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29 Mar 2005

Quote by MikeNorth

So are you talking about a kind of Verification system for flirters then???

No Clare, perish the thought...more like certification a la Warwick....
are you offering to be the official flirting certifier mikenorth?? if so have i ever told you what a dashing and charming man you are? lol

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29 Mar 2005

Please please please can i come??

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26 Mar 2005

if you ever manage to read this post happy birthday aly! biggrin

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24 Mar 2005

73% here - is that a good achievement for a 23yr old or what! lol

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24 Mar 2005

I got 80 - dunno if i'm pleased or insulted! :shock:

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24 Mar 2005

Is this test rigged? we all seem to be jaffa cakes! jaffa cake here too biggrin

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22 Mar 2005

All good confessions people - i know theres more out there!
Come on let it out and share your shame, plus i need a good giggle lol

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22 Mar 2005

you need to ad another option to your poll :
very very occaisionally when the mood takes you, when u fancy the pants off them, when no-ones gonna get hurt, you both want the same thing, when its safe.
Would get my vote biggrin

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22 Mar 2005

Quote by awol
ohhh dear I'm gonna regret this but for some odd reason ... ages ago and I mean ages ago I used to fancy Esther Rantzen
:shock:

ages ago as in last week awol??? rotflmao

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22 Mar 2005

Quote by kinkyluton
Carol ..sonia mum on eastenders i used to fancy her like mad

why why why why???

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22 Mar 2005

what about skips?? skips are the best crisps in the world mmmmmmm biggrin

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22 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Dale Winton!! ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

foxlady moves into the lead!

:rotflmao:

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22 Mar 2005

Quote by RickRoper
Judy Finnegan, a few years back. saying that, she's not as cringeworhy as her husband, who I do not fancy....
Rick

judy finnegan?? lol

o dear, well done for confessing - you're in the lead so far!

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22 Mar 2005

Ok so we're all had crushes or moments of insanity when we've fancied the most cringe-worthy people and later thought.....why? why? why?? confused

I had this conversation with my sister a while ago - who's the most cringe worthy celeb u fancied? Mine is..........craig charles......... :shock:
Please help me feel better by sharing our shame!
incidently my sisters was willow!!!! rotflmao

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21 Mar 2005

Quote by westerross
call it charlie awww i love puppies!

Call it Jess in honour of her lovely pair of puppies ;)
nice try but its a boy puppy - unless ur suggesting i look manly!! lol

Could be Jess Conrad (you're too young to know) and his two puppies.
ok ok i have an mans name :cry:
poor me!

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21 Mar 2005

I'm raver bear!!!
rotflmao

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21 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
call it charlie awww i love puppies!

Call it Jess in honour of her lovely pair of puppies ;)
nice try but its a boy puppy - unless ur suggesting i look manly!! lol

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21 Mar 2005

call it charlie awww i love puppies!

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21 Mar 2005

vodka and orange
or
vodka and orange

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16 Mar 2005

Brilliant pololady - useful and funny rotflmao

Worse chatup i ever heard was a bloke licked his finger, wiped it down my top ( mad

) and said oops better get u outta those wet clothes :doh:

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16 Mar 2005

Wots all this about southern nancies???? evil

Ignorant person will be educated on saturday biggrin

Oooo i'm so excited !!!!!

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15 Mar 2005

Hello can i come please o pretty pretty please!! i'll be good i promise :twisted:

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15 Mar 2005

Quote by Ch33k3y monk3h
No disrespect but this is a message to all you small minded people. I know this kind of thing isnt too common but whats with all the shit the new people get. Just because you regulars get to know the other regulars, whats to say that somebody new isnt as keen and honest as yourselves everybody does everything for the first time so give them a break will you.

i'm a relative newbie and because i havent come in guns blazing with my head up my own ass i've be welcomed with open arms - people who come in with the wrong attitude will be outed, thats life

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15 Mar 2005

Depends how much vodka i'd had but i'd say fully straddled every time biggrin

How else can one enjoy a bannister? hmmm just had a thought about knickerless sliding......... :shock:

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15 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
are they rich tea biscuits or choc ones??

Oooooo choccie ones i hope smile

Hob Knobs i'd wager lol

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15 Mar 2005

Hmmm i think you need to get a reality check
Why o why do these people put themselves up to be shot down in flames??
As for saying she was fat....................... evil

:evil:

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15 Mar 2005

aww why? why? - wait till it defrosts much jucier

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15 Mar 2005

Doesnt it make more sense to do this by region rather than county? As i am the only person in Kent (so it feels sometimes :cry: ) its very lonely and i quite frankly dont feel remotely responsible enough to be in charge of myself! :shock:
Think i will apply to join the Southern Trollops biggrin

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10 Mar 2005

Last nite i went to bed with 2 duvets, hot water bottle, thermal jimmys, 3 pussys.......not as exciting as it sounds :cry:

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8 Mar 2005

aww i always seem to see these threads too late!!! :cry:
have to be quicker off the mark next time!
and i make such a good slave too!! rotflmao

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