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12 Dec 2007

x_fanny_x if u pm me who it was that helped u i will give a donation to

11 Dec 2007

Quote by X_fanny_x
just got outta dek out what one of my presents is
same as the last 5 years
any pearl ones? :shock:
a necklace
how many heads do i have
a ring
a bracelet
ear rings
nope il just keep buying necklaces til she sinks the sod said :lol: :lol: :lol:
predictable men

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17 Nov 2007

yeah...I get that feeling around about the same time as I get fed up breathing redface

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Nope, absolutely not, no people whatsoever within a ten-mile radius of you. Move to the Outer Hebrides - there are sheep.

what have the poor sheep ever done to you to deserve a bunch of nymphos coming up chasing them round the glens....ken?

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan

in a strong scottish accent....mebbes aye....mebbes naw

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan

you met him?

yup
and

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
can I go to the other side?

dirty bastad :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
its been said before :shock:
That soooo does not suprise me cool

would you like to find out?????
:lol: :lol: :lol: u offering
as kenny dalgliesh once famously said

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
if wanking causes friction and friction causes heat ....how many wanks boil a kettle?......and is this a solution to global energy production?

depends on speed vs friction i need a clever person to tell ya rolleyes

shall i write to gordon broon about it ...or do you think he has already thought about ...seeing as he is one cool

:roll: :roll: :roll: he is actually a nice man
you met him?

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
can I go to the other side?

dirty bastad :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
its been said before :shock:
That soooo does not suprise me cool

would you like to find out?????

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
if wanking causes friction and friction causes heat ....how many wanks boil a kettle?......and is this a solution to global energy production?

depends on speed vs friction i need a clever person to tell ya rolleyes

shall i write to gordon broon about it ...or do you think he has already thought about ...seeing as he is one cool

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
can I go to the other side?

dirty bastad :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
its been said before :shock:

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16 Nov 2007

if wanking causes friction and friction causes heat ....how many wanks boil a kettle?......and is this a solution to global energy production?

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
a wank a day keeps the blues at bay

what does 10 wanks a day keep away surprised

ops:

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
even my dog comes in the bathroom when im in the bath and wont leav until i do :shock:

thats no way to refer to dek mad

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16 Nov 2007

a wank a day keeps the blues at bay redface

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
whats a nanny goats plunkers????

think about a nanny goat??? :doh:
usually served with stewed prunes...

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16 Nov 2007

can I go to the other side? biggrin

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
whats a nanny goats plunkers????

think about a nanny goat???

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16 Nov 2007

doh!!!

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16 Nov 2007

ours were shit with suger followed by nanny goats plunkers rolleyes

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
ya supposed to be on my side :cry: :cry: :cry:

just the side? surprised

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16 Nov 2007

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
men and shoes :x :x :x in my house the shoebox and coat rack are in the front passage so why is it after 5 years dek still forgets this and leaves his shoes coats elsewhere normally in middle of some floor or hung over a radiator if he does this tonight am guna bin em :x

why have a woman in the house if she won`t pick up after us......be as wel going back to mum :x

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