Quote by naughtynymphos1
no sorry i think its crap
you gotta look at it for what it is naughty....a very good documentry of a yorkshire town
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28. Fat Northern 'blerk' who smokes tabs an' bets on the hosses graduates from Star Fleet Academy.
In fact, does / has anyone ever smoke(d) on Star Trek???
ive seen it twice but not from a crew member, both were 20th century peeps that they bought on board and both in next gen, and both smokin a nice havanah ....eughhhh
In fact, does / has anyone ever smoke(d) on Star Trek???
ive seen it twice but not from a crew member, both were 20th century peeps that they bought on board and both in next gen, and both smokin a nice havanah ....eughhhh
Quote by BiWelshMinx
There is a very special lady within these towers.......... I have long long chased her now, sometimes I forget why I chase her, then I see her smile at a munch, look down and her chest, hear her accent and WHAM I am addicted again. Been going like that for about 4 years now ( on this site and others... still never happened, don't know if it ever will.......but by god its been fun trying lol
who is she :smoke:
err hope shes not gunna mind me sating this but.......
TATTYXPX
gotta be biwelsh minx for a start drool
Sleazy...step away from the Tatty, I repeat step away from the Tatty!
She is mine I tells ya MINE!!
While I am here Sleazy lend us ya wife please ;)
Minx x x
deal :thumbup:
Tatty i'm sending him down for the week luv
minxy get packing :rascal:
WWWOOOOHHOOOOO!! :happy: :happy: :happy:
:hump: :hump: :smoke: Minx x x
P.s NN can we get Tatty up and send sleazy to an empty house instead ? :twisted:
Quote by markz
If the country have a "feel good factor" then they tend to stick with what they have. As I can't see any drastic changes in the economy over the next few years the tories will not be winning. Only if things go sour will they have a shot. So not matter how good the next tory leader is his chances of leading the country depend on the Labour party.
bloody hell did I say that. :shock:
you dont think the country is in a poor state :shock:
we need a new government and i`m not talkin about conservatives or bloody ukip either, wish someone who knew what they were doing and actually listened instead of slapping tax on everything would get in
Quote by Sexysteph
Personally I would have complained and sent the food back. This is something I have done countless times and even gone to the point of tipping a full plate onto a waitresses serving tray and saying now go and get me a hot meal exactly as I have ordered it.
I had ordered a meal minus peas (which I cannot stand- the smell of them alone makes me feel very sick) they sent it out with peas - so it got sent back. They removed the peas rearranged the food on the plate thinking they could get away with that. They ahd missed half a dozen which they had moved some brocolli onto.
I asked for the manager, pulled a waitress to the table. Told her to lift her tray and then proceded to tip the contents of my plate over the tray and said "now you cant really give me back the same crap for a third time - either do the food as asked for or I don't pay the bill"
10 minutes later all the food was replaced cooked from fresh just as requested - when I went to pay - my payment was refused and a £10 gift voucher for my local Morrisons was presented to me as way of an apology.
It's always well worth standing up for yourself
Steph
if i got a really poor meal i`d be more inclined to walk out rather than keep sending it back...........dont fancy the taste of chef spit much :fuckinghell:
Quote by M&P cpl
I would say - from experience- one of the most omportant things for a girl in anal sex is (except positions which you can find in others posts) .... delicate foreplay concentrated on her annus. More the better
xxx
M
yeah i agree, mrs ninja loved her first anal, she was relaxed and horney as hell...lots and lots of rimming, fingering, and if he`s well endowed it helps if he puts his hand around his cock (porn star stylee) so only the head goes in, it can be done without any pain but takes a lot of fore play :twisted:
Quote by Colts23
Well, being a Euro boy myself now..........I find myself missing more and more things from back home everyday
Now, I know when we are surrounded by things everyday, we tend to take them for granted, but was wondering, what does everyone back home think they would miss if they emigrated ? :shock:
As silly as mine sound, it's the basic's I miss :(
British bread :upset:
Jelly tots :giggle:
Curly Wurlies
Occasional pot noodle when drunk :cheers:
Proper fresh milk to my house everday :fuckinghell:
Proper beer
Bacon!!!!!!!! :mrgreen:
and most importantly...........roast dinner's :upset: :doh: Would move back just for that :P
So what would you kiddy winks miss ?
yeah pot noodles...i love em they taste gorgeous
i wouldnt be able to eat em if they were called something else in another country ....they`d probably be called something like slag poots or something along those lines Quote by Tra-n-Leehow come i missed out, id have loved to get my ass out for the cam, someone give us a shout when your hain the next contest
Mens Final Results.
