Hello Ppl :)

1 Mar 2005

Hi Ppl

Im new ere & I dont really no wat 2 say... :confused:
I guess I better let u wonderful ppl no wat im lookin 4 :grin:
Im lookin 4 a slim attractive lady no older than 35 who wants a toyboy for lots of fun :rascal:
If ive missed anything out or any1 wnts 2 no anyting jus send me a pm or e-mail smile

Look forward 2 hearing from u ladies wink

Pete

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Look forward 2 hearing from u ladies
Pete

Shaddup already with the stupid txt spk. We hate that shite on here.

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Vix
Look forward 2 hearing from u ladies
Pete

Shaddup already with the stupid txt spk. We hate that shite on here.
Thats why it took an hour for a reply. :notes:

1 Mar 2005

Sexy-toyboy-4-fun wrote:

Well-built (ex-Rugby)

Ex-Rugby eh? Well, I went to Eton. I was there about five minutes, I was delivering groceries at the time....

1 Mar 2005

Flash, Cool & Single-ish :shock: :shock:
Oooooooooooh!!! who told you that???? :twisted:
Just out of interest, does your other-half(ish) know your looking for a lady??
bolt

1 Mar 2005

anyone care to enlighten me as to driving a Jaguar XJR has got to do with it?
bit perplexed by the siggy here, single-ish WTF????
Lil_Bunny, single, picky and drives a peugeot - fluck that's my chances scuppered eh? but I do fit the under 35 category mad

1 Mar 2005

OK lets decipher..........
signature...
Im 19, Essex Lad, Flash, Cool (theres a contradiction, can't be both as in my experience flash people are rarely cool), Single-ish (which means has a girlfriend/fiancee but she doesnt know about his post here and/or wouldnt like it), Medium & Well Built (!?!!?!?), Sex Addict (who wasn't at 19!), Looking 4 Fun Wiv Women 25-35 (again probably has a young girlfriend but wants someone with experience that he doesnt have to be seen with, after all would it look cool to have a 35 year old seen in his Jag??), Work as Doorman & Drive a Jaguar XJR (what he doesn't say is that it's probably mummy and dadides and they let him borrow it to pose).
Ad.....
I want someone experienced to shag...
Think thats about that

:rotflmao:
Besides that :welcome: and have fun (PS - with that Jag be on the watch for the site Gangster AKA Mr DaveJ (SIR!) in his BMW)

1 Mar 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
about sums it up !
how about .......tos_ _r for short ?

Well I was trying to be eloquent............ but thats about what I thought

1 Mar 2005

Quote by morbiusUK

about sums it up !
how about .......tos_ _r for short ?

Well I was trying to be eloquent............ but thats about what I thought
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :doh:

1 Mar 2005

If you work as a doorman, presumably you wear black tie and jacket, don't you already have the ideal situation to find women seeking a toy boy?

1 Mar 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
If you work as a doorman, presumably you wear black tie and jacket, don't you already have the ideal situation to find women seeking a toy boy?

Nah.......he sells doors at B&Q ......thats being a doorman !
5'7 and a doorman ? ......................come on !
Oh i dont know they dont seem to have quiets ashigh standards as they used to!!!

1 Mar 2005

I love you people, you really make me laugh smile

In reply:-
Vix & Gummy:- Sorry about the language will use proper English now & will take a photo of me without the shades :)
HannahnAlex:- Sorry if I sounded offensive on the no over 35â€™s but I will make an exception for very sexy women, you look very young & fit in your photo babe :grin: but im afraid you cant punish me as im not into pain :uhoh:
Manofmuchfun:- Sorry I donâ€™t clean toys, I donâ€™t like whipping & I donâ€™t like being called a â€˜tosserâ€™, thank you :!:
Mikenorth:- Have you ever played rugby, its good fun but itâ€™s a painful sport and I donâ€™t like pain :uhoh:
KcKat:- Plenty of people have said but its usually, â€˜flash bastardâ€™, lol :lol2: And my girl doesnâ€™t really know ive joined this site and I donâ€™t think she cares either :mrgreen:
Lil_Bunny:- I mentioned my car & other stuff to let you know a bit about me, you look like a very fit women in your photo babe :grin:
Morbuisuk:- Too much to answer but the cars mine not mummyâ€™s & daddyâ€™s :!:
Duncanlondon:- Yes your right I do but the age group of women is 99%, 16-23 and how do you know if there any good :confused:
Foxylady123:- Well I could meet your high standards :grin:
I think ive answered everythin but if I havent then let me know wink

