Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
rebecca_uk_tv
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
UK

Forum

Quote by Dino
All very interesting, but more importantly, when will the blue mushrooms be set free??

Time to round up on the Mods in here, been locked up for three days without a fair trial lol
Quote by Dino
Ah, but the cream always floats to the top............ lol lol lol lol

I thought it was scum that floated to the top bolt
glad you said that not me :shock:
Sorry if this has been done before had a search but couldn’t find anything.
Sitting here with to much time on my hands, I took a look at the members list. Kind of interesting if you like number crunching.
Currently 29472 members are registered with SH.
14125 Have never posted in the forum, not even so much as a hello.
Another 11977 members have posted but less than 10 times. Surely we couldn’t have scared them all away.
That leave’s us with 3370 members of which there’s a hardcore of 550 members with over 100 posts and a group of 104 SH ultras with over 1000 posts.
Well I thought it was interesting bolt
“Carol I’ll have two from the top and four others”
Did you know Des Lynham hosts it now? :shock: :
Quote by TopGun57
Hi all im new on here so thought i would say hi and start with a small question.
Thi site seames to be mainly adults on here between 25 and 45 baised an my little hunt. So to all you guy's and girls out there, Do you prefer to meet with others that are;
A) The same Age
B) Older more experianced
or C)Younger guy's/Girls to pass on your own secrets to...
Just wondered as im only.... well C...wink

Needs to add another option
A) The same Age
B) Older more experianced
C)Younger guy's/Girls to pass on your own secrets to...
D)All of the above
D it is :twisted:
Quote by Serendipity
I’m quite unanimous in this

Oh that's done it! I've seen a pic of you on SH, you looked great but now I am going to think of you in a blue wig and a Grace Brothers uniform forever!!! :shock:
Thanks for that I’ve been looking for ideas as to what to wear for my next photo Session lol
Quote by Missy
Oh it's good to have you back kiss

Cheers Missy It’s good to be kcab.
Quote by little gem
Been doing it for months if not years, in fact i think it use to be a fiver WAKE UP, HELLO, GET WITH THE PLAN lol

A bit harsh confused

OK a bit harsh I take it back, I blame all the drugs I’m taking, that and fact I’m a moody cow. redface
Well, I’m willing to go on a go slow in support of you, but I suspect it’ll be about 10 months before anyone notices the difference in my performance. lol
Upset now OK, I’ve always wanted to be the author of a locked thread, but now that this has become unlocked. I and I’m quite unanimous in this, feel left out and now I want to experience the rollercoaster ride of having a thread locked and then unlocked, so I demand my Blue Mushrooms thread is unlocked.
lol :P :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62541.html
Been doing it for months if not years, in fact i think it use to be a fiver WAKE UP, HELLO, GET WITH THE PLAN lol
Quote by DreamerHelen

I knew what a snowball was BTW but the rainbow kiss was a new one on me. :twisted:

I knew what both of them are and am just waiting for somebody to innocently enquire as to what the 'Dirty Sanchez' or 'Cleveland Steamer' entail*. :shock:
* if you don't know please don't ask, they're very sick and probably urban legends.
I know you said "Please don't ask" but you can't mention names like that in a sexual context and not expect someone to ask...... wink
Sooooooo what are the Dirty Sanchez and the Cleveland Steamer???
:twisted:
SEE 37 and 48

Has this subject at number 6 but call it Angel kissing
6 ANGEL KISS:
Performing oral on a woman while she is menstruating. See also RED WINGS
135 RED WINGS:
Going down on a woman who is menstruating will earn you a figurative set of these. Favorite of the Hells Angels and Norwegians.
Why The Fuck Norwegians?
And i thought the BOSTON STEAMERS were a baseball team, Number 23.
To see a friend well, I’d travel any distance.
To meet up with a newbie who maybe a timewaster/chancer, no more than 40 miles.
Over the weekend I cleared the garden of fallen leaves as I swept away I noticed lots of mushrooms had grown. It seemed a shame to waste them so I had them for my supper, they were ever so tasty.
And Mr Sparkles the yellow octopus who now lives in my top pocket agrees, He says we should have them for supper everyday. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
Sunday 6th (day or eve)
Friday 11th (eve)
Saturday 12th (eve)
Sunday 13th (day or eve)
Wednesday 16th (afternoon)
Wednesday 23rd (afternoon)
Saturday 26th (eve)
Sunday 27th (day or eve)

Maybe you should cross Saturday 26th off the list wink
Good job for everyone on SH i was sober when i posted that photo otherwise i may have removed the question mark lol :eeek:
It's the forum for me, i just don't get on with chatrooms not just SH chatroom any Chatroom. All that reading and typing very fast It's like being back at School.
It doz me hed in,,, anywazs Lik me iz nevva effa wenna sczool, innit. cool
Quote by naughtynymphos1
well i'm at work tonight so i'll prob spend most of tomorrow in bed, ermmm work saturday night so i'll sleep away most of sunday and hey guess what....i'm working sunday night too :shock: lucky me lol

Well I’m working tonight to, but got Saturday and Sunday off.
So I can wash the car, do some shopping, the house needs a tidy up, got to clear the garden of leaves, book said car for a service, have a ton of washing to do, followed by a ton of ironing to do all exciting stuff.
Spend few days in Dubai it’s a amazing place, but although I’ve never been there I’d rather get married in the Bahamas.
cool
Post Match Shag,
Booked a hotel on sat 12th for a bit of fun and games, then realized it’s In-Ger-Land v Argies :bounce: . So I’ll watch the match in the hotel have a few beers+ :beer: get drunk :crazy: , loss all my inhibitions (like I had any) And hopefully get hump .
Seriously if you’re an active disceet male or males, lady, tv or couple and fancy meeting a sub, goodlooking?, friendly (but drunk) TV for an evening of no pressure relaxed sexy fun, football chat and drinkies : then please get in touch, genuine folks only.
A number 422599
HI Ya all, i'd have love to have come, only i've got a man in that day. sad
Goodnews, is his concecting me to broadband cool
Hope you have a great time :beer:
Personally I save the good stuff for when I’m feeling well and can enjoy it. If I’m a little under the weather I go for a cheap scotch with a dash of peppermint, works for me.
I’ve got a 40 gig MP3 player in my motor with around 4,000 songs on it but more importantly loads of talk base radio such as plays, Book readings, Comedy must have around 200 just a minute shows the funniest thing on the radio. As a rule I tend to listen to speech when driving now a days. Sadly even got some old radio show I taped years ago transferred to MP3 Les Ross on BRMB, Charlie Wolf on Lazer558, And Steve Wright with Mr Anger and all the other characters from the 80’s, Now I really am an ANORAK. redface
Steff35,
The BBC had a definite change of polices a few years back and Radio 2 Became the new Radio 1, taking on a daytime format similar to the Radio 1, I guess we remember from earlier years. Steve Wright in the afternoon for example and a mix of music both modern and oldies. Where as Radio 1 nowadays, only tends to play stuff from past 3 years. So yeah, we’re all getting older but I think the station has changed just as much as you.
God bless him but I really don’t think you or myself would be listening to Radio 2 if Charlie Chester and such like were still on the air.
Although still love Annie Nightingale on Radio 1.