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1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny

Well my dad wouldnt ever do anything like this as hes happily married
He hasn't met me yet...
So your just gonna have to have me & me brother sort you out & show you what you've been missing all these years
Finally you come to me. I have been waiting all my life to meet someone like you. And you have a beautiful young brother as well. Bliss.
An I know now, that your just keep on coming back for more :wink:
Don't stop now baby.

This is a wind-up, right???
I aint winding no-one up babe, what makes you say that confused

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by da69ve
Ooops - looks like Da69ve's moved the goalposts toyboy. Austin Powers really does it for me. Yeah Baby.
Do you want to bring your dad on in this one, (is he nice???? I like the mature look... :wink: ), or are you confident that you and your kid brother can beat the master and woo me into submission?

YEAH BABY !!!
Are you two married by any chance confused

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Ooops - looks like Da69ve's moved the goalposts toyboy. Austin Powers really does it for me. Yeah Baby.
Do you want to bring your dad on in this one, (is he nice???? I like the mature look... :wink: ), or are you confident that you and your kid brother can beat the master and woo me into submission?

Well my dad wouldnt ever do anything like this as hes happily married lol

So your just gonna have to have me & me brother sort you out & show you what you've been missing all these years biggrin

An I know now, that your just keep on coming back for more :wink:

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1 Mar 2005

Me

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny

And I do have a very good looking brother aswell

Has he left school yet?
Not yet baby, hes in the 1st year of 6th form lol

You can have the both of us if you know what I mean :grin:
I have no idea what you mean...... rolleyes

:lol:
How about it then baby wink

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny

And I do have a very good looking brother aswell

Has he left school yet?
Not yet baby, hes in the 1st year of 6th form lol

You can have the both of us if you know what I mean :grin:

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Your pic, toyboy. The avatar is what goes under your username. I presume the picture is of you.....or do you have a good-looking twin brother?

Yep thats me biggrin

And I do have a very good looking brother aswell smile

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny

Im just making sure people know im really sorry before everyone starts having a go at me again :shock:

I think you're doing fine toyboy, but this is so entertaining that you are stopping me from working, which is BAD. :twisted: Every time I see your Sig I giggle.
Nice avatar by the way. wink

Thanks baby, I can be very bad if you want me to be biggrin

Whats my avatar by the way confused

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
It's okay sexy. You can lick me better later :twisted:

Hmmmm, we will definately have to sort that out later baby :grin:

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
Don't worry sexy, don't matter if you got a gf. I'll do ya :P :twisted:

No thanks mate, it aint my kinda thing :!:
And then you have the cheek to complain about not been as lucky as me on your first day here?!
You need to reconsider mate. Maybe that's where you're going wrong!
Sorry, please accept my apology, it appears I got the wrong end of the conversation lol

Sorry

what.....again ?
2 apologys are better than 1 mate biggrin

Im just making sure people know im really sorry before everyone starts having a go at me again :shock:

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by cum1cumallimbegginya
Don't worry sexy, don't matter if you got a gf. I'll do ya :P :twisted:

No thanks mate, it aint my kinda thing :!:
And then you have the cheek to complain about not been as lucky as me on your first day here?!
You need to reconsider mate. Maybe that's where you're going wrong!
Sorry, please accept my apology, it appears I got the wrong end of the conversation lol

Sorry

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows

Well im sorry if I offended you but from what Vix said I take it your male, right :

What made you think that? Loads of bi girlies on here ;)
Well I thought Vix was straight so I thought it was a male pm'ing her lol

Opps

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Appearances can be decieving toyboy. ..... if you really do want to be a toyboy you should slow down with the rejections. Cum1CumCumCum is not all that bad. She gives good head, or so I hear.........

Sorry I thought the person in question was male as to what Vix said lol

Im jus gonna sit in the corner and look stupid now redface

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by cum1cumallimbegginya
Don't worry sexy, don't matter if you got a gf. I'll do ya :P :twisted:

No thanks mate, it aint my kinda thing :!:
And then you have the cheek to complain about not been as lucky as me on your first day here?!
You need to reconsider mate. Maybe that's where you're going wrong!
Well im sorry if I offended you but from what Vix said I take it your male, right confused

:
And Im not into that kinda thing thats all :shock:

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by cum1cumallimbegginya
Don't worry sexy, don't matter if you got a gf. I'll do ya :P :twisted:

No thanks mate, it aint my kinda thing :!:

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
And what the hell does 'Single-ish' mean Mr flash toyboy? Come on. ....explain yourself. ..

