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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall mad
What kind of a place is this people???
I thought you people are here to have fun, meet new people, have fun with others you like etc...
But all you seem like is a bunch of pussy's that are too shy or scared to have any fun with anyone else confused
Now whats that all about huh :? I came here looking for women to have fun with and all ive got is either abuse or its like trying to have a conversation with an elephant, in other words not very informing or progressive :shock:
Can anyone prove me wrong :?
Quote by hornyred and dino
Toy Boy - you need to do the 'bi-guy' test before we can go any further with this potential SunBunny HornyRed possible 3 some that seems to be developing.
Are you happy to take the test?
OI me n sunbunny are fuckin him OK , you can pick at the leftovers wink
Thank you babe biggrin
As my post said bloke2005 I aint and never will be gay, sorry :!:
Quote by SunBunny

I tell you what I will get a sex toy factory to make a blow up doll of me and I will send you that lol

Can I have one as well please? My bed gets so lonely in the middle of the night....... :lol:
Why do you want the doll babe when you can have the real thing biggrin
Your not shy are you confused
Quote by Bloke2005
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everything I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member.Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
:inlove: :happy: :inlove:
Well I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to do.
I'll wait and see what delights I recieve in my inbox before making my decision. Sorry Hornyred but if he's that good he'll be worth waiting for.
(By the way toyboy, you do realise I am old enough to be your mother, don't you?)
So can you see im being serious now baby :D
But you're NOT bisexual and that's NOT allowed no matter how serious you are - they'll boot you out you know - unless you take the 'bi test' ... baby! :wink:
Sorry mate, Im straight :!:
I tell you what I will get a sex toy factory to make a blow up doll of me and I will send you that lol
Quote by hornyred and dino
dont think to long BABY cos i dont think i can wait BABY ,hurry up BABY , im bursting to know your answer BABY wink

Ive already posted it biggrinOOH ! he spoke to me , redface .i was talking to sunbunny actually but hey , who cares , he spoke to me :D :D :D
Who me confusedhere we go again :?
Can I ask you who dino is :?
Quote by SunBunny
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everything I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member.Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
:inlove: :happy: :inlove:
Well I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to do.
I'll wait and see what delights I recieve in my inbox before making my decision. Sorry Hornyred but if he's that good he'll be worth waiting for.
(By the way toyboy, you do realise I am old enough to be your mother, don't you?)
So can you see im being serious now baby :D
Quote by hornyred and dino
dont think to long BABY cos i dont think i can wait BABY ,hurry up BABY , im bursting to know your answer BABY wink

Ive already posted it biggrinOOH ! he spoke to me , redface .i was talking to sunbunny actually but hey , who cares , he spoke to me :D :D :D
Who me confused
Quote by Bloke2005
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everthing I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member. Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
I'm in Essex regularly on business mate - nice hotel, bubble bath, candles, sexy(ish) bloke, and I drive a BMW convertible - how's that? :wink:
One problem mate, im straight and after a women :D
Quote by hornyred and dino
dont think to long BABY cos i dont think i can wait BABY ,hurry up BABY , im bursting to know your answer BABY wink

Ive already posted it biggrin
Quote by SunBunny
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everything I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member. Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
Quote by SunBunny

Hmmmm, would you like me to put it into simple terms baby wink

Yes please. I can be so blonde at times........
Do you want me to send it by pm or post it baby confused
Quote by SunBunny

So how about it confused

I'm sorry I wasn't listening.....how about what sweetie?
Hmmmm, would you like me to put it into simple terms baby wink
Quote by SunBunny

Honey I ain't your baby till you've shagged me.
I'm washing my hair tonight...... biggrin

Offer accepted baby wink
So when are you free confused
Offer accepted? Did I make you an offer??
Of course you did baby because I know you cant resist the temptation of having me :wink:
So how about it :?
Quote by hornyred and dino
yo dudette ,
names dino,
drives morris minor ,
likes trains ,
wears c&a clothes,
lasts 41/2 mins,
what d`ya say sunbunny,,,,,,any chance biggrin

To be honest you dont sound much better either lol
Quote by Lazeeboy
Hey,names Lazee.
Dull
Not very fit.
Careworker
Not very well hung
Own teeth
Drive Mondeo estate
Like fishing
wink :wink:
Keep tryin mate!
Lb :love:

I take it we are talking about you here mate lol
Quote by SunBunny

Quick baby, invite me round, my xjr will get me there in no time lol

Honey I ain't your baby till you've shagged me.
I'm washing my hair tonight...... biggrin
Offer accepted baby wink
So when are you free confused
Quote by SunBunny
I'm sitting here naked now. Playing with myself. I just can't choose between you all. I love mondeos....I LOVE C&A clothes...but toyboy has a Jag.......and comes with a friend....
:confused2:

Quick baby, invite me round, my xjr will get me there in no time lol
Quote by SunBunny

Were going to want a hell of alot longer than a few minutes to keep you entertained babe wink
You'll have to make some more time on your schedule biggrin

Why, are you bringing your dad?
All I can say is WHOOSH! Did someone hear something flying over head? rolleyes
Nah like I said it aint my dads thing lol
But me & me bro last for ages so were gonna need plenty of time with you babe :wink:
So you can start having all those multiple orgasms that you've been missing :D
Quote by SurreyBloke
One wonders if replies are properly read or just skimmed over.
People would pick up allsorts (not you Mike) of stuff they arn't at the moment (or something - you know what I'm trying to say) lol :lol:

At least say what you mean mate confused
Quote by freckledbird
Me biggrin

So you didn't read the whole thread then? confused
Thank you, I've just had a 'coffee and keyboards don't mix' moment. surprised
ooops sorry redface lol
You know what I ment, I ment women want ME wink
Quote by da69ve
You can't help but love this guy! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Who me confused Why :?
You have given my partner and myself a good laugh this evening....cheers!
i will let someone else explain why!
Go on mate, you might aswell explain biggrin
The suspense is killing me wink
Quote by SunBunny

Why do you think im too good to be true confused

Guys like you don't come along that often on here darlin.. . . . well they come....but they dont last long.... wink
I last forever babe, you just cant stop me :wink:
Quote by SunBunny
I like the mature look... wink :wink: )

OOOOOOOOOOOO,,,,,,,,you bugger............Mr Comparison says he'd be more than happy to verify that you like the mature look if you gave him a go........lol
You'll have to wait Mr Comparison. Toyboy and Toyboy 2 are busy trying to strip me naked and keep me hot and bubbling here. Come back in four minutes (maybe three) and they should be done. :wink:
Were going to want a hell of alot longer than a few minutes to keep you entertained babe :wink:
You'll have to make some more time on your schedule biggrin
Quote by SunBunny
Just checkin hun cos you're too good to be true..............
Jeez its getting hot in here don't you think?

Well maybe you should let me & my bro come round and take all your clothes off biggrin
An we promise we will try our best not to cool you down wink
Why do you think im too good to be true confused