1st: Mal (40 Votes)
2nd: Jonathan (24)
3rd: Mr. 3someinpreston (10)
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In what was for a long time a tightly ran contest, Mal pushed away from the popular Jonathan to earn a clear win!
Ladies Semi-Final 1.
1st: Miss FeeBee (43)
2nd: NW-Rose (22)
3rd: Angel Chat (20)
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MissFeeBee continues to dominate the opposition with an emphatic win over strong opposition.
Ladies Semi-Final 2.
1st: Sarah (77)
2nd: PoohBear (60)
3rd: Mrs. 3someinpreston (18)
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Sarah held off the worth competition of PoohBear to win a 2-horse race.
Congratulations to Mal!
He wins the coveted "Swinging Heaven Male Rear of the Year 2005" title!!!
He can proudly declare himself to be the greatest ass in the forum... i think!
Runner-up Jonathan also gets a reward!
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The final of the long-awaited ladies competition will be fought between the lovely behinds of LadyFeeBee and Sarah!
Poll will be posted at 8pm and will last till 8pm Monday evening.
:D :D :D
Quote by Manolishi
the actual answer to the topic tho , hackers and peeps who create viruses tend to be the ultra intellegent computer whizzes, and i believe the main reason for them creating such pain in the ass`s is a kind of protest, because they hate microsoft, bill gates and windows, you have to remember that bil gates has kind of forced everyone to adopt windows interface (by giving it away free), and of course every thing has been designed to run on windows as a result, which just strengthens his grip, he`s monopolised this particular area of the computer world, and that would make you mad ........wouldnt it! (if you were a geek wanting to release a new operating interface like say "doors") you`d have no chance against a foe intent on releasing his for free,
or i mabey wrong
Not sure if I would completely agree with this. Fair enough, dear old Bill does come in for a lot of stick and people berate Microsoft at every oppertunity but at the end of the day, Microsoft is a company making money and truth be told, some of their products are pretty good.
It's a bit similar to Red Hat. When they first produced their Enterprise subscription, some people got irate saying that they had gone away from the meaning of true Open Source. However, they were, for a short period, subjected to malicious attacks, but only for a short time, until these individuals had said their piece.
A lot of hackers, just do it for the thrill and the challenge. A few years ago the main challenge for hackers was the VMS OS - why - purely because it was nigh on impossible to hack. But this was attempted by the really clever people, purely for the challenge. Nowadays, with so many GUI hacking tools around it is easier to hack less well protected systems and also produce viruses. The challenge is not there for the really clever people, thats why they don't really do it. The majority of hacks now are done by either criminals or small minded individuals who think it is a challenge to hack a system using automated GUI's etc.
I believe the viruses are mainly produced by kids. They do it because they can. It's as simple as that. It's a bit like boasting in the school playground - the difference being that they now boast in a virtual rather than real world.
So all in all, no - I don't reckon it's Bill's fault, it's just the nature of the beast.
Just my view - thats all
very good point! and im not against bill, his service to the world of computers has been incredible, but my point about bill`s business tactics are that on a whole we will only recieve products which he/microsoft want us too ie: if microsoft decide to dont want to improve on there design much and gradully release improvements, they have the power to do that, as the only real market leader.....while were on this techy kind of subject, it pisses me of that they (computer designers/ researchers) release newer versions in dribs and drabs ie: whenthe pentium chips started comming out, it was 400MZ then 3-6 months 600MHZ and so on.......just a gripe really, dont like the way the pc market is controlled, need loads of new blood
Bills a good lad really, wish i had his money and i`l bet he`s got some wicked gadgets in his house or would that be his island....the rich bastard :P
Quote by seagull69
I have always wondered whether the companies that sell anti viruse products also create the viruses
Ooooo conspiracy theory that would be good,
the actual answer to the topic tho , hackers and peeps who create viruses tend to be the ultra intellegent computer whizzes, and i believe the main reason for them creating such pain in the ass`s is a kind of protest, because they hate microsoft, bill gates and windows, you have to remember that bil gates has kind of forced everyone to adopt windows interface (by giving it away free), and of course every thing has been designed to run on windows as a result, which just strengthens his grip, he`s monopolised this particular area of the computer world, and that would make you mad ........wouldnt it! (if you were a geek wanting to release a new operating interface like say "doors"
) you`d have no chance against a foe intent on releasing his for free,or i mabey wrong
Quote by LilMissGullable
Well I'm gobsmacked........
I open my outlook express this afternoon.... to find a guy had sent me an email... Not only had he totally ignored what i had written on my profile (no cock pics, and if no face pic u dont get a reply)but i think his attitude stinks!!!!!!!
