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rogerthedragon
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by rogerthedragon
This is fun
Roger, Take Me Away.
And All Because The Lady Loves Roger.
Bet You Can't Eat Roger.
All You Need is a Roger and a Dream.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Roger.8-) 8-)
I know self quoting is sad but I had this one come up:-
Have a Roger and Smile.
So does anyone want to test the slogan out?
Sex God
This is fun
Roger, Take Me Away.
And All Because The Lady Loves Roger.
Bet You Can't Eat Roger.
All You Need is a Roger and a Dream.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Roger.
8-) 8-)
Roger, Take Me Away.
And All Because The Lady Loves Roger.
Bet You Can't Eat Roger.
All You Need is a Roger and a Dream.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Roger.
8-) 8-) Sex God
Quote by Jags
Also missed the Manchester group outing. :cry: :cry:
However did manage to go with a very lovely lady a couple of months ago - and yes I did dress up!!! :shock: :shock:
By the way, if there are any midlands people who have missed out and fancy going it decends on Nottingham at the end of January/begining of Febuary.
I am considering going again so maybe a group trip could be fun.
Roger
<hijack>
Snog to Roger
<end hijack>
Are you stalking me?
assionkiss: Snog back to you. xxxx<end hijack again>:
Sex God
I struggle enough lately finding time for the forum Jags, let alone anything else.
But if we're talking bribery and corruption I'll add my bottle of scotch to the fund for setting you loose on the cam-wankers! :twisted: :twisted:
Roger xxx
But if we're talking bribery and corruption I'll add my bottle of scotch to the fund for setting you loose on the cam-wankers! :twisted: :twisted:
Roger xxx
Sex God
Also missed the Manchester group outing. :cry: :cry:
However did manage to go with a very lovely lady a couple of months ago - and yes I did dress up!!! :shock: :shock:
By the way, if there are any midlands people who have missed out and fancy going it decends on Nottingham at the end of January/begining of Febuary.
I am considering going again so maybe a group trip could be fun.
Roger
However did manage to go with a very lovely lady a couple of months ago - and yes I did dress up!!! :shock: :shock:
By the way, if there are any midlands people who have missed out and fancy going it decends on Nottingham at the end of January/begining of Febuary.
I am considering going again so maybe a group trip could be fun.
Roger
Sex God
1. What age did you start smoking?
Originally age 17, quited age 22, started again age 30.
2. Why did you start smoking?
Originally because my friends did and I found I enjoyed it.
3. What are the main reasons you smoke now? (e.g. additive, sociable, habitual?)
Because I enjoy it and for social reasons (I dont smoke much around non-smokers)
4. If you have quit smoking successfully, what worked for you?
When I quit I quit because my wife at the time wanted me to, and because I stopped working which made it easier.
5. If you have tried to quit smoking and was unsuccessful, what factors inhbited your success?
The reason I started again was a lack of concern for my wifes opinions on the matter and working a very stressful job with people who smoked.
6. If you are still smoking, and would like to quit, what do you think would help you stop?
I cant see myself stopping until I actually want to stop. Being in a relationship with a non-smoker might make me stop or at least cut down a lot.
By the way for the benefit of the non-smokers I have coloured my responses to match my nicotene stained fingers.
Roger
Originally age 17, quited age 22, started again age 30.
2. Why did you start smoking?
Originally because my friends did and I found I enjoyed it.
3. What are the main reasons you smoke now? (e.g. additive, sociable, habitual?)
Because I enjoy it and for social reasons (I dont smoke much around non-smokers)
4. If you have quit smoking successfully, what worked for you?
When I quit I quit because my wife at the time wanted me to, and because I stopped working which made it easier.
5. If you have tried to quit smoking and was unsuccessful, what factors inhbited your success?
The reason I started again was a lack of concern for my wifes opinions on the matter and working a very stressful job with people who smoked.
6. If you are still smoking, and would like to quit, what do you think would help you stop?
I cant see myself stopping until I actually want to stop. Being in a relationship with a non-smoker might make me stop or at least cut down a lot.
By the way for the benefit of the non-smokers I have coloured my responses to match my nicotene stained fingers.
Roger
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Age 12, fold out sofa bed in the lounge after school whilst my parents were still at work.
