Thanks for the effort of putting me in my place, but I know DD very well, and I would do nothing which would up set her!!! (As she said, I wouldnt dare!!!!!) We look forward to her visits, and anybody else who happens to be in the Plymouth area, its nice to have a chat and a glass or two of the old vino, its better than watching that bog eyed monster sitting in the corner of the room ( the TV), we still believe in chating, rather than "come in , sit down, shut up, its on"!!!!
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I was talking to an old friend who was a sister in A&E for many years, when jokingly I mentioned about the bloke who got his penis stuck inside a hose of the vacume cleaner, thinking it was a "one off", but she supprised me by saying she had come accross this fact several times over the years, what realy amused her was the excuses that blokes gave as to how it had happened!
"I just got out of the bath, and walked into the sitting room, where my wife was vacuming, she put the hose downe and was moving some furniture, when I tripped over and fell onto the hose, whereon my penis was sucked up the spout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I was useing the cleaner when I bent over to see something and the tube sucked my penis in"!!! he did not explain how come he was letting his tackle dangle, while vacuming!!
She did mention several more situations, but by this time I was rolling about on the floor, laughing, and before anybody asks, yes I did make sure there was no vacume hose about.
"I just got out of the bath, and walked into the sitting room, where my wife was vacuming, she put the hose downe and was moving some furniture, when I tripped over and fell onto the hose, whereon my penis was sucked up the spout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I was useing the cleaner when I bent over to see something and the tube sucked my penis in"!!! he did not explain how come he was letting his tackle dangle, while vacuming!!
She did mention several more situations, but by this time I was rolling about on the floor, laughing, and before anybody asks, yes I did make sure there was no vacume hose about.
My advice is to just "be there" for your friend, dont offer advice, dont offer practical help, just listen, I know, I have been there and done that.
I was one of the ideots who if someone said they were suffering from depression, would say"pull yourself together", "grow up", "dont be stupid", etc., etc., But when it hit me, I went to pieces, you know its stupid, you know what you are thinking is ideotic, but there is absoloutly nothing you can do about it. But talking to a friend, venting your feelings, is I think the best way of dealing with the subject.
Just one final point, after your freind has puored out his problems, forget them and NEVER mention them again!!!
I hope this advice is of some help.
I was one of the ideots who if someone said they were suffering from depression, would say"pull yourself together", "grow up", "dont be stupid", etc., etc., But when it hit me, I went to pieces, you know its stupid, you know what you are thinking is ideotic, but there is absoloutly nothing you can do about it. But talking to a friend, venting your feelings, is I think the best way of dealing with the subject.
Just one final point, after your freind has puored out his problems, forget them and NEVER mention them again!!!
I hope this advice is of some help.
Before I moved into my new house the next door neighbour helped me with the garden, while there he had a coughing fit, I told him he would soon be in his grave with a cough like that!!!
A week later I was talking to his wife when she started coughing, and I told her what I had said to her husband a week before, she then told me he had passed away on the Wednesday, with a massive heart attack!!!!!
Now thats when you want the ground to open up and swallow you!!!
Luckily for me she was very understanding and said there was no way I should have known, but it still made me feel lousy.
A week later I was talking to his wife when she started coughing, and I told her what I had said to her husband a week before, she then told me he had passed away on the Wednesday, with a massive heart attack!!!!!
Now thats when you want the ground to open up and swallow you!!!
Luckily for me she was very understanding and said there was no way I should have known, but it still made me feel lousy.
Hiya all!
May we join in and welcome truro couple to the fold, we have been on the "photo ads" site for well over a year but have only just joined the Forum.
We live in Plymouth, and are what is called a "mature" couple, but we are up for most things. After all you are a long time dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May we join in and welcome truro couple to the fold, we have been on the "photo ads" site for well over a year but have only just joined the Forum.
We live in Plymouth, and are what is called a "mature" couple, but we are up for most things. After all you are a long time dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was on the road, the best burgers were served from a mobile stall on the side of the A386, just outside of Tavistock. His burgers could beat KFC, McD's and BK hands down, the best of all is the Capt Jaspers stall on Plymouths Barbican, you get value for money, reasonable service, and congenial company, what more could you ask for.
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