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Quote by walkingwonder
We only have pampas grass in our back garden.

What are your views on anal wink
I thought this too be a sharp and witty reply :haha: :haha: :wink:
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Had a look at the list, just a question who is Rebecce_etienne_tv? this isn’t my evil twin sister who escaped from the asylum a few months ago. If it is be afraid be very afraid and don’t what ever you do accept a gift from her. Yeah it seem innocent enough usually a box of scented candles but she’s an evil one my sister she adds a special potion to the candles which when lit cause people to run around the countryside wearing nothing but a hat. :twisted: lol
By the way this list is it in some kind of league table, with Judy, Blue and little gem, heading for the champions league, while I’m left flirting with relegation. :P :haha:
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Quote by tweeky
A heavy cummer is 11cc or more, 10cc the group got there name from this fact, The average man ejaculates around 10cc of sperm. :wanker:

How much is that in teaspoons? lol
I believe it is the same as a tea-spoon.
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nite pete, enjoy biggrin kinda strange to start a sleepless thread, (yes i'm to p155ed to spell insommniaya) and then 20 minutes later go of to bed. nite nite
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Quote by AndyS-NE
Which team do you follow?

Why of cause "the greatest team the world has ever seen" lol :lol:
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I'm not sleeplees just got in from the pub p155ed after being at the match, and still buzzing from a victory EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY never has 3 points so easily and gratefully received. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
We've not won many this season so i'm making the most of this one biggrin
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A heavy cummer is 11cc or more, 10cc the group got there name from this fact, The average man ejaculates around 10cc of sperm. :wanker:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Come in Rebecca !! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Take those high heels off and put your feet up!! :cheers:

YEAHHA biggrin
Cheers Sarge :cheers:
Feet up, shoes off, babysham in one hand and a cherry B in the other cool :lol: the weekend starts here.
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Here’s one of my occasional nonsense threads that got locked
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62541.html
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Hi Vicky and crew.
Hope you all have a fabulous time tomorrow (of cause you will). Really wish I could have been there would have been great to meet up again with some old, some new and some of the regular faces. Maybe next time, have a great time everyone and be lucky.
Love, hugs and kisses, Becky xx :love: passionkiss kiss
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Moments in love by the Art of noise.
I believe Madonna used it in one of her marriage ceremonies. But even before Madge used it I knew that would be the tune for me. Now all I need is to meet a nice girl I can call my wife, any takers. rolleyes
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Its reported Adam Faith’s last words where "Channel Five's all shit, isn't it?".
Mine will be something like “Inflammable, I’m right in thinking that means it can't catch fire?”
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Quote by freckledbird
He wouldn't be gay if a woman had sex with him, would he?

Yes this sommot that really gets my goat or and indeed yanks my chain, Gay men who say they are gay when they’re clearly Bi-sexual mad . Anyway on with the thread. :P
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Please note before analyzing these answers you should be aware it's 3AM and I’ve just stumbled in p1ssed as newt
1 - Are you male/female/couple?
None of the above, transsexual
2 - How many munches have you attended?
One
3 - What is the typical/average time lapse between the munches you have attended?
Imposable to judge at the moment as I have only been to one so my next attendants at a munch is incalculable, but it could be soon.
4 - After attending your first munch (not including people you already knew or have had sex with or people you have already arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with as a direct result of attending the munch
1
5 - As a result of attending a subsequent munch (not including people you had already met at a previous munch/socially or already have had sex with or arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with directly as a result of attending that munch?
None as I’ve not been to another munch, as a result of the people I met at the munch, many social evenings have been arranged (not munches) via swinging heaven, I have had sex with other people lets say conservatively 6. It depends on what you call sex, full on sex I would say 6, wank buddies, flashing, voyeur and oral sex a lot a lot more.
6 - What do you estimate to be the typical number of attendees at the munches you have attended
Between 100-150 I feel it would have been rude to go round counting each individual.
7 - What would you estimate to be the typical % of attendees you get to know at a munch?
Well saying there where 100 people, I would say 5 percent personally, but via the SH forum I feel I know them all.
8 - Do you ever arranged to meet a person/people who you have not met at a munch?
YES and what’s it too you, all these feckin questions don’t you know there’s wrestling on the telly and me kebab is getting cold.
9 - How many munches would you estimate you will be attending this year?
Out and out munchies None, I’m skint and nobody likes anyway. As for social group meetings via swinging heaven hopefully lots and lots.
10 - What is your primary reason for attending a munch?
It’s good excuse to get dressed up. Look glamorous, meet new friends have a bloody good time and may be turn a straight guy bi-sexual “I never thought I’d ever fancy a guy but you look hot” job done.
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On my men or my trannies I like them small to medium it’s amazing how good your tits look guys by shaving or after a few months hormone treatment. As for my women I like em big ‘n’ bouncy, but not exclusively.
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Quote by qwirtle2
Lol thats just greedy!
But totally justified, hmm I wonder if its reason enough to become a TV.....

