Quote by Libra+Love
Maybe because most woman are looking for friendship and swinging as appose to random acts of fucking, so they tell you about themselves?
You mean, women aren't just sex objects?
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roger743
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by DreamerHelen
I have lost my job, they said I wasn't doing it properly and that I wasn't enthusiastic but they didn't give me the chance to improve and so they have fired me...
B*stards.
There's basically three types of boss out there; incompentants, bastards, and incompetant bastards. Unfortunately we're all stuck on the treadmill of giving respect to those who aren't worthy to lick our bootlaces.
(There is also a fourth type of boss - the type that posts here. Just coverin' my back. ;) )
Hope you find something else soon; hopefully a well-paid job that lets you post here all day.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Go ahead and have the munch sod all the work weve done.
I have no idea what all this is about but I want to say something magnanimous and generous here that expresses both my deep respect for Clare & Steve and my shock at seeing them obviously so highly stressed by matters.
Unfortunately, I can't think of anything.
Quote by SXBOY
I replied to literally hundreds (well, over a hundred) ads without positive response so if you want to feel ill-done-by, get in line.
But you turned me down
What a total idiot...whats wrong with him ? ?
Ummm... in the cause of defending myself from this allegation of total idiocy, I feel the need to point out that Libra-Love is joking.
Quote by mattmoleman
To remove traces of deleted items you must over write them. This process is very time consuming as every single binary bit must be overridden time and time again. 1's and 0's, 1's and 0's. This makes it impossible for even the most determind to locate it.
Actually, even when overwritten there can be magnetic traces of the old data left on the disc and data can be recovered by someone with enough (a) skill and (b) determination. To ensure complete deletion the area of the disk has to be overwritten several times with specially-formatted data.
Of course, unless MI5 are likely to be getting intimate with your hard disc, this probably isn't worth worrying about.
I replied to literally hundreds (well, over a hundred) ads without positive response so if you want to feel ill-done-by, get in line.
Probably.
I think you're missing the point. Is swinging about raw unbridled sexual expression? Possibly. But if the ladies want to have raw unbridled sexual expression with another person, (to put it mildly) they have a choice of partner. So ask yourself... why would they choose you over the next guy? (No offence intended, I've not even looked at your ad.)
Quote by aa
is swinging not about raw unbridled sexual expresion and freedom culminating in orgasmic utopiah correct me if im wrong but i supose jonny vegas is fat and ugly but gets laid a lot beacause hes a funny chap
Probably.
I think you're missing the point. Is swinging about raw unbridled sexual expression? Possibly. But if the ladies want to have raw unbridled sexual expression with another person, (to put it mildly) they have a choice of partner. So ask yourself... why would they choose you over the next guy? (No offence intended, I've not even looked at your ad.)
Quote by Ceryndrion
It was a fun episode, though I am interested to see if that dark voice at the end, is the enporer dalek...
The logical candidate would be Davros... but it sounded nothing like Davros and if old shrivelled-grapefruit-head is the mastermind behind everything I'll be mucho disappointed.
The way the series has been going it'll probably end up being someone from a previous episode. (Adam? Van Statten? Mickey?) Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen...
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by nottoosure
I've never had a blow job or given one to a girl. I'm a straight man. Can someone explain what they like about it all?
You can simulate the experience without the aid of a woman... take the cardboard innards from a toilet roll and soak it in warm water. Meanwhile, cut the index finger off a pair of washing-up gloves and stuff it with bits of rag. Pick up the cardboard tube and gently insert your penis into one end, and dangle the rubber-glove-finger down the other. Enjoy.
Quote by sexy eyes
she always said she wud love to try a women but we'v neva got round to it. has anyone got any advice for me on this?
"Darling, you know that special fantasy we always share... no, not that one, the one that doesn't involve Uncle Tom's prize onion and a cheese-grater... how would you feel about trying to make it come true?"
