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robhambledon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · North Lanarkshire

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sorry folks but as a driver of a big black BMW i have to go against the thread so far...i have found that since i started driving my beamer i get all sorts of folk and in partcular women who basically want to take me on in how fast they can get me to get out of their way? mad
now being a Knight of the road (and being too long in the tooth) i always treat people with curtesy and GTF out of their way biggrin ....oh and then give them a right good old ahem "fingering" ahem surprised
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Democracy?...you don`t live in a Democracy if you thinkthat you are then the politicians have done their jobs and have well and truly pulled the wool over your eyes.
as to the irish vote...did not the French and germans vote against the European Treaty ( read Lisbon Treaty) unfortunately the pro european politicians within most of the union countries are in the majority in positions of power and are determined to push through a european super state come what may... so I re-iterate Democracy what Democracy!!!

French and Dutch
biggrin I stand corrected..but in true european stylie
Democracy?...you don`t live in a Democracy if you thinkthat you are then the politicians have done their jobs and have well and truly pulled the wool over your eyes.
as to the irish vote...did not the French and germans vote against the European Treaty ( read Lisbon Treaty) unfortunately the pro european politicians within most of the union countries are in the majority in positions of power and are determined to push through a european super state come what may... so I re-iterate Democracy what Democracy!!!
Its hard to distinguish when he is being funny or being crude about things and its bloody hard to read. Many times i have started arguements because i have took things hes said in email or text the wrong way rolleyes :roll:

biggrin is`nt that because your a woman? :shock:
lets look at this in reverse........i like to go uo to my woman and put my arms around her and say how much i would really like to have sex with her right now
her usual response is can`t you see I`m feeding the kids,putting a wash on, hoovering, making beds right now sad
so off i go grab myself a beer, put the football on, get the feet up and down she trots and says , cor you look great today rolleyes
women I just don`t understand them!.....in the middle of the title run in mad
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i dont have a milk man or local butcher now (i live within 10 min walking distance of 3 large supermarkets)
but as for being "knobbed by" redface
milkman
company reps (selling things)
workmen (working on the house)
window cleaner
meter reader
removal men
gardener
an inspector :shock:
i could go on but its starting to look bad bolt

how about an electrician rolleyes
ok....heres a serious question...my partner and i have not had sex for 4 months ..how can we rekindle the passion????
well done to you jaymar, we have i think lost the basics of common curtesy in this country..and this is a root cause of a lot of the problems of crime and dare i say it integration of ethnic communities ( who on the whole i find to be better mannered than the rest of us injuns).. i always give up my seat on the bus or train to women ( yes i no chauvinist) and especially the elderly, i always greet people with good morning or hello including complete strangers ( which sadly my children find horrifying).
i do strongly believe that manners maketh man /woman
i think your treading on dangerous ground here if you work with this person....she`s probably right you will be awkward around each other afterwards ( it`s only natural if you work with other people as well)
i`ve known people in a similar situation ( office party aftermath banghead )
but then again if your both up for it and .....well to hell and back again with the consequences biggrin ...enjoy each other ..no regrets then :rascal:
out of the office scene too...only I am now the employer....nobody wants to slobber over me unless i`m putting my hand in my pocket to buy more alchol...lol
in the same way us men don`t read a map...even when we are lost..sorry exploring a different route
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My missus is on strike this year after me and our son were taking the piss out of her sat in our car about a month ago.....hence i now cook it or we dont eat confused
Dont get me wrong, i can knock up a chilli or spag bol no probs, but i havent got a scooby where to start for a christmas dinner.
Chicken & mushroom pie, chips & beans it is then lol
Anyone have "an idiots guide to cooking xmas dinner"? rolleyes

xmas dinner is easy ffsyes ..send out for n indian..lol
does ur indians open xmas day then cool
aye..ah mean yes ...and the chinese
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My missus is on strike this year after me and our son were taking the piss out of her sat in our car about a month ago.....hence i now cook it or we dont eat confused
Dont get me wrong, i can knock up a chilli or spag bol no probs, but i havent got a scooby where to start for a christmas dinner.
Chicken & mushroom pie, chips & beans it is then lol
Anyone have "an idiots guide to cooking xmas dinner"? rolleyes

yes ..send out for n indian..lol
xmas dinner is easy ffs
well are you looking forward to the office/works xmas party...or dreading it?.
you know you can get drunk and tell the boss or bosses what you think of him/her/them and blame it on the drink!!
..or hit on the sexy guy/chick you `ve been slobbering over all year...and blame it on the drink if it does`nt go to plan.........or if it goes to plan???
..or can`t you wait/dread taking up where you left off last xmas office/work party?