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ptolemy1975
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 49
UK
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I went to the oasis gig a couple of weeks ago and was rugby tackled whilst having a kick about. I fell wrongly and it bloody hurt. Everyone who was there told me to stop moaning about it and so i did. Went to work for a week (lifting etc) and decided that it was still sorer than it should be after a week so i went to the casualty dept. I found out that i'd fractured my shoulder!
I Think what i'm trying to say is that you know when something isn't quite right and if i was you i'd go and see about it even just to put your mind at ease.
I Think what i'm trying to say is that you know when something isn't quite right and if i was you i'd go and see about it even just to put your mind at ease.
I was on a nudist beach out in Spain. The girl i was with told me to look up at the cliff bit just above. When i looked up it was a 70 year old Spanish guy standing up for all and sundrae having a wank. Well done to him i said, cos if i've got the ability and the balls to do that at his age, i'll die a very happy man!
In my humble opinion, and it is a humble one! I am 29 and only started a course last year and i know it is something i want to do at the mo. The thing about life is you just never know what's round the corner, so don't worry about it, wits fir ye l no go by ye or in the proper use of the english language. Whats for you, doesn't go by you. That's what ma granny used to say and for me it rings true. Just enjoy being alive i think is what she meant by it. I might be wrong though! It has been known, from time to time!
Wahey! Good introduction! Here's one:
A man was in the pub and pulls out this tiny little man and a piano out of his rucksack. The tiny wee man procedes to play the piano unbelievably well.
This catches the attention of the bar manager who comes over to watch. When the little man had finished playing, the bar man say "Bloody hell, thats amazing, where did you get him from?
"Well", says the owner, since you are the first to ask, i got him from rubbing this bottle. Now i have to pass the bottle onto you. You only get one wish though, but you can wish for anything you desire.
The barman takes the bottle and goes out to the cellar. On his return to the bar he notices it is filled with thousands and thousand of Ducks quacking around.
The barman says to the man, "what the fuck is this? i asked for a million Bucks, not a million Ducks!"
The old man says,
"Yeh, i forgot to say he's hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist!"
Boom, Boom!
Hi all, this is my first post, sorry its a bit of a boring one but i need help regarding the headline.
The problem is that i cannot answer any posts, (reply to topic) and there is no quote button either.
There is only the button for "Post a new topic" Does anyone have any ideas as to why this is the case?
All help is gratefully recieved no matter how silly! lol
Cheers and hope anyone can help.
The problem is that i cannot answer any posts, (reply to topic) and there is no quote button either.
There is only the button for "Post a new topic" Does anyone have any ideas as to why this is the case?
All help is gratefully recieved no matter how silly! lol
Cheers and hope anyone can help.
:lol: :D 