Is it really any wonder SOME guys get :censored: ignored?????
Email as follows.............
My name is XXXXXXXXX,
Please see my attcahed a cock pic you have received one already one already, then another is not attached.
1. I expect a pussy pic in return
2.I live in East London and and can travel
3. Once you have emailed me with you number I will send you my face pic
4. I dont do emails as they are a waste of time
5. I only respond to sms after you respond with your interest from this email and a mobile contact number
4 I DONT do teasing and a million questions
5.I just want to fuck and walk away
6. If you are the husband of couple making arrangements, I would a pic of the lady and achance to speak to her before I say yes and I will only do day time or week end visits
this is not you then please DONT respond
9. As a rule , I ONLY fuck ass and pussy,with absolute pleasure"!!!!!
10. I DONT DO INTERNET CAMPING
GENUINE, SO IF U R THEN YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ABOVE.
Is there really any need for it????? Maybe it "did" it for you lot... LOL If u want his addy, pm me LOL
these prats dont even think they are doing owt wrong, when me and mrs ninja have been chatting to couples on msn or the chat room weve had......."right straight down to business".
or even worse we got talkin to a couple in the chat room, who were fine ...as soon as we went on to msn, it appeared that HE had full control of the key board, and didnt want to chat at all...we just got "pic"......(few more friendly questions from us).... then "pic".thats all we kept getting, also does my tits in when the firsst thing someones asks you is to webcam, we like to have a nice chat see if we connect first...you can always tell from the tone of the conversation if theyre worth chattin to Quote by Dawn_Mids
be carefull mate, if dawn asks you to put a picture of your ass on , she`s likley to spank it with gusto, i`m still reeling from my whipping, i think she`s just after a slave to abuse pesronally, ah yes a dream worth dreamng :twisted:
:lol2:
I think I got carried away with my PM spanking you but still, you never objected :giggle:im not the submissive type, but for you dawn id gladly put a gimp outfit on and be whipped senseless :evil2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm not a mentor but if there is a burning question that you need a hand with, if you've still not had a reply from Mal then drop me a pm
be carefull mate, if dawn asks you to put a picture of your ass on , she`s likley to spank it with gusto, i`m still reeling from my whipping, i think she`s just after a slave to abuse pesronally, ah yes a dream worth dreamng :twisted:
Quote by Calista
how wonderfully considerate of you to complain!
Get well soon Mrs Ninja, I know only too well the pain of a kidney infection!
C x
noooooooo,,, sorry.... fucked off cause were gettin married and it had to happen now of all times, i`d even agreed to not drink alcohol so we could have mindblowing wedding night sex, it`l be mind blowing but with a dobber on
Quote by Phire
You have left it a bit late but find a salsa class, go along, see if you like it and if you do book a few private lessons with the teacher, you'll knock em dead if you can do it.
And salsa is suprisingly easy.
And dead sexy!!!
sorry to be dense, is salsa a fastish dance cause we need a slow one, with a bit of frills
Quote by angelnn66
thanx everyone for the advice .....and not a piss take in sight, y are you lot on your best behaviour....is it a conspiricy?! im all paranoid now lol, seriously tho, thanx alot, we wanted to do more than the "turning in circles dance". but from what you lot said, i rekon we should turn in circles like weve never turned b4.
I am on my best behaviour, yes, but also have to admit that I am really only following this thread because I can't take my eyes away from your avatar, Quimninja :inlove:
awwww thanx ...your a little angel
you dont think my bum looks big then :P Quote by Dawn_Mids
Just hold each other close and move round slowly. You don't need to move much at all. People won't be looking to see how well you dance, they will just want to see how happy and in love you are. A slow dance is just a snog to music really - don't let "performance anxiety" spoil your day.
Thats the best idea :thumbup:
You should have said a month or two ago. I've not danced in years but I could have given you lessons in most basic dances, such as a Waltz
awww Dawn wish id posted it b4 now as well, we could have had a night of dancing, can you do the lift out of dirty dancing :twisted:
thanx everyone for the advice .....and not a piss take in sight, y are you lot on your best behaviour....is it a conspiricy?! im all paranoid now lol, seriously tho, thanx alot, we wanted to do more than the "turning in circles dance". but from what you lot said, i rekon we should turn in circles like weve never turned b4.
ok ok, i know we left this a bit late, but we thourght it`d be easy, were getting married at the end of te month, and we came to practise/invent (ha ha) our dance and realised that we both have two left feet .....so thats four left feet people, any ideas of any sites with dance moves or any dances which will suit leanne rimes (how do i live), help needed for two crap formal dancers