1 Mar 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Sexy-toyboy-4-fun wrote:

Well-built (ex-Rugby)

Ex-Rugby eh? Well, I went to Eton. I was there about five minutes, I was delivering groceries at the time....
I delivered some boxes to Cambridge once, so maybe we should form a (not) posh club!!!

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
I think ive answered everythin but if I havent then let me know

Does Mothercare close early on a Tuesday?
No I dont believe it is but anyway they wouldnt let old timers who are past it like yourself in anyway, lol smile

1 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
And my girl doesnâ€™t really know ive joined this site and I donâ€™t think she cares either :mrgreen:

She will do when she sees your pic rolleyes

Trust me babe, she wouldnt so feel free to talk to me smile

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
I think ive answered everythin but if I havent then let me know

Does Mothercare close early on a Tuesday?
No I dont believe it is but anyway they wouldnt let old timers who are past it like yourself in anyway, lol smile

Now that was soooo not cool.....

1 Mar 2005

Okay, dont mean to offend anyone her and im not trying to ruin anyones fun, but I think this is getting a bit sour... Im a newbie and so you may tell me to sod off... but...
A guy comes on and introduces himself.. he gets flamed.. fair enough... but then he takes it on the chin and appologisises for most of it...
Then people just start having a go again....
Now we're getting sniping on both sides...
Yes he may be a bit of a tosser, but at least he replied instead of dissapearing into obscurity - which shows guts, and I have never seen members of SH be so vicious to a newbie before. Yes comments may be warrented, but this is rather off putting for any newbie who sees this.. they're gonna think you going to eat them alive....
Only an opinion and you will porbably tell me to sod off - as I said in the first instance!
Sini

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
I think ive answered everythin but if I havent then let me know

Does Mothercare close early on a Tuesday?
No I dont believe it is but anyway they wouldnt let old timers who are past it like yourself in anyway, lol smile

:beer: right, here goes
:jagsatwork: for your information he isnt really an old timer and past it. He is just a bit more mature than you and I so shut that fulthy mouh of yours. You didnt have to be so nasty, he was only asking a question.

:smackbottom sad

and that isnt a kinky spank, thats a I want to kick yer ass spank) :kick:
lol

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Mav&Sini
A guy comes on and introduces himself.. he gets flamed.. fair enough... but then he takes it on the chin and appologisises for most of it...
Then people just start having a go again....
Now we're getting sniping on both sides...
Yes he may be a bit of a tosser, but at least he replied instead of dissapearing into obscurity - which shows guts, and I have never seen members of SH be so vicious to a newbie before. Yes comments may be warrented, but this is rather off putting for any newbie who sees this.. they're gonna think you going to eat them alive....

A good point...being a newbie myself I empathise with your post... however I'm not sure if what he's showing is guts or arrogance.

1 Mar 2005

Quote by awol
A guy comes on and introduces himself.. he gets flamed.. fair enough... but then he takes it on the chin and appologisises for most of it...
Then people just start having a go again....
Now we're getting sniping on both sides...
Yes he may be a bit of a tosser, but at least he replied instead of dissapearing into obscurity - which shows guts, and I have never seen members of SH be so vicious to a newbie before. Yes comments may be warrented, but this is rather off putting for any newbie who sees this.. they're gonna think you going to eat them alive....

A good point...being a newbie myself I empathise with your post... however I'm not sure if what he's showing is guts or arrogance.
ok.. I conceed that one... perhaps bloody mindedness?

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
Does Mothercare close early on a Tuesday?

