Have played ice-hockey on Canadian tv.
British 80cc motorcycle clubman enduro champion (nick name of pocket rocket)
Quote by marmalaid

Its better looking than dave !!! bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sam
What do you think would happen if we kidnapped it and ate it? lol :lol:
shall we try ??????????? rotflmao
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You'd get all sticky with Dave juice!
To late all gone with raspberries and cream :lickface:
Dave biggrin
Best thread ever, nice one Davej worship
So heres my version of Dave

Hope it works confused: PR
Purely in the name of research you understand
Arrrrrrr ……………… memory refreshed. blast
Certainly looks like and has the texture of a mixture of wallpaper paste and double cream.
Emmmmm taste is a little none descript but has certainly lost the salty edge since the snip.
Now off to add a little to Mrs PR for a taste comparison. 69position
Any excuse for a shag biggrin :D :D
Rocked - Mum visiting from OZ. Not seen her for 5 yrs and as it was my turn to visit I not only get to see her but also saved a fortune biggrin
Sucked - Interesting conversation after I forgot to delete SH from favorites on my machine b4 she used it. Turned out to be cool about it but somethings you just don't want to discuss with your mum. redface
PR
Back off and respect their no.
Having said that, in the planning there seemed a lot of I and no we, which is why you did not have 100% commitment. You might want to have an honest two way conversation on exactly why you want to try it and they don’t. A useful phrase is “in addition to that is there anything else” The last one is normally the main objection.
Take it slowly dont push and you never know one day confused:
At the end of the day no is no.
PR
H i Sarah worship please, please put me on the newbie list, that then gives me 4 months to earn my wings.
Thank you PR biggrin :D :D
arrrrrrrrrrrrr home, sun sea and sex - but as it stands wink :wink: west yorkshire for me. Hi all wave
PR
Quote by j1evans
Want to meet a single female in yorkshire, west prefered but travel can be arranged.
Looking for:
single female
aged 18 to 40
no strings sex / fun
Thanks

U r looking for the elusive holy grail, so you my need to be a little more creative with your request. good luck anyway wink :wink:
PR
Hi and welcome to the madhouse they call SH wave
If you have not done so already drop Mal a pm for a mentor. (sticky at the begining of the cafe)
PR biggrin
Think yourself lucky, if a male Tarantula goes blundering in shouting give us a shag without reading her signals/bodylanguage first,he gets chewed up and spat out. sad
Everyone has an inner 18" of personal space, if you enter that uninvited, then add some form of restraint, most people's natural reaction is to fight back and re-establish their comfort zone. They then normally keep on going. :upset:
PR
Quote by Dijon
What are the chances of a 60yr old male with all his facilties finding a Fuck Buddy hump

Think positive - as we blokes drop off our perches from working to hard lol the odds of get better biggrin
PR
Quote by Dijon
What are the chances of a 60yr old male with all his facilties finding a Fuck Buddy hump

Think positive - as we blokes drop off our perches from working to hard lol the odds of get better biggrin
PR
Don't do it - but when someone chews their fingernails and swallows the bits yukkkkkkk.
Quote by simoncomesaround
Skiing for me... tried boarding, but been skiing for too long...
Normally go to Italy Val Di Fassa and Val di Fiemme, but been to Austria few times, too.
Or in bonny Scotland tried Glen Shee, Aviemore and Nevis Range.

Not done much in Italy except got snowed in at Tonala once, didn't stop for 4 days with 6ft of snow.
Like the apree ski in Austria Soll - party town.
In europe the french alps take some beating.
Never done Nevis Range but never seen so much ice except on an ice rink when i visited The Lech in Scotland.
Are you up for France confused:
Summers over sad Winters coming :happy:
Apart from the artificial ones it will soon be time to head for the hills and as much white stuff as you can handle. Cum on you know I was referring to snow.
So who’s a skier / snowboarder, where and when are you going or thinking of this winter.
Reason I ask is it might be cool to have a munchie abroad or if a group want to visit the same resort we might want to consider talking over a chalet or two. cool
Now most people would probably say yeh good idea if someone else organised it. Well I will put my hand up anyone’s skirt biggrin I mean coordinate it if there is sufficient interest.
So come on times running out if we want to get this off the ground.
Boarding: Personally I have had one foot in each binding and switched to boarding 4 yrs ago after 34yrs on planks (started young -11).
What turns you on: For those who have done power and I don’t mean Coke or is that Pepsi, cutting the first tracks only comes second to a mind blowing ball popping orgasm. It does it for me.
When & where: France, La Plange, Chalet, Early Jan 06. (not yet booked so will cum anywhere)
Anyone interested. confused:
PR
Welcome aboard,
Nice to see someone else taking the plunge with their first post - scary.
PR :cheers:
Seagull 69
Tanis105
Chardonnay
Thanks for dropping by and saying Hi, its much apperciated.
Nice to feel welcome :cheers:
PR
Quote by Sexysteph
Welcome.....
What a great intro.....
I hope MrsPR does come in and see whats happening in here - it's a great place to be and loadsa fun when we have all taken our medications wink
Look forward to seeing more of you on the boards
Steph biggrin

Hi and thanks for the warm welcome.
I think ur right, either way I am going to have a great time :grin:
PR :D
A big HELLO and thanks to everyone who has dropped bye.
I have never thought of myself as being double-jointed but I seem to get my foot in my mouth more often than most. redface So if I accidentally insult you or break the rules please show some mercy worship , as I am a shy introvert who’s led a very very sheltered life. :bs: :
I am coming to the who am I bit:
As an adrenalin junky it never ceases to amaze the wife that I managed to reach 50 in one piece. God (sorry no offence) we have had some bl**dy good times along the way, including back b4 this electronic age when publications like Rend****ou were the only way of meeting other swingers. This time the wife is not coming out to play - yet, sad however I am pretty certain that will change when she sees what she is missing out on. In the meantime I have been given permission to enjoy myself both here and in the flesh. :happy: :happy:
As a salesman, and proud of it, I have to earn trust and respect so here in the community why should it be any different. I accept I am going to have to come to you, join in, make the effort, certainly make mistakes along the way but hey that's life. Eventually make a lot of new friends have a load of laughs then maybe someone will shag my brains out. So you won’t find an ad just yet as I have not earn't your trust and respect. Having said that (here comes the plug) if you want to take a flyer on a st8 male comfortable with anything from 1on1 to groups, also available daytimes throughout N,S,E and W Yorkshire say hello.
So thank you for getting this far, I had better rap it up b4 you get bored and I very much look forward to banter in the forums, munchies (when I have earn't my wings) and of course sex. After all that's the reason for being here whether its talking, watching or doing it must be fun.
Thanks hope to see you around. PR. biggrin :D :D