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roger743
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48

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Quote by bhd1976
IIf you'd like help/advice as opposed to sympathy (being a UNIX sysadmin I'm reasonably good at the former and terrible at the latter, at least as far as computers are concerned), then you could tell us exactly what you're trying to do and what happens when you do it.

Thanks for the offer - finally got the thing working tonight; it was something so stupid and involved I won't attempt to explain it here.
It just gets me frustrated how difficult these things are. Like on Sunday, I wanted to do something quickly, something which should've taken about five minutes. But it didn't work. I had to upload a file to fix it, but then my FTP program wouldn't work. In desparation I rebooted my machine - and then it wouldn't boot up again. mad So I had to fix the problem with my machine so I could fix the problem with my FTP program so I could fix a script on my webserver... it took hours and I never actually got as far as doing the five-minute job I sat down to do. Computers are supposed to make your life easier but in reality they make your life a lot, lot harder...
At my last job interview, I was told to dress "casual". I wore a suit, and got the job.
Mind you, for some impenetrable reason I have a 100% record in job interviews. 3/3! Actually getting an interview is where I struggled...
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I will still be working on a Chatline but it is better paid and is slightly more legitimate because it is on an Employed Basis rather than a Self-Employed Basis.....so I prefer it that way.

Wooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Well done!
Quote by Libra+Love
Mine is still the better option, isn't it Rog wink

I don't trust you not to put the phone down and do something else while I'm busy screaming though. evil
Anyone know a good way to stop yourself from throwing your computer out of your window and hitting it repeatedly with a large sledgehammer, whilst screaming "Take that you uncooperative pile of crap!!!"?
I thought his bum looked distinctly masculine, but then I'm not wearing my glasses...
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Not sure if I really need to know what car someone owns.

I don't know Judy; when you see the kind of love and attention some people lavish on their cars on a Sunday afternoon, you can well believe it's the most important thing in their lives...
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Hmmmmm.....I've heard that size doesn't matter

Depends if you want your little man to stretch past your flies so you can urinate safely...
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Double penetration - is that two into one hole or one in each hole?

Yes.
Errmmm... isn't this the kind of question you should be asking the lucky "recipient"? Like I always say, it's all very well establishing the "correct" meaning of terminology here, but that doesn't mean to say that the people you meet will know any more about the "correct" terminology than you do yourself.
Well, taking this thread at face-value, my advice would be to try to be a little less generic. Instead of asking "why didn't this work?", ask "why should this have worked?" Try imagining that you're a couple, and you're looking for a w/e man for a threesome, ideally someone over 35 and in the NW. Look through some of the ads in "men seeking couples" and try to draw up a list of "candidates" for this imaginary debauchery. Would you pick your ad?
That's what I think at any rate.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Now I am not necessarily asking if thats the case. I am more interested in whether anyone has heard that saying before because I haven't dunno

I've heard that saying before, and can confirm it's untrue. However, that distance on my hand is about 7 inches so I guess it would be true for lots of guys...
Quote by Ice Pie
During my holiday last week, I observed several times that it's not just on naturist beaches that children are allowed to run around naked.

Doesn't it make you feel terribly sad though that we need to be worried about it? They should be perfectly safe, but they're not. :cry:
Actually, it makes me terribly worried that I might accidentally glance in their direction and their parents will think I'm a and pound the crap out of me. dunno
During my holiday last week, I observed several times that it's not just on naturist beaches that children are allowed to run around naked.
You know who I feel sorry for in all this? The black women. I'm sure we've all watched enough porn to know that black men have genetically larger penises than their white brethren, so it follows that the genitals of black ladies must be similarly enhanced to accomodate these guargantuan ebony love-sausages. However, it seems the black guys are all busy pleasuring white women who advertise on websites, so the black girls must be sitting at home in abject frustration, as it stands to reason that the inferior matchsticks of white men would be insufficient to satisfy them.
Quote by garden
Some of us just like to plug in and read about swinging and sex. Do you remember sex? YOU used to do it, before you had computers, when you got out more?

Everything that can be said about sex has been said already. But if you, or anyone else for that matter, has some new sexual matter they'd like to discuss...
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Harsh.
The lot of ya!
Poor Roger.

