If you could be someone else for one day.....

10 Dec 2007

who would you be and why??
I think I would like to be quality control taste tester in a jaffa cake factory biggrin

either that or a health and safety officer that found something to close the marmite factory down forever!!!! muahahahahahahahahaha!!
*twirls villains moustache in a evil villainous way*

10 Dec 2007

Anyone really extrovert
Cos Im not! lol

10 Dec 2007

Quote by helnheaven
Anyone really extrovert
Cos Im not!

Can I be the opposite?? Really introvert.. cos I'm not??
Imitation is sincere.. I tried once recently to not speak/interrupt or comment on events for 2 hours. Failed gloriously. :lol: Never could stand pregnant pauses...
Thanks for the inspiration.
cool

10 Dec 2007

Quote by helnheaven
Anyone really extrovert
Cos Im not!

like Jeremy Beadle??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

10 Dec 2007

Quote by Jags
Anyone really extrovert
Cos Im not!

Can I be the opposite?? Really introvert.. cos I'm not??
Imitation is sincere.. I tried once recently to not speak/interrupt or comment on events for 2 hours. Failed gloriously. :lol: Never could stand pregnant pauses...
Thanks for the inspiration.
cool

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Dont ever try to change who you are kiss

10 Dec 2007

Primeminister, sort the bloody country out!. Take more than a day though!.

10 Dec 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
Anyone really extrovert
Cos Im not!

like Jeremy Beadle??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hes just plain mad! :lol:

10 Dec 2007

Quote by browning
Primeminister, sort the bloody country out!. Take more than a day though!.

I think when every new PM takes over office they say the exact same thing lol

Is Browning...long for Brown???? wink

11 Dec 2007

Quote by helnheaven
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Dont ever try to change who you are

Never have, never will! Thanks for not being offended.
:inlove:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by Jags

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Dont ever try to change who you are

Never have, never will! Thanks for not being offended.
:inlove:
Takes much more than that to offend me :kiss:

11 Dec 2007

I'd be Markz, so i can deactivate his account and get an ASBO banning him from Bedfordshire biggrin

11 Dec 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd be Markz, so i can deactivate his account and get an ASBO banning him from Bedfordshire

Awww poor old Markz
But that tickled me

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

11 Dec 2007

I would love to be Vert2go for a day biggrin

I really want to experience what it feels like to have a penis :wanker:
What its like to try & hide a hard on at the swimming baths or the beach redface

To understand the feeling of having my penis do the thinking for me :twisted:
Even to be kicked in the balls :shock:
And then to experience a blow job blast

11 Dec 2007

my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on ..... biggrin

to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women..... cool

how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of...... evil

to work out how the male brain works rolleyes

men interest me full stop am i wierd

11 Dec 2007

I'd like to be a woman for the day BUT I don't think I'd leave the house lol

11 Dec 2007

Quote by de_sade
I was originally going to say I would like to be a woman for a day, but to be honest, apart from experiencing a female orgasm for myself thinking about shoes all day, or chocolate, or soap operas or jabbering on incessently about how bad my lot / PMT / kids are / is and how infuriating men are really would be a waste of my time.
So instead I'd like to be something much more interesting instead...Like a pencil sharpener

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd be Markz, so i can deactivate his account and get an ASBO banning him from Bedfordshire

Can I be your secretary?? wink

:roll: :roll:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by X_fanny_x
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on .....
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women.....
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of......
to work out how the male brain works
men interest me full stop am i wierd

No you're not, it would be fab to be a bloke for a day... get to hang out on sofa ALL day, watching TV, pumping.. (yes you men do that), you may wander into kitchen see what the wifey has left for you to eat, then have a tickle of your tadger before she comes home to make your tea. :sticky:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on .....
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women.....
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of......
to work out how the male brain works
men interest me full stop am i wierd