Sorry for the thread hi-jack but I should reply.
Well, I have been known to be a bit of a greedy girl in my time wink , and as for becoming TV, come on in the waters lovely biggrin
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Being a Tranny I get another go, the day I came out and my live really began.
Firestarter by Prodigy cool HELL YEAH.
:thumbup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Whiter shade of pale by Procol Harum,
This is interesting as now a days I get all my girlfriends wink from an escort agency call Procall Harem lol :lol: :lol: .
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Not to great if you’re watching the calories but cheese on toast with lashings of Worcester sauce. It's better than sex, well it's better than sex with me, anyway lol
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Quote by dambuster

By the way anyone out there wanna give me a hug :therethere: i need it

Here you go
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Have a couple from someone you don't know.
They're sometimes the best kind of hug wink
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Thanks for the hug Dammie biggrin
Well, so far today hasn't been to bad, but i've got to go to work tonight and i just know something shity gonna happen there, it always does lol
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Also I suspect that at this time of the year most doggers sit in the carparks with the engine running to avoid getting there nuts/tits frozen off, all that exhaust fumes can’t be good for the environment. But as spring has nearly sprung and warmer nights are on the way even I might venture for a little al-fresco fun and games. wink :twisted: cool
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Thanks for the links Jude, very interesting
Biorhythms are interesting my efficiency is high and general wellbeing is good except for my emotions which is minus100 percent today, it says emotional, you want to hind away in the furthest corner, do it because it’s going to be a bad day. And it gets better lol because it says tendency: Declining and getting worse. Add that to my dream about being back at school which says
School
To dream that you are in school, signifies feelings of inadequacy and childhood insecurities that have never been resolved. It may relate to anxieties about performance and abilities. You may also be going through a "spiritual learning" experience. If you are still in school and dream about school, then it will naturally serve as a backdrop to your dream world. Alternatively, a dream that takes place in school may be a metaphor for the lessons that you are learning from your waking life.
Inadequacy and childhood insecurities, anxieties about performance and abilities, just what I wanted to hear.. :shock:
Well it’s little wondered I decided to take a few months off the scene. Anyhoo can’t stay here chit chatting got to go away and batten down the hatches it’s a bumpy ride ahead. From now on every time I hear a Bon Jovi song I’m going to burst into tears, LIVING ON A PRAY never seem so apt. Hope this is all a spiritual learning experience or a metaphor for the lessons that you are learning from your waking life.
By the way anyone out there wanna give me a hug :therethere: i need it
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Thanks Jude if you could find the website I will be grateful as I’m interest to find if there’s any meaning to this or other dreams I’ve had in the past, and I’m sure it’s not just a trannie thing.
Further to my dream I also remember Jon Bon Jovi saying in the dream “how much he liked radio Shropshire” whats up with that confused :shock: rolleyes lol :lol: :lol:
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Just had my mid afternoon siesta, and for some reason I spent the 20 or so minutes I was asleep, discussing the environment with Jon Bon Jovi whilst walking around my old school. Even as I type this the dream is still vivid. Why Bon Jovi I’m no fan of his nor had I just heard a song of his on the radio and why discuss the environment OK if it was Bono in my dream then yes talking about ecological matters would make sense. And why be at my old school I’ve only ever been back once in the 20 years since I left and Bon Joni hadn’t been heard of when I was at school so it’s not like any of his songs would bring back school day memories.
Strange all very strange if anyone out can find a meaning for my dream I’d love to here it. Also what’s the strangest dream you can remember a dream that made no sense at all. confused
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Quote by duncanlondon
Must translate to plum. so any shade of purple.

I’m a devotee of A, I've got plums and purples my favourite colour so I guess that makes sense. cool
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Don’t you find it’s annoying when people add things to a thread that carries no relevance to the subject and then carry on hi-jacking the thread?
Quote by JudyTV

6) If you get a taxi to Birmingham right now I will reimburse you the fare when you arrive. ( These usually arrive as a reply to my ad at around 2am, you just so know his wife is at her sisters for the night and he has a masive hard on)
Jude.

Yeah sorry about that Jude Wont do it again lol :lol: :lol:
Rebecca, you owe me because when I arrived at your house you had gone out. plus a tip of £5 and the return fare. I got the return trip at a very large disgraceful discount because we stopped for a nice long break at Knutsford Services and spent some time in the picnic area rolleyes wink . I cant possibly describe on open forum what I had to do to earn this discount :gagged: :censored: . However, you can repay me at the NW munch. Your a bad girl, no change there then honey smackbottom :wink:
Jude.
A 5 pound tip on a journey of nearly 80 quid, you tight cow :P , 10 percent at least, that’s what I expect when I charge for a ride. Talking of which, Jude have they finish rebuilding the bridge over the canal, only all that noise and disruption is certain turning the punters away. innocent :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
Sorry, I’ll go away and think of a useful contribution. :notes:
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Quote by JudyTV

6) If you get a taxi to Birmingham right now I will reimburse you the fare when you arrive. ( These usually arrive as a reply to my ad at around 2am, you just so know his wife is at her sisters for the night and he has a masive hard on)
Jude.

Yeah sorry about that Jude Wont do it again lol :lol: :lol:
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In a further reply well I’m single, 30something, not hairy, not too far away, not too stewpit lol or too posh, own teeth, hair (plus several wigs) and legs. I’m over 5 foot 8 (near to 6 foot in my heels) I’m bisexual, open minded I like clubs and groups, sunsets, music, candlelight, country walks, days at the beach, puppy dogs, the smell of freshly cut grass and the smell of fresh cooked bread, sunrises, holding hands, dreams, Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, I’m not into yoga and have half a brain. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with string, These are a few of my favourite things.
Don’t know if this makes me a sexy fella? , but it sure as hell makes for a sexy tranny! wink
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