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scooter99
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
Straight Female, 46
0 miles · Nottinghamshire
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:dunno: :dunno: have we be sold out by swinging heaven then???????
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as I hope to go to my frist munch in the new year, will have to lookin to this, as would be nice know I'm nt the only one going for thr first time or find out about the hand holding thing. ain't sure about the badge
anyone going to the Nottingham social meet 28 jan or Notts munch 8th april that will hold my hand or take me under there wing
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic.php?p=596622#596622
anyone going to the Nottingham social meet 28 jan or Notts munch 8th april that will hold my hand or take me under there wing
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic.php?p=596622#596622
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hope you find what your both looking forQuote by ineedafemaleteacher
we have discussed it and she finds the idea of having sex with a young lad while i wotch/join in a real turn on. :shock:
What do you class as young as your a tender age yourself, I'm 27 but think that is still young in the swingers scene.
also what bi action you looking for?? full on, oral or just a hand job??
well my dad left before I can remember, mum had to work all the time, babysitter used to hit me, :cry: and got sexual assaulted by a 16yr male when I was 7/8 :cry: 
only just starting to deal with it with counseling
thank god for my gran who would come on her scooter & take me from all these people that mum left me with and look after me
I hated my childhood and worries me what my children will face.
only just starting to deal with it with counselingthank god for my gran who would come on her scooter & take me from all these people that mum left me with and look after me
I hated my childhood and worries me what my children will face.
Quote by postie
To answer your original question though, and to tie it in with the mobile vids, something that really turned my stomach was a vid of granny sex. The vid started out at the legs which looked fine... and moved up to the face, and she could not have been under 80... I am not making any judgement about geriatric sexual rights.... just for me it felt completely wrong to even look at it.
have to agree with that, seen that one as well
Quote by EagerSlut
I'd imagine that the majority of people who take up residence here in SH Towers are fairly open minded and unshockable when it comes to things of a sexual nature. However, if you think about it, there may be something that truly shocks you in the sense that you find it thoroughly distasteful.
Leaving aside and (please DO NOT bring either into any discussion here) what do you find truly shocking?
For me it was being shown a video clip on someone's mobile phone. It started well enough with an attractive girl wiggling her arse and displaying her bits with a rear shot to the camera and being tongued by another girl. The shock factor was when she suddenly defecated into the other girl's mouth, Eeeeeeeeeew Yuk! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I found that really gross and I'm not easily shocked. What also shocked me was the way that the person who showed me had not warned me I might be shocked and seemed to even take delight in my reaction:x (how pathetic is that?).
Could this activity be described as sexual activity or is it just a thoroughly unpleasant result of a sadly twisted mind?
someone showed me the same one by the sounds of it, they pass me the phone and said watch this :shock: :shock: :shock: when that triple choc muffin pops out :eeek:
I carn't see the attraction myself, :dunno:
alway said I'd get one done but never found the right one for me and never like any in the shops, but got a t-shirt in the summer and just love the pic on the front. just might be the one for me, saw a tatooist in spain and they said around 70 -140 to copy it on to top of my arm. never did get it done
might go and see a local tatooist and see what they say, as I really like it
might go and see a local tatooist and see what they say, as I really like it
My parnter come with this joke book last night, and was reading them to me all night, thought I'd share a few ramdom ones.
A little girl goes to see Santa.
Santa says, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?'
She says, 'I want a Barbie & Action-man.'
Santa says, 'I thought Barbie came with Ken
She says, 'No: she comes with action-man; she fakes it with Ken.'
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two , if there small enough
Q. Why carn'y Miss Piggy count to 79?
A. She get a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Q. How is a Monkey like a chainsaw?
A. they both fcuk up trees
Have you hreard of the new tampon line that have bells & tinsel
It's for the Christmas period.
Q. Whats the difference between pussy and apple pie
A. You can eat your mums apple pie
Q. Whats the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q What do you call a prostitue with a runny nose?
A. Full
like marmite you love :laughabove: or hate it :shock:
A little girl goes to see Santa.
Santa says, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?'
She says, 'I want a Barbie & Action-man.'
Santa says, 'I thought Barbie came with Ken
She says, 'No: she comes with action-man; she fakes it with Ken.'
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two , if there small enough
Q. Why carn'y Miss Piggy count to 79?
A. She get a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Q. How is a Monkey like a chainsaw?
A. they both fcuk up trees
Have you hreard of the new tampon line that have bells & tinsel
It's for the Christmas period.
Q. Whats the difference between pussy and apple pie
A. You can eat your mums apple pie
Q. Whats the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q What do you call a prostitue with a runny nose?
A. Full
like marmite you love :laughabove: or hate it :shock:
