I think you guys are right. I shall have to do a chart.
I shall start right now by measuring it in it's flaccid state...
Aha! 4.5".
Now for the "hard" bit... any nice young ladies want to do the honours?
I should be so lucky.
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Thank you! Some genuinely helpful replies there. I've also been on Blue's site and read Roger's thoughts on meeting the girls on this site, which was very helpful.
I shall endeavour to try and be more polite and friendlier on these threads (although I'm still gonna put my optimistic "give us a shag" ads up. Just not in the forum!
), and I will start by apologising to Blue if I offended her.
Matt
I shall endeavour to try and be more polite and friendlier on these threads (although I'm still gonna put my optimistic "give us a shag" ads up. Just not in the forum!
), and I will start by apologising to Blue if I offended her.Matt
I've just one word to say to you...
Bollocks.
Explain the "attitude" I have, 'cos I haven't got a clue as to what the hell I've done wrong apart from be totally honest. Please don't give a response of "if you don't know what your problem is, then you're beyond help", 'cos I'm at a complete loss as to why I've offended you.
In my post I'm not promising anything beyond a good shag (and I am a considerate lover), and I'm not expecting anything else in return. Absolutely nothing. Christ almighty, there's thousands of blokes (and women) out there, who every night sleep with someone and then don't want to know in the morning. Surely, by laying out exactly what my intentions are on the table, I'm being a lot more respectful and not promising anything else.
Paying for a pro is NOT an option because it is degrading (to both parties), and I'd much rather have some ns fun with a girl who would ENJOY it too.
In summary, I'm just trying to get laid and there's absolutey nothing wrong with that whatsoever. I reiterate the point that so many women seem to post exactly the same kind of messages and no-one gets upset whatsoever.
Bollocks.
Explain the "attitude" I have, 'cos I haven't got a clue as to what the hell I've done wrong apart from be totally honest. Please don't give a response of "if you don't know what your problem is, then you're beyond help", 'cos I'm at a complete loss as to why I've offended you.
In my post I'm not promising anything beyond a good shag (and I am a considerate lover), and I'm not expecting anything else in return. Absolutely nothing. Christ almighty, there's thousands of blokes (and women) out there, who every night sleep with someone and then don't want to know in the morning. Surely, by laying out exactly what my intentions are on the table, I'm being a lot more respectful and not promising anything else.
Paying for a pro is NOT an option because it is degrading (to both parties), and I'd much rather have some ns fun with a girl who would ENJOY it too.
In summary, I'm just trying to get laid and there's absolutey nothing wrong with that whatsoever. I reiterate the point that so many women seem to post exactly the same kind of messages and no-one gets upset whatsoever.
You're on the wrong forum with an attitude like that
I've been told exactly that just about every time I've posted anything on this forum, but I'm just trying to be honest.
I'm really not into this for small talk or companionship, I just want a shag! What's so wrong with that? If you're not interested, then don't respond. Anyway, the title of this forum is "Let's Meet Up", not "Lets Flirt All Afternoon".
If it was the alien jibe that offended you, well... apologies. It was meant in a light-hearted manner - as in, "as long as you don't have three eyes and four legs, I'm game if you are".
Besides, it seems that the women on this site can demand pretty much anything they want (typically, "a big black guy with a big inch cock. No fatties"), and the men get shot down if they vocalise their preferences.
Well, in the spirit of this forum, I will resubmit my request:
I'm a 25 yo lad from Cambridge and I have today and tomorrow free during the day. I would like to meet a lovely young lady for ns sexy fun. I would rather you were a six foot blonde supermodel with enormous breasts and tight bum, and dressed in high heels and a miniskirt.
Matt
Hi
I'm 25, from the Cambridge area. I'm around all day today and all day tomorrow and can drive up to 60 miles to your place at the drop of a hat for some ns sexy fun.
I'm about good looking, medium to stocky build, 5'8, with blue eyes and blond hair. Nice-sized cock - not enormous but (along with my tongue) I know how to use it...
You can be any age but need to be:
Female(!)
Fun
Sorry for such a blunt ad, but I'm just up for some ns sex and sweet talking isn't really my thing!
Send me a reply soon and I'll send you a face piccie (no cock shots, but I assure you I'm no freak!). Don't mind if you don't have a photo, but I'm more likely to respond if I know you don't look like an alien!
I'm 25, from the Cambridge area. I'm around all day today and all day tomorrow and can drive up to 60 miles to your place at the drop of a hat for some ns sexy fun.
I'm about good looking, medium to stocky build, 5'8, with blue eyes and blond hair. Nice-sized cock - not enormous but (along with my tongue) I know how to use it...
You can be any age but need to be:
Female(!)
Fun
Sorry for such a blunt ad, but I'm just up for some ns sex and sweet talking isn't really my thing!
Send me a reply soon and I'll send you a face piccie (no cock shots, but I assure you I'm no freak!). Don't mind if you don't have a photo, but I'm more likely to respond if I know you don't look like an alien!
Hi Rudolf
I'm sorry I upset you, but my message was not meant to be offensive in any way. I've reviewed my message and realise that my "dodgy blokes like you" comment could've been misconstrued as a genuine dig at the people who use this site. I meant it only as a fun-poking jest.
Apologies. I shall repost the message without the poll if the site admin would be so kind as to remove this one.
Matt
I'm sorry I upset you, but my message was not meant to be offensive in any way. I've reviewed my message and realise that my "dodgy blokes like you" comment could've been misconstrued as a genuine dig at the people who use this site. I meant it only as a fun-poking jest.
Apologies. I shall repost the message without the poll if the site admin would be so kind as to remove this one.
Matt
Hi
I'm Matt. I'm a normal, fun, 24 yo guy from Cambridge who is after a bit of sexy fun on Wednesday 9th June. I can drive pretty much anywhere, but cannot accomodate.
If you're female and interested, message me with your details (a photo would be nice but not essential) and what you would like to happpen and I'll tell you more about me and send you a facial pic.
Bye!
Matt
I'm Matt. I'm a normal, fun, 24 yo guy from Cambridge who is after a bit of sexy fun on Wednesday 9th June. I can drive pretty much anywhere, but cannot accomodate.
If you're female and interested, message me with your details (a photo would be nice but not essential) and what you would like to happpen and I'll tell you more about me and send you a facial pic.
Bye!
Matt