I was crap but I've been learning hard since then. 8-)
12??????!!! :shock:
Sorry...
The girl in question was 13 and years later became my wife. Sex God
Quote by westerross
FB wondering what on Earth she did today to be Mrs. Popular - must smell nice or something
Leans in close to find out
Just don't spill your drink down me!
Or alternatively - spill yer drink and we'll lick it off! :twisted:
.
:rotflmao: You beat me to it !!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
FB wondering what on Earth she did today to be Mrs. Popular - must smell nice or something
Leans in close to find out
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Can I have a nice cold cider please - I'm very hot today :twisted:
What hotter than usual?
.
maaaaaaaaybe :twisted:Offers Freckledbird a nice cold drink - cool you down a bit (But not too much
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Quote by petal24
Would you prefer their lover to be more or less attractive than you?
I was having this conversation at work and we couldn't decide.
On the one hand, if they're more attractive you'd get it. If they were less oyu'd be a bit insulted.
Would prefer them to be (At least to my perception) less attractive/desirable than me.
Reason being that after you have split you can console yourself in the knowledge that your now ex partner lost out on the deal.
Sex God
The joys of this site. 8-)
Would never have thought of Arnica as a toy bag essential but can remember taking it after badly bruising my back in a work accident and it doing a good job.
Thank you Callista, a new thought for every day xx
Roger. 8-)
8-) Would never have thought of Arnica as a toy bag essential but can remember taking it after badly bruising my back in a work accident and it doing a good job.
Thank you Callista, a new thought for every day xx
Roger. 8-)
Sex God
Age 12, fold out sofa bed in the lounge after school whilst my parents were still at work.
I was crap but I've been learning hard since then. 8-)
I was crap but I've been learning hard since then. 8-)
Sex God
Quote by wild rose and the stag
will it been seven years since this social, catch up man ffs
He beat me to it.
8-) Thanks for organising a fun social Chaos.
- specially for chaotic spirit = owner of the sexiest nostrils on SH. Was great to meet, catch up and have a laugh with people once again.
Roger xx
Sex God
Normal = Use one hand. 
Well-Endowed = Use two hands
Very Well-Endowed = You need a friend to help
Roger (Normal, but prefers a friend to help anyway. )
Well-Endowed = Use two hands
Very Well-Endowed = You need a friend to help
Roger
(Normal, but prefers a friend to help anyway. ) Sex God
Welcome Back Rainbows. Sometimes the in jokes are good.
I can just imagine Missy's red face as she read the thread. :lol:
By the way congratulations on coming up with a new expression again getting "Bi'd" - I am guessing this is like getting shag'd but with less cock and with more pink fluffiness?
Roger
I can just imagine Missy's red face as she read the thread.
:lol: By the way congratulations on coming up with a new expression again getting "Bi'd" - I am guessing this is like getting shag'd but with less cock and with more pink fluffiness?
Roger
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
So Scots are people and Scotch is something you drink? Have I got it?
By jove, you have!!
Quote by rogerthedragon
Of course if you find a lovely scottish lady and are indulging in a little cunning linguistics then you would be drinking of the scot rather than drinking the scotch.
An extra bonus would be if you find a lady from north of the border who is willing to have alcohol poured over her, you could then be drinking scotch from one of the scots! :wink: :lol:
Roger
8-)
Fee
XX
:wave: :wink:
Hi there Fee. xx
Do you feel you may fit into that proposition somewhere? 8-)
Sex God
Haven't been in here for a while, any chance of nice pint before closing time?
Sex God
Quote by Jon
By the way - eBay ratings on swinging sites = bad idea.
Hence the glut of "Feedback mutually withdrawn" ratings :roll:
I can just see the swinging equivalent:
For: Horny Slut From: Big Cock
Comment: Crap shag, frigid, goods not as advertised!!!
NEXT DAY:
For: Big Cock From: Horny Slut
Comment: Dick too small to get in, couldn't find a clit with a map!!!
3 DAYS LATER:
Feedback Mutually withdrawn.
8-) Sex God
So Scots are people and Scotch is something you drink? Have I got it?
Of course if you find a lovely scottish lady and are indulging in a little cunning linguistics then you would be drinking of the scot rather than drinking the scotch.
