I think we're all old enough now to know that the clitoris is actually a myth, and old wife's tale put about by old wives, and it doesn't really exist. :twisted:
Might be in bad taste, but how many people saw the thread title and imagined the words "I want" in front of it? ;)
I had David Hasselhoff and Kit the talking car...
I was very young... and then I didn't redecorate for fifteen years. :shock:
Right now I have a picture of a seal. And that's it. I really need to get some more artwork...
I'm generally at least an hour late for work but I never rush; my life is much too important for me.
Strangely, everyone else in my office is not only there on time, but choose to work late most nights (no overtime) and really love being at work. Weirdos.
Sounds like it's time to go down the gym...
There are some black girls I find very alluring.
Personality is very very important, yes, and if someone's more fingernails-on-blackboard than fingertips-on-petals then I wouldn't be interested no matter what they look like. But physical attraction is important too. And what's often forgotten is that their personality shines through the physical features of the majority of people - in their faces, their posture, the way they move. When encountering a real person in real life, I'd question whether it was even possible to separately measure attraction to someone's physical characteristics from attraction to their personality.
Oh, you're a big ole pervert, and you need to call my therapist right now to set you on the straight and narrow. Just dial 1-800-PIPNTOM and you'll be on your way to twice-a-year lights-off normality. ;)
A girl chasing me around the locker room for five or ten minutes trying to give me a peck on the cheek when I was thirteen, while I tried to ward her off with, uh, a bunch of keys.
I was a strange child.
I always make a point of smiling at people I pass, but very few ever smile back. (Just call me 'Mr Shrek'.)