No I dont believe it is but anyway they wouldnt let old timers who are past it like yourself in anyway, lol smile

I was just wondering why you weren't at work then?
Very funny, dont you get bored of making jokes lol

Sorry if you took the other post the wrong way man, no offence was ment biggrin

1 Mar 2005

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Mav&Sini
Okay, dont mean to offend anyone her and im not trying to ruin anyones fun, but I think this is getting a bit sour... Im a newbie and so you may tell me to sod off... but...
A guy comes on and introduces himself.. he gets flamed.. fair enough... but then he takes it on the chin and appologisises for most of it...
Then people just start having a go again....
Now we're getting sniping on both sides...
Yes he may be a bit of a tosser, but at least he replied instead of dissapearing into obscurity - which shows guts, and I have never seen members of SH be so vicious to a newbie before. Yes comments may be warrented, but this is rather off putting for any newbie who sees this.. they're gonna think you going to eat them alive....
Only an opinion and you will porbably tell me to sod off - as I said in the first instance!
Sini

Thank you Sini biggrin

1 Mar 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I think ive answered everythin but if I havent then let me know

Does Mothercare close early on a Tuesday?
No I dont believe it is but anyway they wouldnt let old timers who are past it like yourself in anyway, lol smile

:beer: right, here goes
:jagsatwork: for your information he isnt really an old timer and past it. He is just a bit more mature than you and I so shut that fulthy mouh of yours. You didnt have to be so nasty, he was only asking a question.

:smackbottom sad

and that isnt a kinky spank, thats a I want to kick yer ass spank) :kick:
lol

Heres a question for you, when was the last time you got laid confused

You sound stressed babe, it sounds like you aint got none in a while :lol:

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Thank you Sini

Well... I just dont think flaming gets anyone anywhere...
but seriously dude, you better think about appologising.. its easy to get off on the wrong foot... but you need to be a man and admit that.....
otherwise you really wont last very long on here.....

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Heres a question for you, when was the last time you got laid
You sound stressed babe, it sounds like you aint got none in a while

Oooh - that is so NOT the way to go about getting accepted on here - trust me!

1 Mar 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
Okay, dont mean to offend anyone her and im not trying to ruin anyones fun, but I think this is getting a bit sour... Im a newbie and so you may tell me to sod off... but...
A guy comes on and introduces himself.. he gets flamed.. fair enough... but then he takes it on the chin and appologisises for most of it...
Then people just start having a go again....
Now we're getting sniping on both sides...
Yes he may be a bit of a tosser, but at least he replied instead of dissapearing into obscurity - which shows guts, and I have never seen members of SH be so vicious to a newbie before. Yes comments may be warrented, but this is rather off putting for any newbie who sees this.. they're gonna think you going to eat them alive....
Only an opinion and you will porbably tell me to sod off - as I said in the first instance!
Sini

Sini,
I dont intend to make game of this, maybe you think you are right and I'm not about to start an arguement, as I've said to him , take a good look at each an everyone of his posts ? what do you think ? .........I gotta flash car ! my girlfriend dont know I'm here ! I wanna shag anything ........your an old timer ! ..............an now an apology ? fuck off !
as I said........a tosser ! ..........................when he comes back with a sensible apology and a post then yes ...i'lll listen
I really dont despute that hes a tosser...... Im not trying to take the high and mighty.. sorry if you think I am... but when Ive seen tossers before on here... most people just get ignored.....
And dude, with that last comment - you really arent better than anyone else and asking if someone whos a seasoned member of a swining site if they got laid recently is just plain stupid.. thats like going on a femisist forum and asking if they're on their period....
you deserve to get flamed if you cant be a man and rise above it rather than saying petty little insults like you were in a playground....

1 Mar 2005

You may find what you are looking for in the divorced, separated and singles clubs. They have a clientele of mature women. Many of which are very confident and would consider your proposal, on their terms mind you. You will have plenty of opportunity to meet them if you work at the clubs.

1 Mar 2005

Someone's going down like a lead balloon doo dah doo dah

1 Mar 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
No I dont believe it is but anyway they wouldnt let old timers who are past it like yourself in anyway, lol

Now that was soooo not cool.....
Actually, I think sexy-toyboy-4-fun is beginning to fit in. :shock: wink