An extra bonus would be if you find a lady from north of the border who is willing to have alcohol poured over her, you could then be drinking scotch from one of the scots! :wink:
Roger
By the way - eBay ratings on swinging sites = bad idea. :D It doesnt even really work on eBay.
Of course if you find a lovely scottish lady and are indulging in a little cunning linguistics then you would be drinking of the scot rather than drinking the scotch.
An extra bonus would be if you find a lady from north of the border who is willing to have alcohol poured over her, you could then be drinking scotch from one of the scots! :wink:
Roger
By the way - eBay ratings on swinging sites = bad idea. :D It doesnt even really work on eBay.
Sex God
Don't know if a single guy would be welcome to join you all, but if so can you send me some details and I will try and make it. And I am even from nottingham now.
Roger
Roger
Sex God
I've had a look at your profile - its pretty well written and specific - problem is a lot of guys look at that you are a couple who will meet guys and dont really care past that.
The only way to work your way past that is with patience, you're doing all the right things by wanting to chat first and putting up front exactly what you want, and I really hope you find what you're looking for.
Roger
The only way to work your way past that is with patience, you're doing all the right things by wanting to chat first and putting up front exactly what you want, and I really hope you find what you're looking for.
Roger
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
Right last one in the Jacuzzi gets to shave my arse hair :shock:
<<<< Walks slowly to the Jacuzzi whilst collecting a nice new razor on route! :twisted:
Dashes past Kiss_Me - you're welcome to his arse but you'd better not shave it in the Jacuzzi!! :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I only hoard one thing - they are small, made of plastic, come in lots of different shapes and colours and I have well over 50,000 of them.
I challenge anyone who doesnt already know the answer to guess what they are. :twisted: :twisted:
Lego 8-)
ok so that was too bloody easy wasnt it!!!
:x :x :x Sex God
Good god, there must have been a queue - less than 2 minutes and its already busy in here.
Sex God
I only hoard one thing - they are small, made of plastic, come in lots of different shapes and colours and I have well over 50,000 of them. 8-) 8-)
I challenge anyone who doesnt already know the answer to guess what they are. :twisted: :twisted:
8-) 8-) I challenge anyone who doesnt already know the answer to guess what they are. :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Single men certainly do get a look in here but I think the way you use the site and the success rate depends on what you hope to get out of it.
Over the time I have used this site as a single man I have used it to make open minded friends, it has been very good for that and I now have some lovely real-life friends who I originally met through this site and this scene. As a side effect of that I have been lucky enough to have some very good fun with a number of people I have met as well. This suits me fine because I dont want just a casual one-off encounter and I enjoy the social side of this site immensely.
As to whether I am really a swinger as I almost exclusively meet single women - I dont know and dont really care. I like this site rather than a dating one because the people here are a lot more open minded and compared to my experience of the vanilla world a lot more fun.
Roger
Over the time I have used this site as a single man I have used it to make open minded friends, it has been very good for that and I now have some lovely real-life friends who I originally met through this site and this scene. As a side effect of that I have been lucky enough to have some very good fun with a number of people I have met as well. This suits me fine because I dont want just a casual one-off encounter and I enjoy the social side of this site immensely.
As to whether I am really a swinger as I almost exclusively meet single women - I dont know and dont really care.
I like this site rather than a dating one because the people here are a lot more open minded and compared to my experience of the vanilla world a lot more fun.Roger
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
My girlfriend just emailed me this, it's 100% genuine, and was printed in 1955 Good Housekeeping!
What frightens me is the bits she underlined for me to pay special attention to!
I am just thinking maybe I should post this into the meeting section of Heaven Dating?
Saves a lot of explaining what I am looking for. :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
This may seem a bit obvious but the easiest way to ensure a good meet, first time or not is to talk to the person or people you are meeting.
Discuss everything from where and when you are meeting, is it going to be purely social to start with to see if you hit it off. And then discuss exactly what turns you all on sexually, no sense being coy as a swinger.
If you've talked it through thoroughly then everyone should have fun, otherwise you take pot luck.
Roger the Dragon
Discuss everything from where and when you are meeting, is it going to be purely social to start with to see if you hit it off. And then discuss exactly what turns you all on sexually, no sense being coy as a swinger.
If you've talked it through thoroughly then everyone should have fun, otherwise you take pot luck.
Roger the Dragon
