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16 Aug 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy:
Superman didnt have a 5 year old son who is expecting daddy to be here if he wakes in the night. Try me when I haven't got him here and I will do the 200 Miles and still be laughing when I get there. biggrin

biggrin

It's a date then!!
:lol:
:smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove:
WooHoo I have a date with Jags!!!
roger
suggest you talk onthe phone with her first, confirm she is genuine, exchange photos too, and then arrange to meet in a neutral place, and make telephone contact with a trusted friend within an hour of meeting to confirm you are still safe...you never can tell with these instant shag people.....wise actions that have always worked for me in the past...
good luck
RWL
xxxx

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I am laughing and nodding at the same time here because even though you're taking the piss, you're spelling out exactly how we should all do anonymous meets.
My picture is on my profile so I am hoping to find a photo from Jags in my inbox at any moment. :D

16 Aug 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
e) ignore her and move on with your life, remembering why you two are 'ex'

go wideboy go...u are doing so well....u will become seriously liked soon...
RWL

oi! he already is :twisted:
Bloody hell Wideboy, not only are you talking sense but you have a fan club as well lol

lol

:lol:

16 Aug 2006

Can I be added to the list please Sarah?
I appear to have missed this one and as I am living in nottingham it would be rather a shame to miss it.
Roger the Dragon cool

cool

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy:
Superman didnt have a 5 year old son who is expecting daddy to be here if he wakes in the night. Try me when I haven't got him here and I will do the 200 Miles and still be laughing when I get there. biggrin

biggrin

It's a date then!!
:lol:
:smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove:
WooHoo I have a date with Jags!!!

16 Aug 2006

Quote by earthchild
ooooh can i keep him?
Earthy xx

The spider or the US Marine? lol

lol

guess :twisted:
Earthy xx
Given that it is you I am gonna plump for the marine, and I am gonna go for bonus points and guess that more than one would be good. wink

wink

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy:
Superman didnt have a 5 year old son who is expecting daddy to be here if he wakes in the night. Try me when I haven't got him here and I will do the 200 Miles and still be laughing when I get there. biggrin

biggrin

16 Aug 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
not read through all 4 pages, but can i safely assume you no longer need me to keep your "looking for a swinger relationship" post bemped?
that is a hyperthetical question as i never bumped it anyway!

But surely he can keep his options open WBB? This is a swingers site after all and you never know what might be round the corner.

16 Aug 2006

I will draw the honorable gentlemen to the answer I gave some moments ago:

Quote by rogerthedragon_in_some_other_football_thread
Nooooooo - its deeply wrong.
The only use for 11 men on this site should be in a gang bang.
Or daisy chaining on Bi night in chams Jacuzzi. :twisted:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

passionkiss

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by earthchild
ooooh can i keep him?
Earthy xx

The spider or the US Marine? lol

lol

16 Aug 2006

Quote by earthchild

Now there's an invite I'm not going to turn down. :twisted:
According to Polo Lady I need to sharpen my tongue as well, any chance I can practise with that on you as well?
Roger

oh i insist :twisted:
Earthy xx
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
/hijack over
Congratulations BTW shaz and tony for your promotion to dizzy heights and your new buttons and pretty colours. biggrin

biggrin

16 Aug 2006

Quote by earthchild

Now there's an invite I'm not going to turn down. :twisted:
According to Polo Lady I need to sharpen my tongue as well, any chance I can practise with that on you as well?
Roger

16 Aug 2006

We've had the debate on being too young to swing, turns out I am too old for this thread. (Breathes sigh of relief)
And as for the upside down cock shot! :shock: bad enough when right way up but that is just way too weird.
On a more personal note - welcome to the forums.! :twisted: :twisted:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Bugger - too slow with the joke post I got beaten by the sensible people again! :evil:

You can't help being slow - you're either sharp or you're not lol

lol

:lol: :lol:
Out of practice. :twisted: Spent too long in pink and fluffy land, need to sharpen my claws again. :lol:

Quote by Freckledbird
Bugger - too slow with the joke post I got beaten by the sensible people again! :evil: :evil:

Sensible? Where? :lol:
Well I meant you and Polo - I really have lost it haven't I ? :lol: :lol:

16 Aug 2006

Bugger - too slow with the joke post I got beaten by the sensible people again! evil

evil

:evil:

14 Aug 2006

A fur coat, leather boots and nothing else! :twisted:
Works for me.

