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sara__john
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Bi-curious Female, 57
UK
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Sexlightened
Am with BT for business and Tesco for home, both have been no problems but limited speed from tesco due to location which would be the same with any isp
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was great fun , especially as those battin for the other side dressed the part 
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If ya smoke, smoke menthol, when ppl give them out accept, but they wont accept yours 
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ok just been on the rugby 6 nations web site and wales playin ireland at ,,,, now if wales on for another grand slam we could well be late for the event .... aint pulling out but could be in need of a last arrival pass lol
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oooooooo who remembers the tomorrow people ... they made a recent vertion of it but want as good as i remember it
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
everyone added to the list and Sarah-john, please, please try and make it without the crutches
oops did i bruise you last time when i tripped you up with the crutches :twisted: i was only trying to get your attention for a snog
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please add us and barring any disasters grrrrr we wont miss this one ..... might even consider leg breaking so we get there 
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Quote by medic_1
well says ya age on ya profile i just put 2 n 2 together ........ oh n ya told me lol
BLOODY PERV lol
ffs cought again
ops: Sexlightened
well says ya age on ya profile i just put 2 n 2 together ........ oh n ya told me lol
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Quote by medic_1
Are you all piss artists or wot :giggle:
There seems to be alot of :cheers:&going on
To the contrary.
I had 2 (count em TWO) drinks last night.
Saving all for my Birthtag 030109.
That is the day I get bladdered.
medic_1
and to his friends as Phredd
well happy 70th great grandad xxxxxxxxxxxxx :twisted:
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Quote by thevillians
when you have limescale in the elecric kettle.
What you can use to get rid of the limescale is citric acid..
Just cover the limescale with water add the acid and boil.
And hay presto you have a lovely limescale free kettle...
But word of warning tell your partner that the kettle needs to be rinsed out before being used ( partner had put the citric acid in the kettle and partner forgot to tell me when i made a drink).
Made her a drink with the citric acid water in the kettle.
Looked like partner sucked on a very acidic lemon..
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
keep the kettle limescale free and add glass marbles to the bottom of the kettle ... the limescale is attracted more to the marbles fore some reason ... simply discard the marbles when they full and replace them
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sod off wall-e ya been a pain pmsl :twisted: luffs ya really :giggle:
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will try our best varca hun xxxxx but wales playing england that day so if i finish work early enuff we be there xxxxxxx
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Quote by varca
Do you pair have room for a little aardvark? :grin:
as a cpl or single hun ???plenty room for aardvarks
I am pretty sure that himself will be busy that night so could you make it just 1 aardvark please lol :lol2: I am sure you lot will look after me lol :rascal: :twisted:
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Quote by anais
I would rather go behind a bush than use this loo! Least I know my ass will hang out rather than not knowing if someone can see me or not :lol2:
An what a great ass it is!
I thought you were straight
Whats being straight got to do with it? :wink: If ya got a great ass, you got one - whether its a male or females in my book!! :lol2:
<<<< wants to be anais book mmmmmmmm
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instruction on the top rung of a ladder ............... STOP
robbed from a previous thread .... thanks laff n chilli xxxxx
robbed from a previous thread .... thanks laff n chilli xxxxx
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Quote by pene
i'm not sure there's anything quite as bad as walking into a social and discovering someone u work with.....what do u do, grin and bear it or shit yourself and run
saras first munch and female comes over and says ''' your .... and work at ..... i start working there monday
sit and chat is my advice .. they are there for the same reasons you are what is to be embarassed about (apart from my spelling
) 
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best excuse ...... 'my wife found out and wont let me come' this from a 'single' guy
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Quote by Outdoor_sexon my way :twisted:
My advice is to suck it and see
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sounds like some really tough luck on your part all i will say is persevere and keep trying there are genuine couples out there ... have you tried to meet up at the various socials or parties that are arranged .. an excellent way of meeting people and determining if the are genuine
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not all clubs are **** and yes you are allowed to mention them just as long as you have no association with them profesionaly ie. you own or manage the one you mention .... i think this is correct am sure to be corrected if not... in the mean time lol i dont know of any clubs that restrict on age apart from the obvious lower age limit .. good luck going and perhaps see you there 1 night