No you're not, it would be fab to be a bloke for a day... get to hang out on sofa ALL day, watching TV, pumping.. (yes you men do that), you may wander into kitchen see what the wifey has left for you to eat, then have a tickle of your tadger before she comes home to make your tea. :sticky:
or do what dek did this morning .......we were up late as my brother got rushed to hospital and i stayed up to wait for news woke up this morning late for school and with a throat like sand paper :crazy: said to dek (with car) can you take him cos i feel like shoite nah get a taxi up am staying in bed :doh: so 6 quid taxi fare later dek still in bed and im awake
where did i get him

11 Dec 2007

Quote by de_sade
I was originally going to say I would like to be a woman for a day, but to be honest, apart from experiencing a female orgasm for myself thinking about shoes all day, or chocolate, or soap operas or jabbering on incessently about how bad my lot / PMT / kids are / is and how infuriating men are really would be a waste of my time.
So instead I'd like to be something much more interesting instead...Like a pencil sharpener

Yup!
Taxi!!! bolt

11 Dec 2007

Quote by X_fanny_x
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on .....
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women.....
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of......
to work out how the male brain works
men interest me full stop am i wierd

????
Sorry you've lost me now.

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by helnheaven
Anyone really extrovert
Cos Im not!

… but then you wouldn't be you, and I'd miss that.
passionkiss

11 Dec 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on .....
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women.....
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of......
to work out how the male brain works
men interest me full stop am i wierd

????
Sorry you've lost me now.

:rotflmao::rotflmao:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: its in your trousers dear bolt

11 Dec 2007

I'd like to be 7 again, just to remind myself what it is to look at the world with innocent eyes. As adults we get bogged down with responsibilities and forget how to dream.
Wouldn't waste my time being a man, I prefer to use my brain to think with not my genetalia.
H.x

11 Dec 2007

until about a month ago i thought you were a women bolt

:notes: makes note to self perve profiles more often

Quote by de_sade
I was originally going to say I would like to be a woman for a day, but to be honest, apart from experiencing a female orgasm for myself thinking about shoes all day, or chocolate, or soap operas or jabbering on incessently about how bad my lot / PMT / kids are / is and how infuriating men are really would be a waste of my time.
So instead I'd like to be something much more interesting instead...Like a pencil sharpener

11 Dec 2007

Quote by X_fanny_x
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on .....
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women.....
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of......
to work out how the male brain works
men interest me full stop am i wierd

????
Sorry you've lost me now.

:rotflmao::rotflmao:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: its in your trousers dear bolt

Aha!
Found it! :D
… now for a little brain exercise. :rotflmao:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on .....
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women.....
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of......
to work out how the male brain works
men interest me full stop am i wierd

????
Sorry you've lost me now.

:rotflmao::rotflmao:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: its in your trousers dear bolt

Aha!
Found it! :D
… now for a little brain exercise. :rotflmao:
:wanker: :laughabove:

11 Dec 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd be Markz, so i can deactivate his account and get an ASBO banning him from Bedfordshire

You want Markz don't you meaty :grin:

11 Dec 2007

I don't want to be anyone else, I'm enjoying being me at the moment :P

11 Dec 2007

Quote by X_fanny_x
my answer is like lilac gems , but just to be a man any man for a day
to feel what it feels like.....
to have a hard on .....
to ejaculate..... :!:
to have something dangling down my leg..... :shock:
what it feels like to be inside a women.....
how it feels to have hornyness dictated by a swelling or lack of......
to work out how the male brain works
men interest me full stop am i wierd

No you're not, it would be fab to be a bloke for a day... get to hang out on sofa ALL day, watching TV, pumping.. (yes you men do that), you may wander into kitchen see what the wifey has left for you to eat, then have a tickle of your tadger before she comes home to make your tea. :sticky:
or do what dek did this morning .......we were up late as my brother got rushed to hospital and i stayed up to wait for news woke up this morning late for school and with a throat like sand paper :crazy: said to dek (with car) can you take him cos i feel like shoite nah get a taxi up am staying in bed :doh: so 6 quid taxi fare later dek still in bed and im awake
where did i get him
I'll be smacking his ar"se if ever I meet him! smackbottom

Hope all is OK Tan? kiss