Poor Roger indeed - on holiday and unable to defend himself!
Actually, I've modelled my current look (albeit only my look, before you boys get any ideas) on this guy:
It does annoy me a bit that they have to get Rachel Hunter rolling around on a bed to get the message across. What next, Eminem telling you ladies how to check for breast cancer?
I gotta go to work. sad
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1 – your most distinguish feature

Eyes.
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2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called

Prof.
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3 – the last thing that made you laugh

I remember dreaming about laughing last night, does that count?
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4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)

Probably something off the Cranberries CD I was listening to on my way into work yesterday.
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5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside

Cuppa soup.
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6 – the last sex related item/s you bought

A fleshlight gel-vagina-thing. (Recommended!)
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7 – one thing you want to do this summer

Have a nap.
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8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row

Potion of immortality.
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9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with

No way; I want to enjoy it in peace and quiet!
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10 – the worst job you have ever done

Project leader for an SME. A better title would have been "official scapegoat" - the level of incompetance of the bosses was so high I can only assume they wanted the project to fail. And I only got paid half of what they promised me.
Quote by CiscoCat6k
There are approximately 12 women for every man on this earth.

That's the fantasy world I want to live in too. ;) According to the girl-boy ratio is closer to 100:101.
God, I'm such a pervert. I haven't learned any new words from this website. sad
Well, except "munch".
Quote by Mark
I got angry about this thread and just hurt my leg trying to kick my way through a biscuit tin.

Ouch!
This is what happens when you run out of custard creams.
I'm not normally prone to violent outbursts so it's actually scared the bejeezus out of me.
Quote by Mark
I have to say that I'm sitting here making jokes about it, but if I was single I would definitely be pissed off by some of the generalised comments people sometimes make about single men.

Nah, ignore me. I'm in a mood, that's all. Everyone here is actually great towards single men (with the exception of a couple of fly-by-night posters) - which is a pity, because if some of you were being right unreasonable bastards I'd feel victimised and all would be well with the world. But you're all so damn reasonable; it's most frustrating! So I try to say nasty things about single women & couples and still nobody's putting the boot into single guys.
I got angry about this thread and just hurt my leg trying to kick my way through a biscuit tin.
Scary. :scared:
Being a single guy is kinda like suporting Tottenham. You know that whatever happens, you'll always be overshadowed by your more fashionable coisons from across the road.
Quote by KitKat
confused It is not about judgements

Don't be silly, of course it's about judgement. It's about judging once and for all that single blokes are the best of the best, la creme de la creme, and will float like angels to the delights of heaven, whilst all the couples and single women are heartless using hellspawn and will burn forever for their crimes against us.
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Just a minute, that means heaven... will be filled with... single guys... and all the women will be unreachable in hell.
That doesn't sound so good.
Do you think hell might have a day-release programme?
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Statistically and among the public in general possibly not. But our sample here on SH is skewed.

Maybe; I'm not 100% convinced about that. But what I'm getting at is the sample that forces its unwanted attentions into your mailbox is definately very skewed - if you got 21 unpleasant replies to your ad then that leaves 7,328 (on current figures from the "men seeking women" ads) single guys who didn't send you an unpleasant email. You might only see the "tossers" but it doesn't automatically follow that they're in the majority.
Quote by jezzay
The single ladies are - I have to make a generalisation here - unusual in that they have recognised and been honest about their own desires.

To be honest, I can only go from the photo ads I've read and the (very few) replies to my ad I received from single ladies, but I have to disagree. Many women I've seen promoting themselves on this site and others like it - and here I play amateur psychiatrist - give the impression that they're looking for sex to solve other problems in their life - money troubles, job frustrations, kids, a husband that regularly pounds the crap out of them, whatever. I have seen ads placed by women which I read and thought "hey, she's really put a lot of thought into this and knows what she wants", but I have to say they're in the overwhelming minority. (No replies to my ad gave me that impression.)
My pot belly is frankly an embarassment, my arms are like sticks, my back creaks, my knees wobble, I can't shave my neck and my hair gets far too greasy, and I have big problems with ear-wax.
Other than that, I'm perfect in every way. :angel:
Gunna let my macho side down a bit now but yeh if i was a women and appreaoched by a guy and even as a guy and approached by a woman that said let me fuck you now ide be a little put off theres people u can pay for that kind of thing this swinging and meeting should make sex a more exciting fun and daring not just a fuck

What you're talking about there though is the expectations society encourages us to hold about sex. We're all "indoctrinated" with the "correct" attitudes in so many ways - films, movies, jokes, music, porn... they all tell us what the "proper" relationship between a man and a woman is supposed to comprise, and if we're not careful we can easily come to believe it and even strive for it.
Quote by KitKat
the chances of meeting a single bloke, and that bloke acting like a tosser, are considered to be higher than with other groups of people.

The first; yes, of course. But the second? If you pick ten random single blokes and ten random married blokes and ten random women, will there really be more tossers in the single bloke category?