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robhambledon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · North Lanarkshire

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Quote by dekntan
it must be a very cultured ? that is`nt your mouth biggrin

flipa :flipa: wanna find out wink
:undecided:
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
okay,okay only because you insist :thumbup:
Quote by dekntan
im having my own share no one elses i cant help it if my share is just a bit larger than others rotflmao

yes you showed the pictures last week lol
Quote by dekntan
it must be a very cultured ? that is`nt your mouth biggrin

flipa :flipa: wanna find out wink
:undecided:
Quote by dekntan
h-x that was what i was thinking too

:giggle: :giggle:
your only doing that because your having my share.........I`m sure you are confused
Quote by dekntan
When I was a kid I used to love a jam and cucumber sandwich or two - yummy!
:idea: Right - off to the supermarket to buy some cucumber. smile
Russell

i have a better use for cucumbers :twisted: :twisted:
would that be with the crusts cut off biggrin
yuk dont want owt crusty going with the cucumber :shock: has to be nice and cold to straight from the freezer good
ahh the ice maiden cumeth
tis a cold cumpress :twisted:
sounds deliciously cool and moist wink
i dont eat it well not with my mouth anyway :wink: :shock:
Quote by dekntan
what is the statisitic for those who have had sex more than once today???? :shock:
would that be the lucky,lucky,lucky so and so statistic?
bolt
Quote by dekntan
When I was a kid I used to love a jam and cucumber sandwich or two - yummy!
:idea: Right - off to the supermarket to buy some cucumber. smile
Russell

i have a better use for cucumbers :twisted: :twisted:
would that be with the crusts cut off biggrin
yuk dont want owt crusty going with the cucumber :shock: has to be nice and cold to straight from the freezer good
ahh the ice maiden cumeth
tis a cold cumpress :twisted:
sounds deliciously cool and moist wink
Quote by dekntan
When I was a kid I used to love a jam and cucumber sandwich or two - yummy!
:idea: Right - off to the supermarket to buy some cucumber. smile
Russell

i have a better use for cucumbers :twisted: :twisted:
would that be with the crusts cut off biggrin
yuk dont want owt crusty going with the cucumber :shock: has to be nice and cold to straight from the freezer good
ahh the ice maiden cumeth
Quote by dekntan
When I was a kid I used to love a jam and cucumber sandwich or two - yummy!
:idea: Right - off to the supermarket to buy some cucumber. smile
Russell

i have a better use for cucumbers :twisted: :twisted:
would that be with the crusts cut off biggrin
Quote by dekntan
On my mind right now is someone gorgeous from here who I had the pleasure of meeting via cam a little while ago redface Been in touch quite a while now and I love it when my little red flashy thing goes off lol
Oh and also on my mind is my stomach, it feels like my throats being cut at the mo so, what can I have to eat??

sounds fun biggrin :D im getting hungry to cant afford takeaway again this week tho :shock:
if you let me i will make you a jamie oliver meal
Quote by dekntan
you???? redface

doing??????
me!!!!!!!!!!
ok maybe dont answer that :shock:
you rude boy get straight to my room
I1m waiting on you
feck you got ur own key now to :shock:
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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you???? redface

doing??????
me!!!!!!!!!!
ok maybe dont answer that :shock:
you rude boy get straight to my room
I1m waiting on you
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redface what would make you think that?
i didnt think he just started singing in my head :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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so you guys find teeth a little scarey biggrin do they hurt dunno

Only if you bite really hard :shock:
guess nut crunching out the question then :D :D :D :D
so long as you don`t have teeth like the vamp lol
wanna see my fangs do ya :D :D :D
go on then!
Quote by dekntan
you???? redface

doing??????
me!!!!!!!!!!
ok maybe dont answer that :shock:
Quote by dekntan
Um yes and underwear kept on put pushed to one side redface

this is how we have sex most nights surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: dek says nickers definately have to stay on n get pushed to the side tho :thumbup:
Oooh Mar and Tan definitely agree! I just love partly dressed sex and the knickers pushed to one side - pink pants.....
Being that kinda girl, I have been known to tell FB's off for trying to remove my knickers too soon :lol2:
pink x
Ive only had naked sex twice in 3 weeks and both times was not with dek :shock: :shock: hmmm does that say something confused:
thats the breathless type then ?tan
god knows ones a reg f/b who actually says he prefers skin to skin ok but it gets boring after a while right other was just today n mmmmmm yes i got a little breathless and he got smothered by my chest biggrin
the lucky,lucky,lucky,lucky,lucky,lucky,lucky,lucky,lucky..............lucky,lucky,lucky bandit mad
Quote by dekntan
so you guys find teeth a little scarey biggrin do they hurt dunno

Only if you bite really hard :shock:
guess nut crunching out the question then :D :D :D :D
so long as you don`t have teeth like the vamp lol
Quote by dekntan
Um yes and underwear kept on put pushed to one side redface

this is how we have sex most nights surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: dek says nickers definately have to stay on n get pushed to the side tho :thumbup:
Oooh Mar and Tan definitely agree! I just love partly dressed sex and the knickers pushed to one side - pink pants.....
Being that kinda girl, I have been known to tell FB's off for trying to remove my knickers too soon :lol2:
pink x
Ive only had naked sex twice in 3 weeks and both times was not with dek :shock: :shock: hmmm does that say something confused:
thats the breathless type then ?tan
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so you guys find teeth a little scarey biggrin do they hurt dunno

oooohhhhhhhhhhh AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee
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a man could get lost or go deaf in there.........but still really enjoy himself

I knocked a man out with em once whilst i was sat riding him so they do come with a health warning
is the health warning on the top or on the side rolleyes
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a man could get lost or go deaf in there.........but still really enjoy himself
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any chance of a nuzzle? :inlove:

as long as you dont bite
only if you ask me in a husky breathless way...........you like when you`ve been out jogging and wish you had`nt??? :P
huh huh huh ple...huh huh..se ..dont.huh..uh..bite..uh..uh...me...uh...call....9..9...9....uh...uh....can.....t.uh...brea..the
lame attempt i no biggrin :D :D :D would collapse if i went out jogging :shock: :shock:
uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............shit that was good for me...........still want me to call 999
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any chance of a nuzzle? :inlove:

as long as you dont bite
only if you ask me in a husky breathless way...........you like when you`ve been out jogging and wish you had`nt??? :P
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Absolutely love it!!
It turns me on more giving than being on the recieving end! If I'm not horny (which is a once in a blue moon occurence), all Den has to do is grab me by the hair and push me down and I can't get enough!! wink redface
I actually end up getting told to bugger off, as I ask to do it so much, there's only so much he can take!
Mmmmmm, I think I'll go and do it now.....

next time he says bugger off just pm me and I`ll make myself available biggrin