It means in my world, I have one or more girls but none of them are actually my girlfriends, if you know what I mean baby smile

So I can chat up very sexy women like yourself without getting into any trouble biggrin

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Has the snowball stopped :uhoh:
Can I say hi yet? Hi :welcome:
Venusxxx

Hello Baby biggrin

I think everyones stopped trying to kill me now lol

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
Ok.......I'm trying to see a balance here, so lets give you the benefit of the doubt and you are going to stay here ? ok.......sorry if I called you a tosser, no more than I'd call my son if he was trying to be flash on my hard earnt cash !
shall we drop the text speak ? nobody understands it here ! the flash car dont impress anyone, the girls dont need to be asked if they have been laid latley cos thats none of anyones business ! well not in my opinion , there are older people on here than you an they deserve to be treated with respect.......sometimes we know more than you ! friendship is worth more than a shag mate, but I suspect that will come in time for you,
so......lets call a truce, .........................nope I dont have to be friends with anybody.....but maybe I'm giving the benefit of the doubt an listening to you youngsters !
Have fun ........
just for the record.........I was worse than you , good job age has mellowed me !

Thank you, I hope we can be friends now biggrin

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by KitKat
Found it! I was wondering what all the fuss was about! :lol:
Welcome to the site, please be advised, a ToyBoy in here is something which is strapped naked to a chair and shagged senseless by several horny women with an assortment of carefully chosen, and (hopefully) well lubricated, strap-ons.
You did read the job description in the advice section
lhk
Kat

Oh dear I got that a bit wrong :lol:
I only want the part of 'shagged senseless by several horny women' biggrin

No strap-ons thank you ladies :!:

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by cum1cumallimbegginya
Welcome
Everyone on this site is nice & friendly except towards me
Pete

Maybe it's because you're not as cute as me :lol: wink

Maybe your right my friend, put a photo of yourself & lets c whos the cute-est of em all :lol:

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1 Mar 2005

Welcome

Everyone on this site is nice & friendly except towards me lol

Pete

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Hello and welcome :wave2:
OK you haven't made the best of starts but you haven't been offensive to anyone, in fact considering the comments thrown your direction I think you've responded in a reasonable manner.
I would suggest you leave this thread to die, have a read of some of the other topics, and start responding to people on there.
If you think it's important people know what you drive then fair enough.
I have to say, I can't see it's relevancy myself, but each to their own.
Good luck
Can I just point out that whilst people may not like what he's doing regarding his g/f or style of posting, he didn't break the AUP.
Jas
XXX

Thank you

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl
Okay, dont mean to offend anyone her and im not trying to ruin anyones fun, but I think this is getting a bit sour... Im a newbie and so you may tell me to sod off... but...
A guy comes on and introduces himself.. he gets flamed.. fair enough... but then he takes it on the chin and appologisises for most of it...
Then people just start having a go again....
Now we're getting sniping on both sides...
Yes he may be a bit of a tosser, but at least he replied instead of dissapearing into obscurity - which shows guts, and I have never seen members of SH be so vicious to a newbie before. Yes comments may be warrented, but this is rather off putting for any newbie who sees this.. they're gonna think you going to eat them alive....
Only an opinion and you will porbably tell me to sod off - as I said in the first instance!
Sini

So far the only sensible post in this thread. However, I'm surprised you've never seen the SH newbie-baiting before. It's a very frequent occurrence but is never particularly pleasant to watch and is usually performed by people that have been here long enough to know better. It happens more in LMU where some members troll the threads looking for someone to pick on.
There are just 2 things I would quibble with.
Why is it fair enough for him to be flamed? His initial post seemed perfectly acceptable within the AUP of the site. His use of textspeak could be irritating, but that is a personal thing and he stopped once he had been told so eloquently that it wasn't appropriate. How he sets himself in his signature is up to him. If you don't like the sound of him, then ignore him...simple as.
He wasn't the first person to use insulting language, he was called a tosser, and his response to that was fairly restrained. This forum is often likened to a pub and newbies are told that they wouldn't go into a new pub and speak like that. Maybe some of the more established members should think along those lines too. Would you go into a pub and call someone a tosser? You might think it but you wouldn't say it. Sitting behind the safety of a keyboard though, it's easy to hurl insults.
Two lines from the AUP:
* Anything hateful, like racist remarks, or using offensive terms offensively.
* Abusive or aggressive behaviour towards other people on here.
I don't think that it was the newbie that broke the rules.
Thank you, this is my point exactly biggrin

