Hi Steph,
You can put our names down for almost any time, we will do our best to attend.
Sandgirl can have some fun, and I will just sit in the corner licking my eyebrows!!!!!!!!!
Sandboy and Sandgirl (Plymouth)
Sorry to all, didnt know there was already a thread about this subject.
Tried to start a new thread but the Mods have stepped in and blocked it.
It still might interest people to read though.
Just wondered if I was the only one to have had sex in an unusual place.
It was on a sweltering hot day in London, and we were visiting St. Pauls Cathedral, way back in the sixties, we went up to the top, but because there were people already in the "ball" at the top of the Cathedral, we had to wait in the room below, there was some building work being done and they had left the room partitioned with a curtain, we got behind it and made whopppeee!!
I would not recomend it though, we had to hurry, it was very dusty and dirty, and very uncomfortable, after all a "saw bench" is not the ideal thing to sit on, the splinters get everywhere!!!
But it was fun.
Hi BWM,
Can me and Mk2 wife be put on the list?
Although it is quite a long way off date wize!!!!!!
Before I was married I didnt care wether the lights were on or off, I was just grateful to get my end away, anyway there was no lighting down by the canal bank side, you had to do all by touch!!!
Hiya all!
Can a couple of Devonshire dumplings come to your munch?
For those who dont know us we are Mr and Mrs Sandboy from Plymouth, we have been to Chams a couple of times, and attended the Plymouth munch.
Enough!, Enough!, Enough, my ribs cant take any more strain, I havnt laughed so much, since my wife got her handbag filled with cow poo!!! (thats another story), may I congratulate all contributors on this thread, what started out as a silly idea, finished up as a full scale war with insect driven fighter planes, even "jet powered"!!!!
Congrats to all.
Sandboy
The mind boggles as too where Postie puts the broom!!!!!
Hi! to everyone who we met at Chams on Saturday night. We were a bit overwelmed, but on the whole enjoyed ourselves, it was nice to be able to put faces to names, and thanks to Sexysteph for all the information we got!!!
We will look forward to our next visit, but it wont be for a while yet, my bank ballance has to recover, after traveling all the way from Devon, entrance fee, hotel fees, food and drinks etc.
But again thanks to everybody who said "hello" , you all made us feel very welcome.
Have tried to get it to work but its beaten me every time, it appears too complicated, what with passwords and user names etc., etc., I just give up.
are you a couple or single bloke?
I also forgot to say "brains" as well!
Sorry.
OK! OK! so you spotted the deliberate mistake!!
Just making sure people are awake!!
You could only better that by being the landlord or owning her own brewery!! Now that is what you would call a good catch.
Blonde, Sexy, has a HD, is good looking and owning her own brewery, boy I would think I was in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont think so, as he is still going to take me out to dinner tonight! And he is still in a good mood!
Mrs Sandboy.
Sex in Braintree!!! Not when I lived in Maple Avenue, peeps would have been horified!
Do you only want snogging from the ladies, or can anybody join in?
Well I have gone through the adverts for couples and for females, but they all want "big cocks", 8" plus, between 25 and 45, and preferably black!!! Now I dont meet any of those criterier, I am 6" on a good day, white, but what I do have is experience, as I am over60!!! and I take my time!!! I also have a very long sensative tongue.
So to all you lovely ladies, just think twice before rejecting some bloke just because he doesnt have 10" of "man meat".
Am I the only one who feels this way or are there others on the SH site who agree with me? :cry: :cry:
Blimee, the times the wife and I have had fun in the bath, and the swimming pool, never knew it was dangerous, so we must add that fact to the list of things not to do or have!
Salt, butter, milk, eggs, chips, booze, fags, noise, pollution, now they have finaly got round to sex, I knew they would, one way or another, now all it needs is for the Chancellor to find a way of taxing sex, give him time, I bet they are working on the problem right now!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me, I am talking a load of dribble, arnt I? Just getting carried away.