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Quote by JudyTV
If i find out that Becky TV has stolen our room she is in real trouble :P .
Judy

If I’ve taken the room I’m willing to swap with you and blue, but a surcharge will be involved. lol
Quote by JudyTV
I suppose there is always Maxwell's Chippy at a push. The chips were dreadful from there on Sunday night though.
Judy

Never had the chips from there the other nite but the hamburgers are very nice, Will have to try Maxwell’s pork sausage next (didn’t The Beatles write a song about it). confused
Has to be

when i look back, one of biggest regrets is i never flew in it.
Anyone on SH travelled in concorde? :mrgreen:
Quote by bluexxx
: .... where have all the fluffy rugs gone?????

On top of me head acting as a wig lol
Quote by kcshaggers
Most of them only spend it on fags, booze etc. mad

Well at least they don’t fritter it away. biggrin
Quote by Baggy Boy
Dear Moderator,
Could you please lock this thread, it has now had 1000 views in 2 days, I think it is all wanked out. Besides I am spending too much time keeping up with the posts. Be a nice person and just do it.
Your obedient servant
Baggy Boy
P.S. I might resurrect something similar when I have thought of something similar.

Will you -- LOCK this bloody thread, 25 more posts since I last asked, no posts - interest has waned
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I have things to go and do, but I can't leave until you -- LOCK IT, I'm addicted.
No keep it going it could be the new SH clock redface
Sorry Sorry
But seriously the clocks change this weekend don't forget
All over my home city and yours too properly, this ad has been appearing, as you can imagine it’s caught my eye. blink
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In fact I’ve nearly crashed my car 3 times today trying to read the billboard as I whiz by. Surely the advertisers must have been aware of the double meaning.
Like “Nibble Nobby’s Nuts”
OK SH is famed for its sophisticated sense of humour so lets forget that, Anyone know of other classic double-entendre in Ads.
Quote by Baggy Boy
The question is should I risk having a wank or not. rolleyes :roll:
Sensible answers only

After celebrating last nights win at craven cottage, I'd have thought you'd be all wanked out.
Seriously i wouldn't do it at work.
Quote by TallSexyLondon
Henman v Murray is on BBC2 now if anyone is interested...

AND eurosport 6-2 murray in the 1st
The 17th of December you say. Well, I can make it.
On that day I had invited Jose Mourinho, The Beckham’s, Prince William, Kid Creole and the Coconuts, Kate Moss, Saddam Hussein, Bono but not The Edge (never again), Sam Fox, John and Norma Major, Edwina Curry (the devil I am), Carrie Fisher. Beyonce Knowles and my mate Bob around for drinks and nibbles as we watched Match of the day. Sadly my mate Bob said he already had tickets for the Tranmere Rovers match, and he couldn’t be arsed to turn up at my place. Well, on hearing this all the others cancelled.
So my diary is now free for that date.
Quote by bluexxx
have a fag, and then move on to the next one.
Well, you did ask :shock: lol

I what sense do you mean have a fag?
Quote by JudyTV
.......your the desert honey......with Brandy sauce :P We all get a slice.
Judy

:eeek: No ones going to turn up now lol
I usually check I’ve paid her the right amount. lol
Seriously if it’s a one on one and no rush I love just cuddling, stroking, kissing each other, whispering nice things all the really soppy stuff but I love it, in fact its often more fun than the act its self.
As you know the weekend best for me, but gonna try my best to be there whatever the date. That's if i get an invite lol
Amazingly I’ve never seen the show. I don’t watch a lot of TV (television that is)
Sadly after reading about Stan ColXXore in one the sunday rags. I thought to myself i bet theres something on the internet to do with this :shock:
On my right hand I was born with five fingers so with a thumb that’s six digits.(sadly the extra finger was removed as a baby, wish they had kept it, weird)
As a kid got to meet my then hero James Hunt and got to sit in his Championship winning F1 car. I’ve also held aloft the European cup and the FA cup.
I’ve eaten a pork pie in a synagogue (well how was I to know).
Been in the crowd at Tiswas (never got selected to go in the cage)
I don’t own a pair of jeans.
I’ve been cautioned for Jaywalking (seems they don’t have much crime in America).
I’ve helped deliverer a baby.
Stuart Pearce owes his career to me? (he got lost on the way to one of his first game for Forest I showed him the way, don’t think Mr Clough would have liked him turning up late. May never have played again?)
Quote by mistress_sassy
Oooo you have been listening to those Domme Bitch lessons I've been giving you haven't you! lol
Go, Judy, Go! :lol:

After last night I can tell you that Judy has been listening and that you must be a good teacher. And now she’s got the photos to prove it. wink
Never worked out how to double quote: Maz wrote
We are awaiting our personal copies of the pics.... BTW the only splash we heard last nite was the rain so we assume the lock location worked
I’m afraid the rain did for our little photo session outside, but we more than made up for it indoors. biggrin
Thank you to Judy and alll that came along last night, I had great time cheers :cheers:. if your really really unlucky lol you may get to see some of the photos taken late in the night :shock: biggrin .
Worked for me cool , hope you didn't scare the deer with all that flashing (from the camara) going on smile
It rain enough at old trafford to stop us winning the ashes 3-1.......but who cares we still won um back 2-1 :shock: surprised smile biggrin lol rotflmao :bounce: :cheers: 69position hump :smoke: what day at the oval that was.
Quote by bigDewi69
Gonna sound lame, and made up, but I swear it's not.....
"I don't think that's gonna fit".

I had that said to me once.
OOH,, now i think about it, it was more like
"I don't think your very fit"
Quote by naughtynymphos1
any willing act, in my eyes, is ok even scat, so long as everyone is consenting adults then they are harming noone,

I have to agree as long as everyones adult and willing then let them get on with it. As for the video clip being shown to you on a mobile phone, well i've seen some shocking stuff but that was my choice. Had someone shown me it without let me know what it was about then i'd have gone feckin mad at them and if it had happen at work they be GONE GONE GONE.
I have no idea what type of car it is other than its called the Compact Pussycat but i fancy being Penelope Pitstop's car, but i'm more likely to be the Arkansas Chugabug lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
never rains in dudley
we're to poor to be able to afford water :lol2:

Move across the border into Brum we nick all our water from Wales. "Now there's lovely for you"