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by Richie2
Hey sexy toyboy, I have a portfolio of properties around the midlands, 2 nice motors, 2 private homes, and a business, but when I'm out playing or partying in my birthday suit....it means shit, its how I perform that matters......what a great leveller swinging is!
If you hadn't been so rude or arrogant towards people maybe you'de be getting along with folks now....
Anyhow I blame Vix, she posted first...XXX

You know what mate your right biggrin

Anyhow if they wanna know how I perform all they gotta do is ask lol

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by HungryP
No I dont believe it is but anyway they wouldnt let old timers who are past it like yourself in anyway, lol

Now that was soooo not cool.....
Actually, I think sexy-toyboy-4-fun is beginning to fit in. :shock: wink

Thank you

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
You may find what you are looking for in the divorced, separated and singles clubs. They have a clientele of mature women. Many of which are very confident and would consider your proposal, on their terms mind you. You will have plenty of opportunity to meet them if you work at the clubs.

That does sound like a plan but how many of those clubs do you get in romford confused

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
Sorry if you took the other post the wrong way man, no offence was ment

Apology accepted, but offended? It takes a bit more than that sunshine.
I can call you sunshine can't I? Seein as I'm such an old timer ! wink

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Very funny, dont you get bored of making jokes

Never!
Yea that fair mate :lol:

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by Mav&Sini
Okay, dont mean to offend anyone her and im not trying to ruin anyones fun, but I think this is getting a bit sour... Im a newbie and so you may tell me to sod off... but...
A guy comes on and introduces himself.. he gets flamed.. fair enough... but then he takes it on the chin and appologisises for most of it...
Then people just start having a go again....
Now we're getting sniping on both sides...
Yes he may be a bit of a tosser, but at least he replied instead of dissapearing into obscurity - which shows guts, and I have never seen members of SH be so vicious to a newbie before. Yes comments may be warrented, but this is rather off putting for any newbie who sees this.. they're gonna think you going to eat them alive....
Only an opinion and you will porbably tell me to sod off - as I said in the first instance!
Sini

Sini,
I dont intend to make game of this, maybe you think you are right and I'm not about to start an arguement, as I've said to him , take a good look at each an everyone of his posts ? what do you think ? .........I gotta flash car ! my girlfriend dont know I'm here ! I wanna shag anything ........your an old timer ! ..............an now an apology ? fuck off !
as I said........a tosser ! ..........................when he comes back with a sensible apology and a post then yes ...i'lll listen
I really dont despute that hes a tosser...... Im not trying to take the high and mighty.. sorry if you think I am... but when Ive seen tossers before on here... most people just get ignored.....
And dude, with that last comment - you really arent better than anyone else and asking if someone whos a seasoned member of a swining site if they got laid recently is just plain stupid.. thats like going on a femisist forum and asking if they're on their period....
you deserve to get flamed if you cant be a man and rise above it rather than saying petty little insults like you were in a playground....
OK fair comment, I dont mean to sound rude but everyone keeps on having a go at me and I dont consider it fair :!:

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
I think ive answered everythin but if I havent then let me know

Does Mothercare close early on a Tuesday?
No I dont believe it is but anyway they wouldnt let old timers who are past it like yourself in anyway, lol smile

:beer: right, here goes
:jagsatwork: for your information he isnt really an old timer and past it. He is just a bit more mature than you and I so shut that fulthy mouh of yours. You didnt have to be so nasty, he was only asking a question.

:smackbottom sad

and that isnt a kinky spank, thats a I want to kick yer ass spank) :kick:
lol

Heres a question for you, when was the last time you got laid confused

You sound stressed babe, it sounds like you aint got none in a while :lol:
end of me and him ! .......go play with the fairies !
Go play with the faries, what, grow up mate, your still being insulting and acting like my little sister :!:

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1 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows

Heres a question for you, when was the last time you got laid
You sound stressed babe, it sounds like you aint got none in a while

Oooh - that is so NOT the way to go about getting accepted on here - trust me!
OK babe, I will take note biggrin

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