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robhambledon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · North Lanarkshire
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Quote by BIoke
.... Like freerunners have the "glyph"....
What's one of those?
I find just asking helps. In places like Tescos and the like a subtely placed question in the vegetable aisle like "excuse me *sir/madam, does your *handsome/beautiful *husband/wife like cock and if so, can we do it while you help?" (*delete accordingly) tends to work a treat. It's all in the tone of voice though so be careful how you go about it. Avoid asking this anywhere near the cucumbers as that would make it cheap and nasty
yes and don`t forget courgettes have feelings too!
Good luck :thumbup:
Quote by OnlyUs
One night, in the pub, chatting to a friend about someone who worked for me and not being that polite about them as, in truth, they were not very good.
My mobile phone picked up me speaking their name on "voice dial" and called them without my knowledge and the call lasted 20 minutes......
The next day they were a little unhappy and mentioned I called them from the pub. No idea what they heard....
Even today I do not use voice activated dialing for this reason, and if I need to talk about someone I still check phone isn't on..... And if meeting playmates the phone is fully off! lol!
i can so relate to that my business partner and i were discussing one of our employees, who i had just finished having a mobile phone conversation with, i had put the mobile in my top pocket after the call and must have leant against ladders or something and managed to re-dial, needless to say he was not chuffed about what we actually thought of him..lolstrained employer to employee relations for a while
Quote by GnV
How did you know she farted?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: absolutely brilliant...had me in absolute stitches, just picking myself off the really cheered me up.
Quote by fem_4_taboo
didnt the scottish people want their own government??
lol that was probally what the government told them
xx fem x
your probably right it was...look at all that lovely tax payers money that they`ve spent building a complete carbuncle of a talking shop, employed yet more politicians ( David Cameron and others saying that westminister is to big i.e too many politicians) and of course the bane of everyones life yet more civil servants ( have yet to meet one who was civil incidently).
yes the Guaranteed lies are of course the political party Manifesto....
within weeks/months of coming to power, you can Guarantee that the Manifesto will be quietly with a loud bang be dropped in the circular file...the reasons?..the world has changed, the political landscape is`nt the same...and the best one of all
We have listened to the people and the people need/want change.
And can someone please tell me why we in Scotland need a seperate government? which is always going to be at odds with whatever party is in residence at Westminister, who in turn are going to be at odds with Brussels/Strasbourg......where i ask is the political sense in all this?
ok rant over, anyone for a glass of wine?
within weeks/months of coming to power, you can Guarantee that the Manifesto will be quietly with a loud bang be dropped in the circular file...the reasons?..the world has changed, the political landscape is`nt the same...and the best one of all
We have listened to the people and the people need/want change.
And can someone please tell me why we in Scotland need a seperate government? which is always going to be at odds with whatever party is in residence at Westminister, who in turn are going to be at odds with Brussels/Strasbourg......where i ask is the political sense in all this?
ok rant over, anyone for a glass of wine?
I`m worried about my oldest son who for different reasons I wont go into just now is arranging via his laptop to meet with other boys to fight...now to find out where these meets are taking place i need to access his chat logs but because he has password enabled his laptop i cant access it, i can access his lap top through the guest slot but ?????...can any one help?
Quote by brumcock
I was 14, What a shock :shock: after that could not stop, 3-4 times a dayIt was like a hobbie :P
brumcock that was so me too!!!
actually after that and all through high school i had a permanent hard-on or so it felt, just needed a girl to look my way or even the female teacher to be leaning over me to explain something, especially if it was said in that confidential tone that they used to use. 
to your wife/husband or partner that you would like them to join you at a swinging event. how do you broach the subject?
what if there reaction is to start screaming and shouting and calling you a pervert??
what if they say yes ?...after you pick yourself up what do you say?
just a few rambling thoughts from a would be rambler.
what if there reaction is to start screaming and shouting and calling you a pervert??
what if they say yes ?...after you pick yourself up what do you say?
just a few rambling thoughts from a would be rambler.
Quote by BIoke
I wouldn't want anyone to have a cuppa with me if they aint interested in fucking me.
I am about to spend a weekend with a group of swingers and I won't be having a cuppa with any of them !!
well thats kinda hit the nail on the proverbial head. cheers splendid...it don`t come anymore candid than that :2fingers:
It's funny - she's not usually that candid :rascal:
do you mean she usually beats about the ...erm bush :smile2:
Quote by splendid_
I wouldn't want anyone to have a cuppa with me if they aint interested in fucking me.
I am about to spend a weekend with a group of swingers and I won't be having a cuppa with any of them !!
well thats kinda hit the nail on the proverbial head. cheers splendid...it don`t come anymore candid than that :2fingers:
okay , you`ve chated and exchanged messages, you`ve arranged the time and place to meet.
you turn up early , so that you can see this person/persons first, you catch a glimpse or you even here them talking ...you`ve taken an instant dislike to them now that you`ve met them in person as it were.
would you be a total git if you immediatley made your excuses and left...or would you spend some time with them?
you turn up early , so that you can see this person/persons first, you catch a glimpse or you even here them talking ...you`ve taken an instant dislike to them now that you`ve met them in person as it were.
would you be a total git if you immediatley made your excuses and left...or would you spend some time with them?
just my thingQuote by Resonance
I always though this wee boy looked like he hadnt even reached puberty, let alone be capable of fathering a baby......poor thing....I do feel sorry for him having been caught up in all this
Hopefully he has leant a lesson or two as well...poor lad.
Ste
Yep, that may well be the best thing that comes out of all this.
At least he can spend his pocket money on footy stickers and go go's as opposed to pampers and nipple pads.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....niiippplllee paaads