14 Aug 2006

Nooooooo - its deeply wrong.
The only use for 11 men on this site should be in a gang bang.
Or daisy chaining on Bi night in chams Jacuzzi. :twisted:

14 Aug 2006

Quote by essex34m
I think the whole thing is rather difficult when it comes to add's - I could easily put "Looks, size, age unimportant" and mean it in an add - but that doesnt mean I'll shag anyone it just means that personality, sexual compatability and being comfortable and relaxed with someone is much more important.
I dont have a body type I prefer so there is little point in trying to pretend to have one. But as I dont generally either write an add or browse them it doesn't really matter.
I find meeting people socially makes it much easier for me to find what I am looking for, although I will admit there are a few people who I look at and think "They're out of my league" I will happily chat to them but would certainly not make the first move.
Roger (Average and quite happy with that. )

wow, a rarity, a rogerism that i agree with
Thanks Wideboy - I think. :lol:

14 Aug 2006

I think the whole thing is rather difficult when it comes to add's - I could easily put "Looks, size, age unimportant" and mean it in an add - but that doesnt mean I'll shag anyone it just means that personality, sexual compatability and being comfortable and relaxed with someone is much more important.
I dont have a body type I prefer so there is little point in trying to pretend to have one. But as I dont generally either write an add or browse them it doesn't really matter.
I find meeting people socially makes it much easier for me to find what I am looking for, although I will admit there are a few people who I look at and think "They're out of my league" I will happily chat to them but would certainly not make the first move.
Roger cool

cool

(Average and quite happy with that. lol

lol

)

14 Aug 2006

Quote by DeeCee

try this link... sorry its hard to type one-handed

Love it - very very funny.
Maybe we need an SH online RPG biggrin

biggrin

14 Aug 2006

On a slightly lighter note everything in a see through bag makes it a bit obvious if you're intending to join the mile high club and you have to declare your condom as an essential item.
Roger cool

cool

14 Aug 2006

My first post was on this thread nearly 2 and a half years ago:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/57443.html#57443
It was a psychology test that said I was well balanced lol

lol

:lol:
Shows just how wrong things can be!
My second post introduced me to the site and they still haven't got rid of me. (Although at the time I was half a couple.)
Roger cool

cool

25 Jul 2006

The postage changes are on my list of things to bury my head in the sand over. mad

mad

:x
Bloody annoying and even the postmen hate the idea!

8 Jul 2006

Sorry folks, can you please remove me from the list? sad

sad

14 Jun 2006

Saturday's child here. Not sure I work hard for my living but I'm certainly willing to work hard at certain other things. wink

wink

14 Jun 2006

Hello there Jags, seems like a lifetime since I last flirted with SH's most enigmatic Mod. kiss

kiss

I still have a bottle of single malt waiting to be sipped in a quiet garden whilst watching the sunset.
Hope you are well, and have as lovely a summer as you richly deserve. :kiss:

12 Jun 2006

Quote by Dizzytart
Dizzy
feel free to pm
and emoticons? well, most of the faves are here - the only extra ones are visible if ya 'view more emoticons' , that's it I'm afraid. That said, the only 3 I need that we dont have (nor does anywhere else) are:
:arrow: 'side swipe with claws out'
:arrow: 'passes out/ faints'
:arrow: and 'bearing teeth rottweiler'
maybe admin will work on it :lol:

Is there a 'pink and fluffy things' one already then Darkfire? bolt

bolt

God you live on the edge!!!!
:giggle: Is there any other way? :giggle:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Dizzy
feel free to pm
and emoticons? well, most of the faves are here - the only extra ones are visible if ya 'view more emoticons' , that's it I'm afraid. That said, the only 3 I need that we dont have (nor does anywhere else) are:
:arrow: 'side swipe with claws out'
:arrow: 'passes out/ faints'
:arrow: and 'bearing teeth rottweiler'
maybe admin will work on it :lol:

Is there a 'pink and fluffy things' one already then Darkfire? bolt

bolt

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Room for an extra one?
Pint of bitter please barmaid! :twisted:

I'm topless now Roger, is that OK?
WooHoo!!!
That is certainly okay with me! wink

wink